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Fast forward to a few months later on June 4th, 1997 when peachey started
msging me. It started out nice but ended up being just like it always is...
<peachey> hi :)
<rbcp> hey there
<rbcp> you're msging ME??
<rbcp> wow
<rbcp> you'd better not harass me
<peachey> gee
<rbcp> heh
<rbcp> how's everything going?
<peachey> hows that? you can see right threww me
<rbcp> just teasing
<peachey> what do you mean/?
<peachey> OH :)
<peachey> MISSED YOU
<peachey> hows everything
<rbcp> we're doing pretty good. colleen sez hi
<peachey> awhhhhh she is great!
<rbcp> hehe
<peachey> r u being good ?
<rbcp> of course i am. colleen beats me when i'm bad
<peachey> now thats cool :)
<rbcp> i like it
<peachey> ha hahahah
<rbcp> hey, do you know d0vegirl?
<peachey> 'well if colleen likes you you must have something under that
tuff crap :)
<peachey> no dovegirl?
<rbcp> just wondering. she told me she chatted with you awhile back
<rbcp> i don't really know her, i just talked to her a little today
<peachey> hummmmmmm what other nick haS SHE?
<rbcp> don't know. i just know her as d0vegirl. this was back when you
were getting msged alot so you probably just don't remember her.
<peachey> yea :) i still get msg alot :) but goodones
,,mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm hahahah
<rbcp> must be nice. nobody msgs me
<rbcp> hey, did you hear about apok0lyps threatening colleen's life last
month?
<peachey> yes!!!!!!! what a jerk! Lamer see i told you!!! i was the good guy!!!
<peachey> he really is a sicko
<rbcp> yep, he is. i never did like him but at least now i have a reason
to be mean to him.
<peachey> was he at the convention?
<rbcp> nope
<rbcp> me & sc0rp always say mean things to him when he comes in #rock now,
so he stays out most of the time. we start talking about how he
likes teenage girls and stuff.
<peachey> ohhhhh ummm u know scorp?
<rbcp> yeah, him and colleen are really good friends
<peachey> really?
<peachey> wow
<peachey> k
<peachey> he`s cool
<rbcp> yep
<peachey> wish he lived near me
<rbcp> he's only 4500 miles away...
<peachey> i wanted to come to the convention
<peachey> but colleen said he already had a girlfriend
<rbcp> hehe. i don't know if he does. i don't really talk to him that much.
<peachey> mmmmmmmmmmmmmm
<peachey> did you see that my town was on tv all week:)
<rbcp> on tv? for what?
<rbcp> the hurricane or something?
<peachey> WEll NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO
<peachey> tHE CONSTITUTION!!!! first battle ship??? old iron sides!!!!
Marblehead is the Birth Place of the First navy~!!!
<rbcp> ah. i'm dumb, i don't get out much.
<rbcp> i don't watch more than an hour of tv a week.
<peachey> well it`s in you History Books!
<rbcp> i was a D student. :)
<peachey> but i`m telling you that Marblehead is the Birth Place of the
first navy and the famous constution won the first battle here
in this small town :)
<rbcp> okay, okay, i'm a moron.
<peachey> noooo sorry ummmmmm i am just telling you this cause maybe i
live here and i know it
<rbcp> welllllll, celina was the birth place of... uh... nothing!
[peachey SOUND]
* peachey says if you want this wav file type !Peachey celine.wav
<peachey> her? mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
<peachey> sexy MMMMMMMMM
<rbcp> you're nuts
<peachey> maybe :)
<peachey> bye say hello to colleen :) xoxo
<rbcp> see ya. i will. chat again with me sometime, fruity.
<peachey> i`d love to as long as your nice :) xoxox
<rbcp> i'm always nice. it's my evil double that gives me a bad name
<peachey> ohhhhhh i love twins xoxoxooxoxo yummmmmmmmmmm
So, uh, I guess me and peachey are the best of friends now. Or are we?
Let's fast-forward to 1998. It's been awhile and these previous four
issues of Peachey Inc. were kept to ourselves for over a year but now
that they've been released we may as well go on with the story. I hadn't
heard about or talked to peachey for almost a year and then suddenly she
started messaging me again. And of course I started messing with her and
archiving everything.
Session Start: Fri Oct 09 17:05:43 1998
<PeachAngl> hello
<rbcp> long time no chat. :)
<PeachAngl> did u move?
<rbcp> yep. me and colleen are living in illinois now
<PeachAngl> ohhhhhhh cool
<PeachAngl> change your addy i see :)
<PeachAngl> are you behaving now?
<rbcp> yep, i still have my bright.net account but i
don't use it anymore except for email
<rbcp> what have you been up to
<PeachAngl> not much
<PeachAngl> how is colleen? and the baby
<rbcp> we're all doing good. our page is at
http://www.phonelosers.org/rbcp now if you want
to check out elite emily pics. :)
<PeachAngl> great thanks :)'
<rbcp> i just put some new ones up there a couple months ago
<PeachAngl> i hope you are treating Colleen nicely You are very
lucky to have her :)
<rbcp> of course i am. she's the one that's always mean to me
<PeachAngl> hehheheheeeeeeee
<PeachAngl> xooxoxoxoxoxooxox
<rbcp> she throws red kool-aid on me when i'm bad
<PeachAngl> good :) hehheheheeeeeeeee
<PeachAngl> hope you dont see those freaks anymore
<rbcp> which freaks
<PeachAngl> nice pics
<rbcp> el_jefe?
<PeachAngl> yea?
<rbcp> he's a weirdo. he showed up at our house last
month when he was in town
<PeachAngl> wow errrrrrrr
<rbcp> i hadn't seen him in like 3 years
<PeachAngl> wow did he sleep in your house
<rbcp> nah, he just visited for the day and went home
<rbcp> i'd be afraid to let him sleep here.
Session Close: Fri Oct 09 17:19:28 1998
In the following log peachey thinks she's talking to Colleen Card,
but really Colleen is just sitting next to me and laughing at it all.
Session Start: Thu Nov 12 20:56:56 1998
<PeachAngl> hello
<PeachAngl> colleen?
<PeachAngl> hello how are you and the baby?
<rbcp> hehe, fine. she's not a baby anymore though. :)
<rbcp> she's 2 1/2 now
<PeachAngl> wowoow great she is very pretty :)
<rbcp> thanks!
<rbcp> wow, we haven't talked in over 6 months now. what have you
been up to? we moved to illinois a few months ago
<PeachAngl> thats nice wow do u like it?
<rbcp> well, there's more to do here since we're not in the
boonies anymore so it's better
<PeachAngl> is rbcp home?
<rbcp> upstairs playing stickers with emily
<PeachAngl> can u get him for me :)
<rbcp> get him?
<PeachAngl> and colleen will u please ask him to help me
<rbcp> help you? what's happened? i heard they virused your
computer or something.
<PeachAngl> yes el-jefe deleted my entire computer :((
<PeachAngl> it was so mean nobody should ever have to go threw that
Apparently a few evil hacker types from the 303 area managed to
convince peachey that installing Back Orifice on her computer
would be a good thing.
<rbcp> jeez i'm sorry. they just deleted the hard drive right?
<rbcp> our friend a few miles away - they virused his computer
and he had to buy a new hard drive
<PeachAngl> yes mine is still not right and i lost everyones things :(
<rbcp> i still don't understand how they do that kind of stuff.
i don't even like rbcp talking to el_jefe anymore because
i'm afraid el_jefe will end up getting us in trouble again
<PeachAngl> oh he will el-jefe has pissed off lots of people lately
<PeachAngl> i mean to do a thing like that to someone is beyond mean,
funny etc no joke at all
<rbcp> were you able to recover the data?
<rbcp> we have like 5 gigs of stuff on our computer, i can't
imagine what we'd do if we lost most of it.
<PeachAngl> no i will never recover data that was placed there for safe
keeping :( i feel so sick and ashammed about it
<rbcp> well did you get ANY of it back? you should just be able to
run the recover command and it would find most of it.
