Phucked Phreak Production Vol 01

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                                BBS 

                           Proudly Presents 
                               Another 
                      Phucked Phreak Production 
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*708/808/7629**           **Monday-January 28, 1991**           **Vol #1* 
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**                       Stuff About Stoners (PT1)                     ** 
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*                 CopyMUCH 1991 (M) Spanky/PPP/JAckass BBS              * 
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 speech or of the press; or of the right of the people peaceably to 
 assemble, and to petition the Goverment for a redress of grievances" 

Under the above Law set forth in the First Amendment To The Constitution 
Of The United States Of America, The Author releases this work into the 
pubic domain for INFORMATIONAL PURPOSES ONLY. 

**Intro** 

This is the first in a series of NEW Gphiles...Phucked Phreak Productions 
was formed to write Anarchy and other kick ass text files...It gets real 
old after ya see just about every Gphile in the world...Most dating back 
to the early 80's....Other projects that are in the wings, is some NEW 
updated information on many old subjects and other tripped out things 
just to cheese on... 

**Vol #1** 

The first thing that we must do is decide if your are indeed a Stoner.. 
The following is a short test..If you are a TRUE stoner, then you will get 
4 out of 5 right...They are rather simple... Answers follow the test.. 
  
1) Although not as popular as other forms of Pot consumption, it is 
beleived to be way to obtain the best high.. 
  
2) What class of drugs does Pot fit into? 
  
3) What is commonly known to be the best type of Pot? 
  
4) What is the cost of Pot for a quarter ounce as of the date this file 
was written? 
  
5) If you smoked the same amount of Pot in a bowl or a joint, which would 
get you more high and why? 
  
  
Other facts: 
          
             1) Most stoners are the creativ type.  
             2) Stoners are of all ages 
             3) All cool stoners know what a Hooka is. 
             4) Most REAL stoners never cough! 
             5) All REAL stoners have at least one kick ass pipe! 
  
Answers: 
  
             1) Eating it..In brownies or cookies.. 
             2) Mild Hallucinogenic.. 
             3) Skunk Bud.. 
             4) $40-$60 depending on where you live. 
             5) A joint because the resin accumulates at the end.. 
  
If you answered at least 4 of the 5 right, then you are probably a true 
stoner..If the other things fit you too, then you truly are a stoner..If 
you are a stoner then lets go on..If you are not, then ya need to smoke 
some more pot.... 
  
Everybody is always looking for the perfect smoking device...I will give 
ya a short summary of what have turned out to be the best for me.... 
  
Bowl/Pipe - By far the Proto Pipe..Available for $39.95 from Proto Pipe 
            Inc. It has a patented design which includes a removable 
            canister that holds 5 spare bowls of pot..It also comes with a 
            hardened steel pick for cleaning and removing he built in 
            resin chamber...Done in nice brass, it has a permanant screen 
            and a flip over cap. Yet with all this, it small enough to be 
            concealed in the palm of your hand and not a problem to 
            crotch.. 
  
                            Proto Pipe Inc.  
                            P.O. Box 129 
                           Willits, CA. 95490  
Bong -     With so many shapes and sizes it is hard to say..If I had to 
           vote for just one it would be the Graphics Glass 18"...It is 
           large enough to give ya a great hit, yet small enough to hide 
           in a closet. 
  
Papers -    JOB 1.25 or Zig Zag. 
  
  
Well that should about do it for Part one....Look for part two coming 
soon. 
  
  
If you are intrested in joining Phucked Phreak Productions and help write 
some great NEW Gphiles, the contact Spanky (SysOp) at JAckass BBS.. 
  
Please do your part and distribute this file EVERYWHERE!!  
  
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