Pizza Underground Digest Volume 1 Issue 05

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· 5 years ago

  

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Û PUD: Pizza Underground Digest.                              Û Feb. 22 1993 Û 
Û Issue 5, Volume 1, Chapter 1, Epic 1.                       ÛÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÛ 
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        "Macs are really great computers...I swear." 
                                                        -LaMeR 

þ Mail  
       
      The mail section has been deleted from this special fold-out issue. 

þ Free flowing madness.    

      This issue is for those of you who could not understand the charm of 
   PUD issue number 4. The article written by NO COURiER, SuB LaMeR  
   eXtReMe. He is the epitome of all bad modem users, in other words a  
   really swell and likable guy. If you didn't understand issue 4 well, gee 
   that's just too damn bad now isn't it. When you get back from buying a 
   fucking brain we shall continue. 

þ The free fold-out madness. 

----------------------[Fold on dotted lines]---------------------------------- 
                                 | 
þ 3 Reasons why you suck.        | þ SMeLLy SoCKS, A poem. 
                                 | 
   1. You are reading this.      |   Socks smell when worn. Wash them. 
   2. You have a modem.          | 
   3. You didn't eat Krystal's   |-------------------------------------------- 
      last night.                | 
                                 | þ How to eat for free. 
---------------------------------| 
                                 |   This is your standard text on the an- 
þ Madness, why it's fun.         |   archists way of doing things. To eat  
                                 |   for free requires great luck and skill 
   Why? Why is madness fun well, |   in other words you steal. 
   it depends on how you view    | 
   things. Madness is really     |-------------------------------------------- 
   nothing more than un-controlled fun. Fun? What can be said about it? Well 
   the more fun you have the better you are in life. A happy person is much,  
   much enjoyable of a conversationalist than a really boring person. Boring  
   people suck, almost as much as VBBS. 

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End of the lame ass madness. 

þ Free of that hell! 

      Sorry about the previous madness but it overcame me when listening to 
   heavy metal music, sideways. Listening to music sideways is difficult as 
   it takes musical ear, as well as the nack for bieng a stuck-up prude who 
   has nothing better to do in life than harass young people's tastes. 

þ Ren and Stimpy. 

      I hope they rot in hell. The suck. Bad. Almost as much as the present 
   federal goverment does. 

þ Gý is out. 

      And if you don't know what it is. I won't tell you. But I will give  
   you a hint, it is the extension of the PS-MPC. Or as P/C put it, it is 
   a new product from the ground up. It features quick replace data files 
   to make upgrades quick, easy and efficent. It also can use the same config 
   file as the PS-MPC did. Ok I will tell you, it generates ASM code for  
   virii. It does not however include any harmfull or damaging code as they 
   expect you to figure this out for yourself. Maybe you will. I doubt it. 

þ Closing. 

      This file was lame. I suck. But so do you. 

þ Support BBS's: 

      See Line 34, paragraph 15 subtitle 32. 
       
þ Mail. 

      Baphomet the Limbo King   WWIVNET 2506@14 
      NO COURiER                WWIVNET 2506@36 

þþþ End of PUD 1,5: "The sky is blue..."                                   þþþ