<PeachAngl> no i had to completely have the hd reformated
<rbcp> what size of hard drive? you can probably still recover most
of it. when you format a drive, it doesn't actually erase
the data, it just removed the references to it. so the data
is STILL on your hard drive, you just have to recover it. :)
<PeachAngl> couldnt it was so messed had someone for $125 an hour do it
<rbcp> darn. well i'm really sorry that had to happen. i wish i had
el_jefe's phone number and i'd call him up and yell about it.
<PeachAngl> me too is his name andy?
<PeachAngl> anyway i want to talk to rbcp very badly
<rbcp> el_jefe's? i think his name is Roy, we actually never knew
him that well. Want me to go get rbcp?
<PeachAngl> yes i want to ask him to please please remove the logs he has
of me on his page its causing me alot of grief still please
its just not fair anymoreand rpcp keeps it there please
please ask him to remove it
She's referring to these Peachey Inc. issues, of course.
Session Start: Fri Nov 13 22:40:38 1998
<PeachAngl> hi
<rbcp> this is colleen again. alex took down those peachey logs.
sorry about him
<PeachAngl> did he get an e-mail form someone named simi-lost?
<rbcp> lemme check..
<PeachAngl> k
<PeachAngl> check the logs too
<rbcp> it doesn't look like it but he might have deleted it.
<rbcp> what am i checking for?
<PeachAngl> well i am lookin at the site now..it's still there...i
just don't think he would really like it if ppl did that
to him..so why does he do it to others?
<rbcp> try reloading the screen, it's gone.
<PeachAngl> i ust want to know why it is still tere after he said it
was there.
<PeachAngl> i did..i did a refresh...let me clear my cache and look
again..just a sec
<PeachAngl> colleen how is emily?
<PeachAngl> well..i dumped my cache and the page still loads...that
means it is still up.
Several minutes later...
-> (-el_jefe-) hey, i'm going to be mean to peachey in a second okay?
<rbcp> well??? :)
<rbcp> wow, i'm on your notify list, i feel so honored.
<PeachAngl> just because i wanted to be able to talk to you about
that page.
<rbcp> okay, try it now. reload, i fixed it myself
<PeachAngl> ok sec
At this point I was sick of her begging me every day to take down those
logs, so I changed the page she was reloading to have nothing up there
but a huge picture of her along with a few insulting comments underneath.
This didn't set well with her since she was under the impression that we
were all cyber-buddies now.
<rbcp> x0x0x0x0x
<PeachAngl> well isn't that special?...i really have no idea why you
want to do something like this
<rbcp> what?
<rbcp> what do you mean?
<rbcp> i took down the logs
<PeachAngl> put up a page calling me a dumb whore?..how would you like
it if someone started to slander you on the web?
<rbcp> oh shit, a hacker hacked my irc page! i swear i didn't
do that
<PeachAngl> oh yeh right...that just changed in what..5 mins?
<rbcp> those hackers are FAST!
<rbcp> i mean, look how quickly they formatted your drive!
<rbcp> hey, i'll send you a file that will let you change the
page yourself. okay?
<PeachAngl> you know ...you are really a muscle flexer behind
your cheesey 486 screen..but you prob wouldn't like to
meet me in real life..
<rbcp> er, what?
<rbcp> let me reboot, maybe that will get those hackers out
of my computer!
<PeachAngl> that isn't on your computer
<PeachAngl> that is on a server
<rbcp> oh my god! i bet the guy who hosts phonelosers.org is
being hacked! i better go call him right now!
<PeachAngl> ya really think i may not be as smart as you think..but
i have had someone working with me teaching me all this..
i am learning fast too...don't try and jack me around
<rbcp> wow, you sure are smart! what should i do?? what
should i do??
<rbcp> maybe if i'm smart as you, i won't run a program that a
hacker gives me. oh wait, never mind.
<PeachAngl> hhhmm..maybe ya should make your next 2600 meeting in
december...my friend would really like to try and work
things out with you...he is willing to sit down and talk
about things like a man
<PeachAngl> well that was then..this is now
<PeachAngl> or does it bother you that there would be no screen
between the both of you?
<rbcp> yeah, a week can really make a difference
<rbcp> the next 2600 meeting IS in december
<PeachAngl> at the galleria...he says he has shopped there amny times
<rbcp> send him my pic, i'm there every month will to talk
to anybody
<PeachAngl> hard to do that when you all deleted it for me
<rbcp> tee hee
<rbcp> i didn't delete anything
<rbcp> but i sure laughed when i heard about it
<rbcp> my pictures are all on my page, download them again. i
know you love to look at me
<PeachAngl> you may not have...but you are just like they say "guilty
by association"
<PeachAngl> hehehe...couuldn't tell if those pimples were on your
face or on your ass!
<rbcp> yeah, i was sending him psychic vibes, egging him on
to do it
<rbcp> HEY YOU DON'T TALK ABOUT MY ASS THAT WAY!
<PeachAngl> oh..sorry..they looked so much alike i really couldn't tell
<rbcp> you know doug?
<PeachAngl> can't say i do
<rbcp> you will
<PeachAngl> and way do you say that?
<rbcp> way do i say?
<rbcp> how now brown cow
<PeachAngl> i just really have only one question, you look like you
really love your family..and even look like you may have
a human side to you by putting up a picture of a missing
child..what the hell snapped in your brain that made you
want to do things like this t other people?
<rbcp> no human picture in brain
<PeachAngl> if someone does the thngs to you that you do to me...
what would you do?..how would you feel?
<rbcp> someone things would feel
<PeachAngl> what?
<rbcp> who?
<rbcp> the drugs are starting to
<rbcp> never mind
<rbcp> hey, your phone number changed
<PeachAngl> it doesn't matter who would..i'm just askin if someone
put things like that up about you and your family..how
would you feel
<rbcp> doesn't just put wood
<PeachAngl> your nat makin any sense to me..what are you saying?
<rbcp> nat?
<rbcp> i said your phone number changed? how come?
<PeachAngl> i moved\
<rbcp> where to? what address?
<PeachAngl> another town/city\
<PeachAngl> unknown
<rbcp> you don't know?
<rbcp> is your leg broken again?
<rbcp> give me your number so we can talk this out
<PeachAngl> i do u don't:)
<rbcp> you crack whore
<PeachAngl> hey.why did you take down your personal page?
<rbcp> it's moved
<PeachAngl> does your wife know your talking to mrlike that?
<rbcp> http://r0y.phoneloser.net/~rbcp/
<rbcp> who's mrlike?
<PeachAngl> roy? i thought that was eljefe?
<rbcp> you thought wrong
<rbcp> emily is roy
<PeachAngl> you are roy=eljefe?
<rbcp> el_jefe lives with us now
<PeachAngl> colleen is going to divorce you after shes gets
the shit beat out of you heheheheh an
<PeachAngl> yes eljefe is whos goingto beat your butt
<rbcp> el_jefe likes to play with my pimples
<rbcp> i like it
<PeachAngl> and emily really is the daughter of eljefe
<PeachAngl> ?
<rbcp> we're still not sure.
<rbcp> i think colleen had sex with chris tomkinson
<PeachAngl> efe does it better than you thats why she is
leaving you
<rbcp> don't talk about my slut like that!
<rbcp> you toothless bad person you
<PeachAngl> hehehe..but simi really does wonder how someone
that is suposed to be such a big bad hacker can
be so stupid to put up all the personal info on
your page that you did..that is just saying
"pleasase...come and get me
<PeachAngl> mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
<rbcp> Please, come and get me
<rbcp> mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm xoxoxoxoxoxox!
<rbcp> i hacked a tape player once
<rbcp> i hack
-> (-logicbox-) peachey is demonstrating her wit on me right now
<PeachAngl> you really do think this is all a game in wonderland..
well..ya have no idea who anyone can be..and you have
no idea of what kinda people may actually live near
you..you never know what kinda connections they may
have..so with all those variables..why would ya be so
stupid to give someone easy access to you?..you really
arn't that bright i see
<rbcp> you're going to have someone come beat me up because
i call you names on the internet? oh please no!
