Phose Phree Inner Circle 008

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Phose Phree Inner Circle

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                               PRESENTS: 
                          How 2B -N- Asshole 

Was up ho's? 
I'm just chillen.. 
But I don't think you wann hear about my fukn life so lets get on with it. 
Fuk you's go out to: 

Anyone who had herpes at 4 years old. (NS) 
Bill V. (EAT A FAT AS DICK UP! BEE-AHTCH!) 
Jack Rizor (Don't Ever Fukn try to play US!) 
Carl C. (You shouldn't touch other peoples shit.) 
Jake something or other.. (Don't ever pull a Nick Again) 
James B. (Better watch out or I'll kick you in your Jimmy!) 
JUSTIN CASE of Columbia, MD (Phone number: 301-776-0304) 

And anyone who thinks our shit suks. 
I hope all the above stated people get what they deserve... 
A dick slammed up the ass..  

If your on this list you may SUK a dick you lamer ass bitch! 

NOW that thats outta the way, lets see. What topic should I discuss today. 
We've done lamers, Idiots, Assholes, hey.. We haven't really did one on how 
to be an asshole.  for some reason people seem to look up to assholes. So 
That will be a good topic for todays class. 

How 2B -N- Asshole 
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Way #1 
To be an asshole you can do many things, and since I have a fukn life I 
Don't have the time ot describe each and every one of em. So here is one way. 

Call up a member of the opposite sex, ask them on a date, tell them to dress 
REAL nice, and you have something Secret to tell them, then don't show up. 
Tell some guy (Lamer) that this girl likes him and that you've arranged a 
date for them, have him show up and have him deliver the message "Surprise" 

This makes both of them think that your a real asshole, unless they both 
are lame.. Then they might love each other and get married. HAAHAH 
(How Nick is gonna find people) 

Way #2 
Make a Fuck You list up. And tell who you really are. :) 

Way #3 
Call EVERYONE LAMERS! Call Board, Tell the sysop that he fukn sux. Do all 
that you can do to be an out right Dick! Then post on another board about 
how all those lamers react.. 

Way #4 
Do what I do. write text files about how to hassle SysOps and People. 
Post peoples real names in shit. Its a fucking blast. Go for it. 
T-Files are the best way of being an asshole. 

These are just a few of the MANY ways to be a dick. Look for further ways. 

(BTW: If you do more then one of these you'll GREATLY increase your chances 
of being deemed an asshole!) 

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