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Pizza Underground Digest Volume 1 Issue 09
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Ú Ú Ú Ú Ú Ú Û Issue Number 9, Volume 1, Chapter 1, Epic 1 Û
ÚÚÚÚ Ú Ú Ú Ú Û Released on the date: Feb. 23, 1993 Û
Ú Ú Ú Ú Ú Û PUD serving the modem public since Febuary 22, 1993! Û
Ú ÚÚÚÚ ÚÚÚ Û For help and actual info, look elsewhere. Û
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Û°° "To err is human, to really fuck things up requires an idiot." ° Û
Û° -Baphomet Û
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Û þ Mail. Û
Û Û
Û None in this issue but check out issue 8 for great uplifting Û
Û and inspirational messages addresses to NO COURiER. It seems some Û
Û people just can't control themselves. Oh well. Û
Û Û
Û þ Recipe: Pizza llama SuRpRiSe! Û
Û Û
Û Note that the ingrediants for this recipe can be hard to find Û
Û especially if one does not reside in the Ands. So to make this a Û
Û more 'global' recipe I have included a substition chart. llama= Û
Û dead or mangled[Maybe even slighty alive] old people. Now on with Û
Û the recipe! Û
Û Û
Û 1 Chef boyardee Pizza mix Û
Û The stuff it says on the back of the box Û
Û llama Û
Û Û
Û Ok to start out, saut the llama over a deep fiery pit for no Û
Û more than 32.4 minutes. Note that ethnic sacrifices add variety Û
Û and spice to your overall product. After removing the whole Û
Û llama from the pit. Cut it into 13 equal pieces. Then slowly Û
Û trim all fat from each piece taking great care to leave no Û
Û bones showing. When done with all 13 pieces, throw them away. Û
Û Pick up the phone call Domino's you cheap fuck and order a Û
Û pizza. When the little geeky guy comes have some one from the Û
Û house either dump the mix from the roof on to the spaz or stuff Û
Û the mix into the tail pipe of his sad-ass car. Û
Û Û
Û Emm, emm tasted good didn't it? I knew it would and the whole Û
Û process only takes about an hour. Û
Û Û
Û þ Questions and Answers. Û
Û Û
Û Why are the editors of PUD so hatefull towards VBBS? Û
Û It sucks. To steal a phrase, it sucks big donkey dick. Û
Û Û
Û Is huntsvegas really that bad? Û
Û Yes. And believe it or not there are actually worse places. Û
Û Û
Û Does the hungarian killer squirell actually kill? Û
Û No. It simply maims it's victims usually small innocent Û
Û children. Û
Û Û
Û Can you spell worth a shit? Û
Û oN. Û
Û Û
Û þ HoW tO bE a WaReZ duDE! Û
Û Û
Û Ok so you want to be a really c00l wArEz d00d hUh? How you ask Û
Û does one become such a wretched reject of society that I have Û
Û nothing better to do than go out and get WaReZ? Well I will tell Û
Û you, now pay attention it is really difficult. First of all lose Û
Û all personality you have ever had. Pick a really lame alias, oh Û
Û like NO COURiER. Then get a real modem. Well it doesn't have to be Û
Û a good one it just needs to be 14.4k! VroooooooooOOOOMMMMM!!! Yeh, Û
Û whatever. Now comes the most difficult part the typing. Typing Û
Û like a wArEz d00d takes skill, and dedication. First of ALL Û
Û vowels must be in LOWERcase, o's of course become 0. And spelling? Û
Û well real WaReZ dUdEs don't spell by normal means, they spell Û
Û however the can as long as thier is a lot of extended ascii in it. Û
Û WaReZ. You don't need 'em. All real WaReZ dudes is get them and Û
Û then upload them somewhere else, Joy! I quit this section now. Û
Û Û
Û þ Reviews. Û
Û Û
Û I will review a few programs for you now. Û
Û Û
Û WordPerfect. Û
Û The worst program ever made next to vbbs. It reaks so bad Û
Û you will probably go crazy before you exit via, ALT-Q, F2, Û
Û d, D, <TAB>. Û
Û Û
Û EdLiN PrO! Û
Û By fReD tHe HiTmAn, a really swell guy. This has all the Û
Û normal features of Edlin but also features an extended Û
Û command interface that will please even the most powefull Û
Û user! Take for example, <SPACE> in normal edlin does a Û
Û space but in EP it does del *.* and if under 4Dos it does Û
Û del *.* /y/q. Space is of course replaced by ALT-235, X. Û
Û Û
Û þ Closing. Û
Û Û
Û In closing, I would like to say, you still suck. Û
Û Û
Û þ Mail, Hate please: Û
Û Û
Û Baphomet the Limbo King WWIVNET 2506@14 Û
Û NO COURiER WWIVNET 2506@36 Û
Û Û
Û þ Oops. Û
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Û End of PUD 1:9, "Can you spell socks?" Û
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