Persistence of Time 15 yam

eZine lover (@eZine)

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Persistence of Time

 · 5 years ago

  

  

                            YAM I AM 
                    By: Count B. and Dr.F. 

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  The following text should be read on a street corner by a man wearing a  
                        a large yam costume. 
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                            Yam I am 
                            you say to me. 
                            Ham I am 
                            I say to thee. 

                            To learn I cram 
                            I must study. 
                            For Spam I am 
                            I say to thee. 

                            I go to bed 
                            In my jammy's. 
                            For Yam I am 
                            I've hurt my knee. 

                            I've lived my life 
                            I've payed my fee. 
                            I use the restroom 
                            When I have to urinate. 

                            I spewed up 
                            A can of Spam 
                            It's stuck inside 
                            Oh Goddamn! 

                            "You are sick" 
                            She says to me 
                            But Yam I am 
                            She fails to see.