<PeachAngl> you must think before you do...because you my one day
find yourself in the same positoon..there are no threats
being made..i am just saying..man are you about a half
a floor from gettin there
<PeachAngl> no one is going to beat you up...
<rbcp> you already made your threats, i'm sorry i hurt your
feelings crack whore
<rbcp> why don't you fly down for the 2600 meeting on friday?
<PeachAngl> i made no threats..i am just saying that with the net
you never know who you may have to end up dealing with
<rbcp> although we really did miss you at defcon this year
<rbcp> hey baby
<rbcp> wanna stroke my beard?
<PeachAngl> no deal..i didn't miss the stench
<rbcp> my beard doesn't stink!
<rbcp> how would you feel if i called you up at home monday
afternoon?
<PeachAngl> rbcp what happened last night? you were being so nice :(
<rbcp> it's the drugs
<PeachAngl> you gave your word you would take the logs out your
a heal no integrity a mouse
<rbcp> anyway, what happened to YOU? scroll back a little and
tell me again you weren't threatening me.
<PeachAngl> what drugs? prozak or lithium
<rbcp> so, can i call you up on monday:
<PeachAngl> ino w asint' was no threat! they were promise
<rbcp> so, can i call you up on monday?
<PeachAngl> no...it wasn't a threat..it was just asking..how would
you feel if this was happening to you?
<rbcp> ino w asint' was no threat! they were promise <--
<rbcp> what, you have a split personality
<PeachAngl> i said i promise it wasnt a threat
<rbcp> exactly
<rbcp> SO, can i call you up on monday and we'll talk this over?
<PeachAngl> yes give me your number what time is good?
<rbcp> i'll call you. you don't need to give me the number
<rbcp> mine is listed, you know our name, look it up
<PeachAngl> ill call you
<rbcp> not if i call you first
<rbcp> want me to have el_jefe call you too?
<rbcp> well?
<PeachAngl> if thats your alter personality?
<rbcp> that's a yes?
<rbcp> okay
<rbcp> you're welcome to call me this weekend, i'm usually up
until midnight or so. if not, i'll call you on monday.
<rbcp> xoxoxoxox. :)
Session Close: Fri Nov 13 23:46:24 1998
The following log is from one of the nights I took over peachey's nick
to see if anyone interesting would msg me. This is when I met Micki.
Session Start: Tue Dec 22 16:48:50 1998
Session Ident: Micki (Kitz82@d77-xf101h1-mtrl-pdi.attcanada.net)
<Micki> Hi Peach
<peachangl> hi!
<peachangl> sorry i was afk
<Micki> Hello Beverly
<peachangl> howdy micki
<peachangl> :)
<Micki> Hi there@! Thanks for dropping by! How ya been?
<peachangl> depressed. el_jefe calling me all day and all night
<Micki> Your son?
<peachangl> no, some punk in colorado. i don't know if i mentioned
him to you before but he has been bothering me for
years now
<Micki> Shit, no! That's all you need. Calling you on the
phone? Bob must be having kittens.
<peachangl> hehe yep. it's pretty sad but he understands
<peachangl> how have you been
<Micki> Thank god for that then. What's new? Kids home? Plans
for holidays? I never really get a chance to talk anymore.
<peachangl> We're going to downtown Boston for a nighttime christmas
caroling with the homeless people on 4th street. Other
than that not doing anything special
<Micki> Better, don't have to type the name all the time.
<Micki> Aw Bev, that sounds like fun....I'll meet you, we can go
together (I wish)
<peachangl> yer just lazy
<Micki> I would love to be in Boston, snowed today I heard.
<peachangl> oh yeah, nothing but snow. and zero temperatures
<peachangl> it's miserable outside but i'm glad winter is finally here
<Micki> Same here, went to see "You've got Mail" tonight - nice
movie, and took 20 minutes to get into the bloody car.
<peachangl> locks iced over?
<Micki> Icy and very cold. Not quite, but almost....
<Micki> The tops of the doors freeze.
-> (-el_jefe-) peachey's real name is beverly
<peachangl> ah
<Micki> Plans for Xmas?
<peachangl> man i'm tired. was kept up all last night with phone calls
<Micki> Why doesn't he stop calling?
<peachangl> nope no plans, just gonna hang out with Zac and stuff
<peachangl> i don't know, i never did anything to him. he virused
my computer last month and thinks it's hilarious
<Micki> Ah, that's what happened to the puter, little shit...
....What about Zeb?
<peachangl> Both of 'em, going to their house
<peachangl> that's about it
-> (-logicbox-) holy shit!@ This lady KNOWS peachey@#@
<Micki> How's the furries?
<peachangl> they died
<Micki> WHAT???
At this point I feel the conversation is going nowhere so I start being
really idiotic at Micki. I have no idea what "furries" are supposed to
be but I do a pretty good job at faking it.
<peachangl> You didn't hear?
<Micki> NO! Bev, that's awful......
<Micki> What happened?
<peachangl> I brought my big foot down on top of 'em and SQUISH! It
was a mess to clean up
<Micki> Peachy, tell me, not all of them?
<peachangl> well, one survived
<Micki> Peach, how could you step on three at the same time?
<peachangl> and i fucked that one up the ass.
<peachangl> It was smelly. i liked it
<peachangl> hello?
<Micki> WHO THE HELL IS THIS ANYWAY????????????????????????????
<peachangl> el_jefe
<peachangl> who are you?
<peachangl> By the way, thanks for confirming her name is Beverly. I
always wondered if Zac and Zeb were really related to her.
DCC session closed
The next day Micki is sitting in #broadway so me and el_jefe hop in
there to see if we can stir up any trouble. I'm still using the nick
peachangl.
Session Start: Wed Dec 23 00:19:33 1998
*** Now talking in #broadway
*** Topic is 'It's Snowing Here!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!! NOOOO!!!!!!'
*** Set by Arkman_1 on Tue Dec 22 19:50:54
<peachangl> micki! x0x0x!
<el_jefe> hi bev
<Nopsi17> hey mic do u still have my pic?
<Micki> No, send it again to me sometime, actually, send me a
real one via mail.
<Nopsi17> DAMN
<Nopsi17> excuse me
<peachangl> hi el_jefe, long time no chat!
<Micki> Nops, some psycho, don't talk to her/him, whatever it is.
<el_jefe> micki: is that not beverly? i just talke to her on the phone
<Nopsi17> UH?
<peachangl> i stepped on them micki
<peachangl> i stepped on them and SQUISH!
<el_jefe> beverly, are you alright?
<peachangl> I squished them el_jefe!
<peachangl> SQUISH!
<Nopsi17> hey peach your a freak
<Nopsi17> get lost
<peachangl> um
<Nopsi17> buh bye
<peachangl> no
<el_jefe> WHO THE HELL IS THIS ANYWAY???????????????????????????????
<peachangl> man micki, you rule
<peachangl> you know how pissed she's gonna be when she finds out
you told us her name??
<peachangl> that's funny
<el_jefe> No kidding micki, i bet she never talks to you again.
*** Micki has quit IRC (Leaving)
<peachangl> awww
<peachangl> poor micki
<el_jefe> bye micki!
<peachangl> micki runs off to call peachey
<el_jefe> did they go SQUISH?
<el_jefe> how's it going, bev?
<el_jefe> bev bev bev bev
*** peachangl is now known as rbcp
*** ^^PeachAn (peach@peachy.ne.mediaone.net) has joined #broadway
-^^PeachAn- < Private Notice > you son of a bitch
<el_jefe> hi peachey!
<el_jefe> I love you, peachey!
<Swordfish> peachey ?
