Persistence of Time 05 mnkey

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Persistence of Time

 · 5 years ago

  

 
                   Deep thoughts (about monkies) 
              By: Count Buttocks & Dr.Frankenscrotum 

 
                If I were going to buy a monkey 
                I'd make sure I bought a girl monkey 
                Because that way, I could have sex with it 
                Not that I would do that or anything 
                Because that would be disgusting 
                It would just be nice to have that option. 

 
                I wish I could buy a monkey 
                I would love it 
                I would nurture it 
                Then I would have sex with it.