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Norwegian Underground Issue 05
NORWEGIAN
U N D E R G R O U N D
aN eLECTRONIC nEWSPAPER
Issue 5, 20. April 2002
Brought to you by Acidous
*** DISCLAIMER ***
I, Acidous, take no responsibility for actions
caused by this paper. If you get caught doing something, it's your
own damn fault. Sorry, it's just I can't allow myself to get
in trouble for your actions.
Making Firecrackers:
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Making firecrackers is fairly easy if you have the right
ingredients.
What you need is:
-Lots of papercracks(the ones you use in toy-guns)
-Some paper-tape(a tape that is made of paper)
-A fuse(a rubber band works fine)
What you do is to fold the papercracks so that they are much
thinner.
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O O O O O O O O O O O O O <--Fold here
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Now measure up the wanted length of the firecracker and bend
the papercracks so that the there is one length going down
and the rest to the side. Now hold the fuse in place on the
part going down and start taking the rest around it.
Make sure you do this tight.
i
i
i
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|o|
|o|
|o|
Explanation:
i - fuse
= - turns with papercracks
| = papercracks
o = the powder part
Now when you have twinned it all around it, take the papertape
and put it REALLY tightly around the papercracks.
Leave a little hole on the top for the fuse to burn in.
It has to be real tight because else it wont make a good blast.
Always remember to close the bottom real good, or else the
power will be let out in the end, something which lowers the
effect drastically.
How To Make Jelly Stuff:
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Jelly stuff can be used for a lot of cool stuff.
The only dull thing is that if you buy it from a store it will
cost you a lot of money for just a little box.
So here's the way to make an inexpensive version of it.
What you need is:
-A kettle
-Potato flour
-Water
First boil the water in the kettle, then add some potato flour.
You must not add lots of the flour. It expands a great deal.
Try with one topped spoon the first time and see how much
comes out of it. If you want to have it in some other colors,
simply add a little confectioner color to the mixture.
Messing With The Milk:
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Okay, so you might have a little too much spare time in the
weekends, just hanging around doing nothing. But there
is one thing you can do. It costs almost nothing and
is cool for you.
You will need:
-An Injector
-Lemon Acid(usually comes in dry form)
-Water
Mix the Lemon Acid with a little water, then put it into the
injector. Now go to a shop, get right to the area where all
the milk is, and put the needle of the injector into one of
the milk cartons. Inject some of the mixture and then walk away,
or do it with more cartons. It's gonna be a real blast for the
store-owner when he gets accused for selling rotten milk.
Finding Info On Someone:
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This works fine in norway, haven't tried it in other countries
yet, but I'm pretty sure it will work in the US.
Okay now, if you got the name of some asshole who's been
bugging you, call the number service and ask for his number.
Easy! You got his phone number now. Next thing is to call
the postal service and ask for his address.
Easy! You got his address now.
Here comes the a more difficult part. Begin with his neighbours.
Check their names, phone numbers, etc. Then find out if they
are friends with the asshole you want to get back at.
You can find out this by social engineering(see earlier issue).
Or by just asking around. Now you can put your "friend" in a
bad light. Call your victim from a phone-box to find out
what his voice sounds like, then try to imitate it.
If you manage to imitate it, call up his friends and say a lot of
crap about them, and yell at them.
Once you have gathered enough information about your little target,
call up his bank, insurance company, ex's, etc. etc. etc and ask
for more "confidential" information about him. You could also
try dumpster diving(see earlier issue).
Then order a lot of expensive porn-magazines to him, try to
order as many sick magazines as possible(gay mags are a winner).
Use the always fun "KKK And Proud" stickers on his car and stuff.
Put a wooden board in front of his door, and fill he space
between the door with fast-drying cement.
Differnet Stuff To Smoke:
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I made this list of stuff which tastes good and also is
smokeable.
TOBACCO
Everyone knows what tobacco is. Doesn't taste Very good,
and it also makes you addicted.
TEA
Great for smoking, nothing beats a good bag of tea.
It tastes good, smells good, and people will use
a while to find out what you are smoking.
CAYENNE PEPPER
Can be smoked, but should be mixed with other types
of smokeable stuff. Only for the real hardcore smoker,
this is not something for a kid. It burns real good
in your mouth and down the throat.
HAIR
Never, ever try this shit! I haven't even tried it
But I know this: It wont burn, it smells like shit,
and therefore, it probably taste like shit too.
It's not even worth trying.
MARIJUANA
Yes, the all famous marijuana. Smoked by every teenager
on the street. It smells good, tastes good, but fucks
your head up. Wouldn't recommend using this much,
because you can get arrested, loose your job, get kicked
out of you apartment, kicked out of school, loose all
your "normal" friends etc. etc. etc. etc.
Scaring The Shit Out Of People #5:
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Yup, here it is again, the scaring the shit out of people.
Today we'll have some grotesque scaring methods.
Not to be used on people with fragile nerves or possibility
of cardiac arrest.
ROAD KILL
This one is a real killer.
You need:
-Some old clothes(pref. a hooded jumper and pants).
-Fake blood(ketchup with water can be used).
-Lots of paper.
-Fake organs(or real, animal organs are great).
-A victim with a car.
Now take the clothes and fill them with paper.
Put the organs in the hood, arms and feet, also put some
in the beginning of the pants and the end of the jumper.
Then spray fake blood in all the openings in your doll.
Now, when your victim is driving nicely around in his car,
hide yourself in a bush or something, and when he comes driving
by, throw your doll on his car(make sure it lands on his windscreen).
Organs and blood will be scattered all over, and the poor person
driving the car will think he just drove on to someone
and made mince meat of him.
THE STALKER
This one works the best if you are muscular and have
short hair.
What you need is:
-Black suit, black tie, black shoes, white shirt.
-Black sunglasses.
-ComLink in one ear.
-Fake(or real) gun.
Follow people around, make sure they see you, but stay a bit
behind them. Pretend that you are contacting the HQ.
If they go to a public toilet, follow them. If they go to
a bar, follow them, and so on. Just stay on your victim and
make sure he sees you.
Fun Stuff To Do - The Neighbour:
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There's a lot of stuff you can do to your neighbour without
causing too much harm and devastation.
Classic one - put dogcrap in a paperbag. Put it
on his doorstep, ring the doorbell and light up the bag.
Then run around the house to the backdoor. Wait until he
have stomped out the fire, and then knock on the backdoor.
He then have to walk through the whole house with dogcrap
on his shoe.
There's a lot of fun to do if he has garden gnomes.
Yuo can put some fake semen on them.
Exchange them with statues of naked women.
Make yourself some jelly stuff(see earlier section)
and put it all over the gnomes.
Superglue the gnomes in different sick positions.
Dig them a couple of feet into the ground.
If he have a nice big garden, get a shovel and go to
it at night. Dig a couple of graves and put some crosses on
top of them. Also write stuff on the crosses(eg. Mom, Dad, Brother).
Put an add on a internet place that he's a "transvestite white
male looking for dominant black male for sex. Transvestites Welcome"
Call to the police and anonymously tell them that he is
a big-time drug dealer, and that several kids have died from the
dope he makes himself.
"KKK And Proud" stickers can never be missed. It's a real
hit! Put them on his car, house, clothes, everywhere.
To Contact Me Send An E-Mail To acidous_@hotmail.com
You can also reach me on Undernet on IRC.