<el_jefe> peachangl
<el_jefe> or a sshe's currently on ^^peachan
<Swordfish> Dare I ask
<el_jefe> PEEEEEEEEEEECHEY
<el_jefe> 781-639-0224
<el_jefe> I'm lonely, call me
<^^PeachAn> so el_jefe is rbcp the same
<el_jefe> well, peachangl there is my sister
-^^PeachAn- < Private Notice >im going to call Bob Boyles
<rbcp> -^^PeachAn- < Private Notice > im going to call Bob Boyles
<Swordfish> who is bob
<el_jefe> thats peacheys real name
<rbcp> I dunno but i'm scared!
<rbcp> yeah, it's not really BEVERLY
<Swordfish> and peachey is your sister.......
<^^PeachAn> i am calling 303-794-1919 reporting Bob Boyles
<el_jefe> yeah, she's kind of confused
<^^PeachAn> also calling the police
<Swordfish> hahahaha
<rbcp> i'm calling 419-586-2345 and reporting greg carson
<el_jefe> i DARE you
<^^PeachAn> you all will be shut down all your isps have been notified
<Swordfish> so who is greg
<rbcp> Bob Boyles will PAY
<rbcp> oh no, she's going to get my phonelosers.net account
taken away!
<^^PeachAn> no YOU rbcp will pay the most
<rbcp> your tacd account is history el_jefe!
<el_jefe> I bet she's going to cry when we're all still here tomorrow
<rbcp> why me?
<^^PeachAn> YOU the most rbcp
<^^PeachAn> you are doomed
<rbcp> why me?
<rbcp> i don't want to be doomed
<rbcp> why am i doomed?
<^^PeachAn> you and your family
<el_jefe> hey rbcp, you're doooooooooooooooooooomed!
<rbcp> my family is doomed?? that's not nice
<el_jefe> doooooooooooooooom
<^^PeachAn> your not nice
<el_jefe> hey logic, you're dooooooooooooomed too
<rbcp> don't be mad, i didn't do anything
*** nickle (rbcp@r0y.phonelosers.net) has joined #broadway
<logicdork> oh no!
<^^PeachAn> You are a married man with a child you should be ashamed
*** nickle is now known as peachey
<Swordfish> impeach the barstard
<rbcp> but it's okay because i don't love the child or anything
<rbcp> i beat her silly with a stick
<el_jefe> i did too
<rbcp> we both did
<rbcp> we liked it
<el_jefe> we're crazy nuts
<Swordfish> I agree
<peachey> please don't shut off my ISP peachan
<rbcp> peach?
<rbcp> hello?
<logicdork> peachey. hi.
<rbcp> i'm afraid to go to bed now because i'm going to be
doomed in the morning and won't have a merry christmas
<logicdork> [JOIN] ^^PeachAn (peach@peachy.ne.mediaone.net) has
joined channel #new2mirc
*** logicdork (logic@geekbox.net) invites you to join #new2mIRC
<rbcp> #new2mirc can't join channel (you're banned!)
Session Close: Wed Dec 23 01:19:45 1998
Session Start: Wed Jan 05 22:17:01 2000
*** Now talking in #broadway
*** Topic is 'Someone choose a topic...'
*** Set by SeaEssSea on Tue Jan 05 21:56:17
<Micki> Peach!!!!
<Micki> How ya doing?
<peachangl> micki!
<peachangl> i got a big wet cunt in my face!!!
<peachangl> xoxoxox
<Micki> Ignore this person folks.
<sweets> my virgin ears!
<peachangl> hehe, you're so gullible micki
<peachangl> i love you
<Micki> How do I ban someone?
<peachangl> poor micki
*** You were kicked by Arkman_1 (Arkman_1)
*** Attempting to rejoin...
Session Close: Wed Jan 05 22:18:23 2000
Session Start: Mon Feb 08 16:16:56 1999
Session Ident: |peachang (peach@peachy.ne.mediaone.net)
<|peachang> ok give me the nick back please
<peachangl> no
<peachangl> and i HOPE you call me, i have a few things to say to you
Session Start: Sun Jan 24 22:24:34 1999
Session Ident: Micki (Kitz82@d67-xf101h2-mtrl-pdi.attcanada.net)
<rbcp> hello
<Micki> Who are ya?
<Micki> Hello???
<Micki> Fuck off idiot!
<rbcp> hehe, i made you mad. that's funny!
<rbcp> funny funny funyy
<rbcp> remember that time you talked to me for a half hour
thinking i was beverly? Haha, now THAT was funny
-> (-peachangl-) this Micki character is FUNNY! :)
<PeachAngl> stay away from these people or else
<rbcp> now THAT'S funny
Here's another one where I was idling as peachangl and a guy starts
messaging me:
Session Start: Sat Jan 09 23:24:43 1999
Session Ident: nickh (nickh@jvl-pm3-2-179.jvlnet.com)
<nickh> hi peach
<peachangl> hello what's up?
<nickh> nothing
<peachangl> that's no fun. :)
<nickh> heh heh
<nickh> what'd you expect me to say!
<peachangl> i dunno. like say your dick or something
<peachangl> mmmmmmmmm!
<nickh> heh heh
<nickh> i think you're getting ready to dream again!
<peachangl> you betcha
<nickh> good luck
<nickh> :)
<nickh> i still can't believe hubby doesn't realize
<peachangl> oh he knows. he wants to have a 3some!
<nickh> with who?
<peachangl> me and you big boy. :)
<nickh> oh, stop it
<peachangl> no really!
<peachangl> hey fuck you okay?
<nickh> peach?
<peachangl> i'm pissed at you for what you did
<peachangl> don't talk to me
<nickh> geez
<nickh> okay. bye.
Peachey finally decides that the only way to combat the problem of
me stealing her nick is to steal MY nick. That will teach me a thing
or two. Unfortunately for her the only time I'm ever on IRC anymore
is when I'm idling as her just to see what people say to me so her
plan fails.
Session Start: Mon Feb 08 16:02:44 1999
Session Ident: rbcp (peach@peachy.ne.mediaone.net)
<rbcp> alex i want to talk to colleen right now
<peachangl> i'm talking to your friends
<rbcp> who!!!
<peachangl> that should be "who?"
<peachangl> not "who!!!"
<rbcp> please stop this shit
<peachangl> He wants to know how my hubby is. Hehe, how sweet.
<rbcp> who?
<peachangl> I would tell you but I'm a little ticked off
that you stole my nick
<rbcp> whats the nick?
<rbcp> you stole mine :(
<peachangl> oh try to blame it on ME now
<rbcp> what?
<rbcp> u did
<peachangl> OH TRY TO BLAME IT ON ME NOW
<rbcp> i want to talk to colleen
<rbcp> right now
<peachangl> she's upstairs. call her
<rbcp> or i will keep your f nick for ever
<peachangl> i don't use f as a nick
<rbcp> this rbcp i am going to keep it forever
<peachangl> oh. okay.
<peachangl> you can have it, that nick is overrated anyway.
I like peachangl better.
<peachangl> It fits my personality better
<rbcp> please why cant we just be friends now?
<rbcp> i havent bother you
<rbcp> right
<peachangl> i don't even know you, you're the one bothering me.
I was sitting here innocently talking to my friends
and you starting msging me
<rbcp> your hopeless and i truly despise you
<peachangl> This guy wants to call me, is it okay to give him my
home phone number?
<rbcp> i you do you will die
<peachangl> if you despise me you should leave me the hell alone
<rbcp> please please have a heart!!!!!!
<rbcp> i want to taLK to colleen please
<peachangl> No Eric that's bullshit. If she doesn't want to get
beaten then she can divorce my ass.
<peachangl> oh, wrong window. sorry
<peachangl> you're the one bothering ME. I'm just sitting here!
<rbcp> what?
<peachangl> leave me alone!
<rbcp> can i talk to colleen?
<rbcp> not you
<peachangl> This is colleen. i was just pretending to be rbcp
<peachangl> haha, funny joke. :)
<peachangl> do you really want my phone number?
