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Persistence of Time 09 ghand
The Secret Poetry of Ghandi
by: Muthergoose &
Weir-me
VICTORY
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Red. Everywhere!
Blood, Death Violence,
Murder, Chaos!
PASSIVE PERSUASION
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Look at the flowers,
Look at the woman,
smelling their sweet aroma.
Now look at the woman
with my loin cloth wrapped
around her neck.
KATS
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I Kan't Kount the Kats.
They make me Krazy.
I Kan Kick the Kats
So they stop singing while
I sleep.
HINDU SCREAM
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Have you ever heard a Hindu Scream,
or a Muslim moan in fear?
Have you ever seen a Hindu puke,
after one too many beers?
Have you ever felt Hindu love,
a bald man's sweet caress?
Have you ever seen a little boy,
in my mother's dress?
I have.
HEAD
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My woman likes my
bald head.
It goes well with my glasses.
THE WHISTLE
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I like to gird my loins
in homespun cloth.
I like to play with goat cheese
until its warm and soft.
I like trains.
CHOO! CHOO!
COW
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I am the keeper of
the sacred cow.
My country wants
to turn my cow to beef.
Leave my lover alone!
ASRAM
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Why didn't you believe me?
"Don't make me angry."
Why didn't you see?
"You wouldn't like me when I'm angry."
I was telling you the truth.
"I'll shoot! Don't come near me!"
You only laughed. Why di you laugh?
"I told you I'd shoot, why didn't you believe me?"
