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Money Incorporated Digest 24
MONEY INC
$$$$$$$$$$$
Presents:
"Jesus Smokes Crack"
or
More Freebies from the Elite
Ok, so you woke up this morning, looked in the
mirror, and thought to yourself, "Hmm, am I really as lame as
people say I am? How could I ever be as 3l33t3 as those guys at
MYC?" Well, as your one and only deity, Money Inc doesn't like
to see fellow enthusiasts crippled in the wake of their own
lameness. Of course, we realize your potential to be "3l33t3"
is severely limited, so we're not going to congest your puny
brain with a plethora of useful information, much of which
would naturally be beyond your comprehension. But, as a token
of gratitude for your worship, you will no longer need to dig
out those unremunerative little CC generators. These few cards
which I'm about to give you shall serve your corrupt purposes
well. What you do, and how you do it is completely up to you.
You can finally call those 800 sex lines you've been drooling
over. Maybe card a few bbs accounts, or, if you think you've
evolved far enough, card some goodies. "But how, oh Master Of
Sacred Knowledge, do I do this? Don't people go to jail for
that?" you ask. Well, my disciples, all I can say is, you have
a lot to learn. But don't worry, follow in the path of Money
Inc, and one day, you too will reach your enlightenment.
- Orgasmic Anomaly -
American Trak Systems Inc
VISA: 4250071726084 EXP: 07/95 <- This card works perfectly as of
1/12/95
Janis Rozelle
AMEX: 37283385771100 EXP: 01/95 <- May not work now, use this 4
bbs/phone use
Snelling Personell Services
DSCVR: 6011002650028483 EXP: 03/95 <- Unchecked as of 1/12/95
*Morality is mankind's weakness*
MONEY INC is:
Sleepy - MYC World Leader
Sonic Fury - MYC Living Legend
CCRider - Need we say more?
The Big Cheese - Hide ur b0ngz
Method Man - MYC's resident Nigga
Orgasmic Anomaly - MYC's newest personality
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