<rbcp> yes
<peachangl> go to http://www.phonelosers.org/sound.html and
listen to all the sound clips. My phone number is
mentioned in several of the newer ones
<peachangl> so is my name
<rbcp> no i dont like to see the trash you put in there
<rbcp> just give it to me and ill call
<peachangl> then call information. Two of our phone numbers are
published. I'm not trying to protect my number but
why should i give it to you? Just do about 2 minutes
of detective work and you'll get my number. Use your
head.
<rbcp> no never mind :( the last time you sent me there i saw
those pictures :(( i don't want to see stuff like that
<peachangl> don't go there then, dial 1-618-555-1212 and get our
number. It will take you less than a minute and you can
call us all you want.
<rbcp> they need a city
<rbcp> and a name
<peachangl> you have my name. and my city is clearly stated about
50 times on my homepage
<peachangl> look at http://www.phonelosers.org/rbcp to learn all
about my city
<rbcp> why can't you just tell me?
<peachangl> because you're being lazy. If you want something you
can't expect everyone to hand it over to you. Like I
said, do just a minute or two of research and you'll
have my number.
<rbcp> you must have a reason not to give it to me :(
<rbcp> i told you i trusted you thje last time and u lied
<rbcp> im afraid to look
<rbcp> just give it
<peachangl> Just leave me alone. I'm not bothering you and if you don't
want to take the time to get my number yourself then you
don't need to have it.
<rbcp> :( can i just have my nick back then
<peachangl> I might consider that but since you've been threatening
my friends and telling them that you're going to send
someone to my house to "take care of me" I don't really
think I owe you anything.
<rbcp> ok i won't say that ever again
<rbcp> friends :)
<rbcp> and ill give you yours back
<peachangl> i don't want mine back. And you can't just threaten
peoples' lives and expect them to be nice to you
<rbcp> i didn't threaten you? i just said i wanted to visit
<rbcp> keep it stick it
<rbcp> i don't care
<peachangl> fuck off
<peachangl> and i hope you call me, i have a few things to say to you
Session Close: Mon Feb 08 17:12:01 1999
This is a guy I don't really know but he asked for peachey's phone
number after reading the logs of her so I give it to him.
Session Start: Mon Jan 18 18:00:01 1999
Session Ident: sfds (BLAH@ppp040.iar.net)
<sfds> What's peaches phone #?
<rbcp> 781-639-0224
<sfds> ok
<rbcp> are you calling?
<sfds> No
<rbcp> be ah, i see
<sfds> I might call from a payphone
Session Close: Mon Jan 18 18:02:01 1999
A month later he suddenly has a change of attitude.
Session Start: Mon Feb 08 16:45:38 1999
Session Ident: sfds (sfds@209.149.241.55)
<sfds> will you get off of peachy's back
<peachangl> who's this?
<sfds> Sfds
<peachangl> sure that helps
<sfds> The one who got peachy to say Pla owns me
<peachangl> ohhhhh
<peachangl> i knew your nick was familiar
<sfds> She's all over my case
<peachangl> yours? how come?
<sfds> she know where my friend lives and his phone number
<sfds> He called her
<sfds> <rbcp> i will put your name in every sex channel
with your telephone number
<sfds> <rbcp> i don't want to do it honest i don't
<sfds> SHe thinks its my number
<sfds> but its my friends
<peachangl> hehe, he didn't block his caller ID or something?
<sfds> no
<sfds> He's an idoit
<sfds> Just get off her back
<sfds> will ya'
<peachangl> i'm not even msging her anymore, i just like this
nick better
<sfds> Peachy wants your phone number
<peachangl> hehe, i bet. tell her it's listed and all she has
to do is dial 618-555-1212 and ask for it
<sfds> What city do you live in
<sfds> she needs to know
<sfds> or she'll harass me
<peachangl> she won't harass you
<sfds> I dont want her calling my friend
<peachangl> tell her to visit http://www.phonelosers.org/rbcp and
everything she needs to know about me is on that page.
<peachangl> she's talking to me now
<sfds> peachy needs your name and crap
<sfds> i dont want her harassing me
Two days later, peachey has my phone number and starts messaging me
with it. She says some guy from IRC gave it to her. Hmmm, wonder who
THAT was...
Session Start: Tue Feb 09 09:07:07 1999
Session Ident: Peachy (peach@peachy.ne.mediaone.net)
<Peachy> You have made me very annoyed. I hope this pleases you,
as this is what i,m sure you intentions are, why i'm not
sure but i don't care anymore about you so i have you on
permanent ignore.
<Peachy> keep the f nick shove it up y... a..
<peachangl> you don't have me on ignore and i could care less bitch.
*** Added peachy to notify list
Session Close: Tue Feb 09 10:14:30 1999
Client: Cyc (209.74.58.179)
Acknowledging chat request...
DCC Chat connection established
<peachangl> hi
<Cyc> hello lover
<peachangl> ewww
<peachangl> :)
<Cyc> i think ya meant awwwwwwwwww
<peachangl> oh yeah, that's it! silly me
<peachangl> xoxox
<Cyc> so how was last night
<Cyc> di dya have any good dremas?
<Cyc> dreams even
<peachangl> boy did i! there was this big dildo and i shoved
it up my nose!!
<peachangl> hello?
<Cyc> oh i thought maybe ya had a dream about me
<peachangl> oh yeah, afterwards i shoved it up your bum.
<peachangl> and you liked it
<Cyc> oh yeah turn mr on
<Cyc> my ass is a one way street exit only
<peachangl> well fuck you then
Session Close: Thu Dec 31 16:32:57 1998
Session Start: Mon Feb 08 16:01:44 1999
Session Ident: peach-afk (peach@peachy.ne.mediaone.net)
<peach-afk> what are you doing?
<peachangl> talking to your friends
<peach-afk> F QUIT IT!
Session Close: Mon Feb 08 16:03:43 1999
Session Start: Wed Dec 23 01:08:13 1998
Session Ident: ^^PeachAn (peach@peachy.ne.mediaone.net)
<^^PeachAn> i will call your wife i am going to report you
to the police
<rbcp> what for?
<^^PeachAn> your a married man with a daughter. How horrible
you are.
<^^PeachAn> what a fool you make of your self
<rbcp> what??
<rbcp> who is this?
Session Close: Wed Dec 23 01:15:40 1998
Session Start: Mon Jan 18 17:03:43 1999
Session Ident: PeachAngl (peach@peachy.ne.mediaone.net)
<PeachAngl> hey
<rbcp> haven't seen you on in awhile now
<PeachAngl> yes :0 its been good :)
<PeachAngl> have you finally removed me from the pla page?
<rbcp> nope, i think it's funny that you're on there
<PeachAngl> well i thought you agreed to remove it?
* rbcp points and laughs
* rbcp points and laughs some more
<rbcp> Hey, how's hubby? :)
Session Close: Mon Jan 18 17:22:04 1999
In this one Peachey is using her own nick and I keep changing
mine. Robert Edwards is the name on her phone account so she
gets really mad when I change my nick to R_Edwards.
Session Start: Mon Jan 18 17:24:01 1999
Session Ident: PeachAngl (peach@peachy.ne.mediaone.net)
<well_hung> hey baby wanna stroke my beard?!
<PeachAngl> rbcp you don't fool me and anyway colleen once
told me you had the smallest penis she ever had
<not_hung> now i feel really insulted!
<PeachAngl> not what colleen says or sfds he said you were
tenney peeny
<PeachAngl> he couldnt even see it?
<Robert_E> no i promise, it's BIG!
<R_Edwards> okay? please?
<PeachAngl> u r going to die
<PeachAngl> why are your torturing me :(
<R_Edwards> how come?
<PeachAngl> why?
<R_Edwards> what did i do?
<PeachAngl> what did i ever do to you :((( please leave me alone
<PeachAngl> itd not fair
<R_Edwards> i'm not doing anything! you're insane
<PeachAngl> please
<PeachAngl> well just leave me alone'
<PeachAngl> please
<R_Edwards> well that really nice of you to ask me a favor after
you just insulted my manhood!
