Orange Cats Are Pretty 31

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Orange Cats Are Pretty

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ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ® SATURDAY NiGHT PHUN! ¯ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ 
         
        Have you ever had one of those lonely saturday nights when your 
girls snatch was out of town,or your hand was too tired to well,YOU KNOW?   
If you have this phile is phor you.  L00king back,I can remember all the phun  
things I used to do,Actually still do.  If you have the Ideal neighborhood then  
this phile is phor you. 

        ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ 
        Equipment needed 
        1. BB-gun        
        2. M-80's      
        3. Smoke Bombs   
        4. An adjustible wrench 
        5. Baseball Bat  
        6. Lighter fluid and a lighter. 
        ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ 

        Well your probably wondering what the BB-guns is for huh?   Well  
It is simple.  If you live on a well lit street you might want to play Shoot  
all the street lites and external house lites.  Once all the lites are out find  
a good non-visable place to hide *you'll need it*.  Now get the BB-gun loaded 
and wait.If you do this between 9:00 and 11:00 P.M. it is the best because the  
most cars come then.  Well if you haven't guessed it yet then here it comes.  
When a car comes by you get to practice you aim.  If you really want to risk  
it wait for the fuckin gestapo (or better know as pigs) to come by.  This works  
the best with a whole bunch of phriends.  It pisses the hell out of the fat  
greasy donut eating fuckin fuck face ,dick brain,gestapo.  If you have these  
neighbors you really hate this is a phun thing to do wait until the go out for  
the night and when they get back,Holy shit,Looks Like they need to replace all  
the windows. Well enough of the BB-gun I'm sure you can think of more. Next we  
have the pyro shit.  This may be some of the phunnest things to do on saturday  
night.  M-80's are great phun as long as you don't get caught.  M-80's can be 
used for many different things I.E. blowing up mail boxes, making potholes 
on the road, and getting even with the neighbors dog that got into your mom's 
flower garden.  The smoke bombs are phun also.  Generally you wait for a car  
to come by the throw a lit smoke bomb out in to the road.  Make sure it is  
lit (Yes,Creeper actually threw an unlit one out into the street).   
Another good use for smoke bombs is the old ring the door bell wait for  
someone to answer and lite the smoke bomb and run. This is really phunny  
to watch.  The lighter fluid is next.  The best thing to do with lighter fluid  
I find is to make an anarchy sign in the middle of the street and light it  
when a car comes by. I wouldn't recommend staying to long for the person might  
see you and chase you down the street.  Once again there is a limitless  
assortment of things you can do. Spray paint, spray paint, spray paint!   
This stuff is the best.  What you should do is,get a can and write as much  
as you can for it won't last long.  Also Spray paint is good for a blow torch 
DO NOT keep the blow torch going for too long or that flame will go up the spray  
*BOOM*. I heard about this one guy who held it a little to long and blew the  
can up. Poof, Instant smurf. Phor all you useless trash collecters get an  
adjustible wrench and see how many street signs you can take in one nite.   
This works best if you get about eight to ten signs.  BEWARE if you just  
leave the signs around your house and your parents have the I.Q. that  
god gave the common three toed sloth then they will put two and two together  
and nail ya phor stealin them. The last thing on the agenda is baseball bat  
phun. With the bb bat I recomend playing mail box baseball.  Don't worry most  
people are heavy sleepers and won't wake up.  If you don't have a car then  
just run by the mail boxes one at a time. Well thats it phor this phun phile  

see ya  
  

 
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for what happends to any one  
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cause harm.  Futher more this  
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usage it is for laughing puposes  
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