<PeachAngl> i just want to sit and talk to nice people on the net
<R_Edwards> i'm nice! why don't you like me?
<PeachAngl> im sorry
<PeachAngl> u win ok
<PeachAngl> your meaner than me i admit it
<R_Edwards> what do i win?
<PeachAngl> u win the hate contest
<PeachAngl> i hTE YOU
<PeachAngl> you win
<R_Edwards> How come you moved over to Pleasant Road anyway?
<PeachAngl> its a different family
<PeachAngl> please stop
<PeachAngl> whats your problem
<R_Edwards> then how come you're there answering their phone?
<PeachAngl> i haven't bothered you
<PeachAngl> i am visiting
<PeachAngl> i dont live here
<R_Edwards> okay, just curious
<PeachAngl> we shouldnt talk
<R_Edwards> why not?
<PeachAngl> please can we become friends?
<R_Edwards> i thought we were already friends
<PeachAngl> im not bad
<PeachAngl> no u hurt me
<R_Edwards> you're weird
<PeachAngl> you hurt me more than you know
<rbcp> you have to tell me i have a really really
big pee pee then, okay?
<rbcp> hello?
Session Close: Mon Jan 18 17:38:39 1999
Session Start: Sat Jan 23 10:49:42 1999
Session Ident: PeachAngl (peach@peachy.ne.mediaone.net)
<rbcp> hey can we be friends now?
<PeachAngl> nope
<PeachAngl> too lATE :(
<PeachAngl> UNLESS
<rbcp> nevermind, you're a crusty whore i guess
<PeachAngl> hey
<rbcp> i was going to make an effort but if that's the
way you want to be about it then fuck you very much
<PeachAngl> i said unless
<rbcp> you also said "too LATE"
<PeachAngl> well tell me
<PeachAngl> what
<PeachAngl> how can i trust you?
<PeachAngl> alex?
<PeachAngl> wait i have something very very special
<rbcp> too LATE
<PeachAngl> what?
<PeachAngl> but i have something A PICTURE YOU WILL LOVE HONEST
<PeachAngl> fine ill give it to someone else
Session Close: Sat Jan 23 11:00:32 1999
Session Start: Sun Jan 24 22:37:51 1999
Session Ident: PeachAngl (peach@peachy.ne.mediaone.net)
<rbcp> Man, Micki is really pissed off today!
<PeachAngl> stay away from these people or else
<rbcp> hehe, why do you say that?
<PeachAngl> please dont bother other people :(
<PeachAngl> we could be friends you know :(
<rbcp> i'm not bothering her, she likes it
<PeachAngl> she does? likes like what?
<rbcp> when i tease her
<rbcp> me and micki are good friends
<PeachAngl> but how do u tease her/
<PeachAngl> like what?
<PeachAngl> are you serious?
<PeachAngl> why are you so slow in answering me"
copy and pasting?
<PeachAngl> ??
<PeachAngl> hello?
<rbcp> i'm not in any channels, just trying to get
my ICQ to work right
<rbcp> me and micki kid around about stuff
<PeachAngl> can u just talk to me for a few minutes?
<rbcp> like when i told her i was going to a homeless
vigil on new years eve and stuff
<PeachAngl> how come you can be friends with her and not me?
i don't understand :(
<rbcp> i thought we were friends! did i do something wrong?
<rbcp> are you on icq?
<rbcp> shit nevermind
<PeachAngl> rbcp ;(
<rbcp> this is fucked up, if this is the way you want to be
then fuck you
Session Close: Sun Jan 24 23:03:47 1999
Session Start: Mon Feb 01 12:43:03 1999
Session Ident: PeachAngl (peach@peachy.ne.mediaone.net)
<PeachAngl> hi
<PeachAngl> colleen?
<rbcp> nope
<PeachAngl> oh
<rbcp> it's me, the jerk
<rbcp> Look at http://www.phonelosers.org/rbcp/cam.html
i'm waving to you!
<rbcp> hey sexy!
<rbcp> you're not talking to me
<rbcp> you make me very sad
<peachangl> i have to go but send me the url again
<rbcp> it's http://www.geocities.com/EnchantedForest/
Palace/8276/index.html
<peachangl> will this upset me?
<rbcp> er, i don't think so
<rbcp> i just waved into the camera
<peachangl> well ok thanks
<peachangl> im going to see
<rbcp> i didn't hold up a peachey sign this time. :)
<peachangl> thank you
...A few days earlier peachey had gone to my web cam and I was sitting
there holding up a sign that said, "Peachey Sucks!" and she got mad
at me. When she asked for the URL again I gave her the URL to a page
with a dead baby as the opening picture...
<peachangl> god forgive you
<peachangl> leave me alone never talk to me again ever
<peachangl> ever
<rbcp> you betcha baby
<peachangl> your beyond cruel
<rbcp> you mean on the phone or on irc too?
<peachangl> is collen there?
<peachangl> tell her i need to speak with her tonite
<peachangl> i have to go
<rbcp> call her, she's here all day
<peachangl> #?
<peachangl> dont worry i dont harass ppl
<rbcp> you don't have our number?? it's listed
<rbcp> look on my webpage, it's there
<peachangl> no i dont
<peachangl> i dont have ur web page anymore
<rbcp> http://www.phonelosers.net/rbcp
<rbcp> Hers is linked from there
<peachangl> the phone number?
<peachangl> okay can i call about 8pm est?
<rbcp> sure
<peachangl> k
<peachangl> bye
<rbcp> bye
Session Close: Mon Feb 01 13:20:22 1999
She never called and never tried the easiest way to get our phone number
which would have been to dial information and ask for it. Instead she
spent the evening threatening this sfds guy until he handed over our
number but he didn't give her the address yet so she decided to try one
of the tricks from the PLA page. This is really bizzare - peachey calls
my house (the number comes in anonymous) and she pretends to be with
AT&T Collections.
I have absolutely no idea that it's peachey but she goes on and on about
how I owe money to AT&T and that I need to get this taken care of or it'll
go against my credit. Then she wants to "confirm" my address and when I
tell her to go ahead and I'll confirm if she's right or wrong, she says
that AT&T isn't allowed to give out that kind of information over the phone.
Then I start telling her that I don't believe she's AT&T and she keeps
insisting she is so I tell her to let me call her back at her desk and
she begins stuttering. Then I start being really rude and obnoxious and
eventually she hangs up. This whole time I had no idea that it was her but
about 10 minutes later I think, "Gee, that had to be peachey."
Session Start: Tue Feb 09 11:36:42 1999
Session Ident: PeachAngl (peach@peachy.ne.mediaone.net)
<rbcp> You called me and lied to me and I don't appreciate it.
<PeachAngl> hi look i'm letting you usr your own nick :) xoox
<rbcp> i'll steal yours when you leave
<PeachAngl> i won'tleave :) i will idle :) and if you do i will use
A.Carter :)
<PeachAngl> nanannananna
<PeachAngl> is what they mean about touche` ?
<PeachAngl> what call?
<PeachAngl> i didnt hurt u
<PeachAngl> why are you so mad?
<PeachAngl> i won't bother you
<PeachAngl> your so paranoid huh
<rbcp> you'll never hurt me and i'm not worried about you.
<PeachAngl> im glad i scare you :) it is such a cool thing
<PeachAngl> your such a wimp hehehhehehehe afraid of me :)
I LOVE IT!!!!!!!
<rbcp> please leave me alone!
<rbcp> don't hurt me!
<PeachAngl> can't do dip about one phone call and any way im going to
show them all the horrible stuff you do to people !
<PeachAngl> i am going to suprise you too :)))
<PeachAngl> either you be nice to me from right now on or you will
get the rath ofmy hate
<PeachAngl> cause right now i am on top! winning :) hehehehhehh
<PeachAngl> but i have pity for you
<rbcp> okay, please stop!
<rbcp> i'm very very sorry!
<PeachAngl> really?
<rbcp> no
<rbcp> i'm being sarcastic
<PeachAngl> no?
<rbcp> no
<PeachAngl> :( too bad then
<rbcp> hey, i thought it was on ignore
<rbcp> you put me on ignore and said you'd never speak to me again
<PeachAngl> well you didnt have the right nick nmae
<PeachAngl> fine
<PeachAngl> now do NOT bother me again EVER is this CLEAR! i
<rbcp> sure thing
<rbcp> you betcha
<rbcp> never ever again
<PeachAngl> i have all your info :) so don't f with me!
<rbcp> what's f mean?
<rbcp> if you want to have info wars, i will win.
<PeachAngl> something i bet your wife refuses to do with you
<PeachAngl> whats info wars/
<rbcp> she tried but i always beat the shit out of her
<rbcp> she likes it when i take swings at her
<PeachAngl> you are so gross
<rbcp> it turns her on i think
<rbcp> i'm not sure, i'm just assuming it does
<PeachAngl> i heard she left you
<rbcp> not yet, she's stuck here. no place to go
<PeachAngl> and is shaking up with apok?
<PeachAngl> she says hes a real man
<rbcp> i've fucked apok before. he's a real man, i like him.
<PeachAngl> your gay?
<rbcp> bi
<rbcp> apok is studly
<PeachAngl> i knew you must have hate for woman
<PeachAngl> gays hate woman
<PeachAngl> well i don't blame colleen for wanting to get far
away from you..you are a nasty bitch
<rbcp> i like women but only when i can beat them up
<rbcp> i like being a nasty bitch
<PeachAngl> well NO Man will ever hit me :)
<PeachAngl> :)
<PeachAngl> i think my friend should pay you a visit :)
<rbcp> okay
<rbcp> i'm here all day
<rbcp> just check my webcam to make sure i'm here first
<PeachAngl> how?
<rbcp> by going to my live webcam page
<PeachAngl> whats the url
<rbcp> http://www.phonelosers.org/rbcp/cam.html
<PeachAngl> ok
<rbcp> haven't we gone through this before?
<PeachAngl> yea but u have so many
<rbcp> i love you
<rbcp> will you marry me?
<rbcp> xoxoxoxox!
<PeachAngl> you are married
<rbcp> we just won't tell little 'ole simple-minded
colleen, will we?
<PeachAngl> but we could have had fun if i trusted you
<PeachAngl> she is smarter than u
<rbcp> So which AT&T bill do i need to pay first?
<PeachAngl> she is the only thing nice you hAVE
<rbcp> she's not nice, she's really mean!
<PeachAngl> THAT WASNT ME? I DONT KNOW WHAT YOURE TALKING ABOUT
<PeachAngl> sorry
<rbcp> yes you did
<rbcp> and i quote - "<PeachAngl> can't do dip about
one phone call "
<PeachAngl> no really i did not
<rbcp> you called and committed a federal offense by
impersonating an AT&T rep.
<PeachAngl> because you said you got A phone call i thought you
were refering to a single one
<PeachAngl> your golden retriever looks depressed :(
<PeachAngl> look will you stop the bull with me
<PeachAngl> turn around and smile in you cam
<rbcp> I recognize your voice very well and if you'll read
the part of my homepage where it talks about my desk, you'll
notice that it mentions how i record all incoming and outgoing
phone calls to my number. I have the whole thing on tape. I'll
turn it into a realaudio file later and let everyone hear how
you stuttered through the whole conversation.
<rbcp> it's funny as hell, you should call me more often
<PeachAngl> whatever if you do that i will never talk to you again
<PeachAngl> which u would like right
<PeachAngl> anyway i will deny it
<rbcp> i don't care if you talk to me. and if it's not really you then
you have nothing to worry about. but we both know that you
called me 30 minutes ago.
<PeachAngl> it dosent sound like me anyway
<PeachAngl> i will deny it totally cause you are a liar and everyone knows it
<rbcp> i don't care if you deny it, everyone who hears it is going to
laugh their asses off. it's just another chapter in the peachey book.
<rbcp> Watch the page for Peachey Incorporated #6! :)
<PeachAngl> please
<rbcp> please what? I thought it really wasn't you
<PeachAngl> please dont do this
<PeachAngl> i really want to talk to you off the record
<rbcp> That was the funniest call I've gotten all year, someone who calls
ME pretending to be AT&T, stutters at all my retorts and tries to
get my home address which is listed in the phone book in the
first place.
<PeachAngl> i want to tell you something but cant
<rbcp> don't tell me then
<PeachAngl> :(
<PeachAngl> how can you be so cruel?
<PeachAngl> this is entrapment
<rbcp> So what is "all this info" you have on me? My name and phone
number? Believe me, if you want to compare info and can find out
stuff about you that even YOU don't know. So go ahead and keep
feeding me my info, this should be enjoyable.
<PeachAngl> i believe you
<rbcp> won't it be funny when i have a sound clip on PLA's sound clip
page of peachey pranking ME? Buhaha, this rules.
<PeachAngl> you win take my nick take everthing i will learve irc
<rbcp> buh bye
<rbcp> go bye bye now peachey
<rbcp> see ya
<rbcp> so log off already
<rbcp> hurry the hell up bitch
<PeachAngl> you are smarter than me :( you know how to hurt so deep :(
<PeachAngl> btw i really do not understand you at all
<rbcp> You shouldn't be involving me in your federal offenses if
you don't want to get hurt
<PeachAngl> why you want me to hurt like this? you ruined my time on
this net
<rbcp> log off now, beverly
<PeachAngl> i am not as clever as decieving as you are :(
<rbcp> obviously. bye bye. quit msging me now
<PeachAngl> so are you proud of your self? it didn't take much to do
<rbcp> bye bye
<rbcp> call me again tonight, okay?
(She changes her nick to peachy)
-> (-peachy-) oh hi peachy. i thought you were logging off!
Session Close: Tue Feb 09 12:16:08 1999
Session Start: Tue Feb 09 16:23:20 1999
Session Ident: PeachAngl (peach@peachy.ne.mediaone.net)
<rbcp> I thought you were leaving IRC forever.
<PeachAngl> Hi
<PeachAngl> i changed my mind
<PeachAngl> i have a new friend cause of you :) thank you: xoxoxooxoxoxo
<PeachAngl> where are you?
<rbcp> working
<PeachAngl> someone pays you?
<rbcp> Yep, I get paid to sit here and bother you all day. Funny, eh?
<PeachAngl> uh huh ?)
<PeachAngl> hey got your address now :)))
<rbcp> killer, drop by and we'll have coffee.
<PeachAngl> and my friend says you better be good to me
<PeachAngl> ")))
<PeachAngl> just coffeee
<rbcp> and hot steamy sex, bitch
<PeachAngl> dont call me bitch
<rbcp> oooo, give it to me sexy!
<rbcp> i want it!
<PeachAngl> uh huh
<PeachAngl> do u know Gwonk?
<rbcp> Yeah, i had sex with him this weekend
<PeachAngl> hes says you better not put that phone caLL in to the web
<PeachAngl> i don't think he has sex with other males
<rbcp> you shouldn't have called if you didn't want that to happen
<rbcp> it will happen as soon as i get a little spare time
<PeachAngl> no
<rbcp> yup
<rbcp> i'm sure of it
<PeachAngl> just end it here
<rbcp> what do you care anyway, you told me you didn't make the call
<PeachAngl> :(
<PeachAngl> but you are going to say i did
<rbcp> that's because you did.
<PeachAngl> but why cant you be like my brother and be nice to me?
<rbcp> It's not my fault if you did something as stupid as that. But
if you look at my sound clips page you'll see that I always post
humorous incoming phone calls to my house. Look at all the
telemarketing calls on http://www.phonelosers.org/sound.html and
you'll see what i mean. This is just another one of those.
<rbcp> your brother thinks you're a whore
<PeachAngl> no
<PeachAngl> cause i am not
<PeachAngl> please why can't we be friends now?
<rbcp> what is with you? You always do this - first you threaten me then
you ask me to please do something for you. Life just doesn't work
that way. You've been threatening to "get me" for like a year now
so why is it so surprising that I'm mean to you on IRC?
<PeachAngl> no i have been very good Ypu started with me this time and i
goof up :(
<rbcp> No I was innocently sitting there yesterday with your nick and
you start threatening me.
<PeachAngl> but i know now it was a bad mistake
<PeachAngl> forgive me this time?
<rbcp> There you go again, asking me for something immediately after
you threaten me. Stupid stupid stupid.
<rbcp> Why don't you ever leave the house anyway? You're sitting there on
IRC 24 hours a day
<PeachAngl> when did i threaten you? hey
<PeachAngl> i am a prisoner
<rbcp> how are you a prisoner?
<PeachAngl> long story
<PeachAngl> maybe i work at home :) like you
<rbcp> doubt it
<rbcp> i hope you don't do phone work because you were the most
un-official sounding person I've ever talked with. I didn't even
realize it was you until minutes after we hung up but you sounded
fake from the beginning. You need to find a new act.
<PeachAngl> but then it was good if you didnt know who it was?
<rbcp> I didn't have any idea who you were but it was obvious that you
were not from AT&T.
<rbcp> I'm not even a paranoid person but my first thought was, "This
person is trying to get my address from me."
Session Close: Tue Feb 09 17:05:12 1999
Here is the log Gwonk sent me after she talked to him. For about a day she was
thinking that her and Gwonk were the best of friends.
<aldous> How is he tricking you?
<|Peach> well i got his number HE has mine andis always calling
<|Peach> calls 3am 4am etc
<|Peach> so i just called his number
<aldous> And why were you continuing your threats against him today?
<|Peach> no
<|Peach> I just pretended i was someone else
<|Peach> he taped it
<|Peach> and is going to harrass e with it :(
<aldous> and he made you sound like an idiot?
<|Peach> yes :(
<|Peach> big time
<|Peach> hes so cruel
<aldous> Well why were you threatening him today?
<|Peach> hes done so many horrible things to me
<aldous> Like tape you when you call him and make you
sound like an idiot?
<|Peach> hes tried to make collect calls using my phone etc
<|Peach> hes called my home and wakes up everyone
<|Peach> swears at whoever answers all hours of the night
<aldous> He doesnt do that over the phone does he?
<|Peach> so i want revenge :(
<|Peach> yes he has
<aldous> Umm
<aldous> <|Peach> so i want revenge :(
<aldous> Never ever say that
<|Peach> well im so angry
<|Peach> im so hurt :(
<aldous> By who?
<|Peach> him
<|Peach> he steals my nick name and talks to my friends
<|Peach> says horrible things
<aldous> Well..the best thing to do is launch an all out
campaign against him
<|Peach> have you seen his pages?
<aldous> Web pages and shit posting his phone number and info
<|Peach> will you help me?
<aldous> Yes I've seen his pages
<|Peach> :(
<|Peach> 618-462-6481
<aldous> No no no
<aldous> you dont do that here
<aldous> You put it on web pages
<aldous> post it everywhere
<|Peach> but you see he has my number so if i do anything he will
do something worse to me :((( babaaaaa i don't know
what to do :((((
<aldous> Get your ph
one number changed.
<|Peach> his name is Alex Carter
<|Peach> can u get his address for me?
<|Peach> alton illinois
<aldous> Howd you get his number to begin with?
<|Peach> someone who had pity on me
<|Peach> and i called it to see if it was right
<aldous> Like, who?
<|Peach> and it was
<aldous> Get that same person to give you his address
<|Peach> i can't tell that
<|Peach> hey you said you would help me
<aldous> I will
<|Peach> that person does not live in ill
<aldous> What person does not?
<|Peach> so he dosent hAVE THE PHONE BOOK
<aldous> Oh
<aldous> Well could he ask rbcp for his address?
<|Peach> no
<|Peach> then rbcp will know
<aldous> Have you tried calling information?
<|Peach> gee thats not to sharp? i wonder if it's safe for
you to hjekp me?
<aldous> hey again
<|Peach> my computer froze
<aldous> Okay
<|Peach> will you help?
<aldous> Yes
<aldous> I said I would
<|Peach> thank you
<|Peach> can u look up his address for me
<aldous> alton illinois
<|Peach> great thanks
<|Peach> maybe if he feels that people know where he
lives he will stop
<aldous> I found it!!!!!
<aldous> No wait
<aldous> Thats someone else
<|Peach> k
<aldous> we are looking for alex right?
<|Peach> yes
<|Peach> or colleen
<|Peach> his wife
<|Peach> hes married
<|Peach> gross huh
<aldous> hehehe
<|Peach> got it :)
<aldous> got what?
<|Peach> the address
<aldous> What is it?
<aldous> Whats the address...
<aldous> and whered you find it at?
<|Peach> do u live near him ?
<aldous> No
<aldous> I live like 4 hours from alton
<aldous> Whats the address?
<|Peach> ew big state
<aldous> Whered you find that at?
<aldous> peachy....whered you find that at
<aldous> I wanna see
<|Peach> i called 411
<aldous> and asked for the address for alex carter?
<|Peach> sorta
<aldous> What did you do?>
<|Peach> i have my faith back in people from illinois :)
<aldous> So have I helped you any?
<|Peach> yes :) hugs
<|Peach> does any of you live near that area?
<aldous> nope
<aldous> Why anyway??
<aldous> What would we do, drive by the house
<|Peach> just wanted to know if someone knew him
<|Peach> no i wouldn't go by his house
<Gw0nk> heheh
<Gw0nk> are you forgetting
<|Peach> gee thats a good question
<Gwonk> I was at his house last weekend
<|Peach> can you lok ion the phone book for me
<Gwonk> Girly....
<Gwonk> Its really not a good idea to try and do anything to rbcp
<|Peach> Gwonk i don't mean to be rude but i don't believe you
<Gwonk> You don't believe what?
<|Peach> and don't call me girly :)
<|Peach> that u were at his house
<Gwonk> Hehhee
<|Peach> :(
<Gwonk> Next time he comes on you can ask him
<|Peach> please don't screw with my head
<Gwonk> Tell him that Gwonk and you are going to take him down
<|Peach> i have been totally honest and trusted you :(
<Gwonk> And I have been helping you
<|Peach> but if you were at his house you must be friends?
<|Peach> why would you help me
<Gwonk> okay
<Gwonk> I wasnt at his house
<Gwonk> But I did drive through alton :-)
<|Peach> :( please don't trick me with this
<Gwonk> I'm not gonna trick you with anything
<|Peach> i know you know him
<|Peach> thanks
<Gwonk> I just embellish the truth
<|Peach> ok
<Gwonk> Next time he comes on, tell him that you have teamed
up with Gwonk and we are going to take him down.
<Gwonk> He doesnt like me
<|Peach> are you sure?
<Gwonk> Yea
<Gwonk> He will probably freak out
<|Peach> are you big?
<Gwonk> Yea
<Gwonk> That'll take some of the heat off of you too
<|Peach> well i don't want you to take my punishment :(
<Gwonk> He wont fuck with me
<Gwonk> I was a secruity guard for the st louis rams last year
<|Peach> he will be after you too if I tell him that
<Gwonk> thats fine, I have nothing better to do
<Gwonk> It'll take some of the heat off you
<Gwonk> maybe spread it around a little bit
<|Peach> you are nice Gwonk
<|Peach> at least i met a nice person like you out of a terrible situation
<|Peach> i appreciate you so much
<|Peach> hugs hugs hugs
<|Peach> i have to leave thank you may i msg you or come back
here another time?
<Gwonk> Just come back here
What will happen in the next exciting installment of Peachey Inc?? Look for
the sixth issue one of these days when I feel like cleaning out my IRC logs
again..
