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MWP Issue 02 File 05
THE MWP FILES
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File #5 of
Issue #2
Summer of '97
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Article by:N/A
Date:N/A
Note:We have now become so lame we subsided to using IRC conversation as
an article. Well, actually all we did was copy it from D9's webpage.
"Some funny IRC conversation."
Why I am a media whore.
an IRC dicussion by route, with help from terminal.
> I need writers for Phrack 49/50
> email me if yur interested.
<phelon> route
<Agent`0> route: I'll write for you...
<kemo> i'm interested but I am lame what would I write about?
<phelon> i'll do ascii art of my cock
<Agent`0> Bwahaha
> phelon
> I can do that for you
<Agent`0> kemo: you could write about how I own you
> --
<etr1gan> d00dleb0yz r0q
<Swern> i can write
> there
<phelon> it'll make it unreasonably large though
<Swern> but about whut
<phelon> bah
<kemo> everyone owns me
<Agent`0> phelon: it needs to be more than one sentence.
*synthpunk* I'm interested
*** You have been kicked off channel #hack by terminal (so in other words you
+need writers for a publication you have nothing to do with)
*** route (daemon9@netcom.netcom.com) has joined channel #hack
*** Topic for #hack: you may checkout anytime you like,but you can never
+leave.
*** #hack Augustus 842050995
*synthpunk* (writing for Phrack 49)
<phelon> that wuz predictable
<phelon> route
<Swern> kemo yer plants own ewe
<phelon> u can insult better than that
> terminal:
*** Mode change "+o route" on channel #hack by phelon
> get yur facts straight
> dumbass
*** route has changed the topic on channel #hack to
+http://www.infonexus.com/~daemon9
<terminal> route: tell me whats up netcom kiddie
> go there, nitwit.
*** terminal is ~marilyn@TripleCrown.Aldridge.com (Marilyn Gore)
*** on channels: @#hack
*** on irc via server irc.law.emory.edu (Emory University -/- Hotlanta GA)
*** terminal has been kicked off channel #hack by Agent`0 (B0w 0wns j00)
<phelon> terminal: route is like the next editor of phr4ck
*** terminal (~marilyn@TripleCrown.Aldridge.com) has joined channel #hack
*** Mode change "+o kellie" on channel #hack by route
<terminal> i dont like phrack anyways.
<phelon> terminal
<phelon> who are you?
<phelon> agent`0 w0rd
<kellie> d
> that hurts me.
> deeply
<terminal> phelon: who am i? thats a great question.
<terminal> how do you want me to explain myself?
> terminal: feel dumb yet?
<terminal> route: no i dont.
<terminal> ive been wrong before.
<terminal> but the fact of the matter is that it is incredibly foolish to
+publicly ask for authors in #hack, do you expect people to come crawling out
+of the woodwork?
> yes
> and they
> do
*** Mode change "-o terminal" on channel #hack by route
*** Mode change "+m" on channel #hack by route
*terminal* cant handle me
*** Mode change "+b *!*@TripleCrown.Aldridge.com" on channel #hack by route
*** Mode change "+o terminal" on channel #hack by kemo
<terminal> route: you fear me.
*** terminal has been kicked off channel #hack by route (Nope. Not really.)
*** ][ceman_ (oliver@cvs.openbsd.org) has joined channel #hack
> Kemo
> who is that person?
*terminal* warez speak louder than words
-> *terminal* Pup, you do not know me.
*xarthon* yo d9
*terminal* i wouldnt want to know someone like you, youre a media whore.
*** xarthon (~xarthon@leet.com) has joined channel #hack
-> *xarthon* hey
*** Mode change "+o xarthon" on channel #hack by route
> *terminal* i wouldnt want to know someone like you, youre a media whore.
*xarthon* hohoh
> hah
*terminal* anyone who is a part of such a large publication is a whore.
<phelon> hehehe
<Agent`0> Bwahaha
<phelon> if he thinks you're a media whore
<phelon> he should meet t3
<xarthon> yo
<xarthon> thanks
> *terminal* anyone who is a part of such a large publication is a whore.
<phelon> xarth
> hah
<phelon> w0rd
<][ceman_> phrack sucks
<][ceman_> :-)
*terminal* so you edit for phrack, you can spell good. youre really not my
+type.
> heh
> *terminal* so you edit for phrack, you can spell good. youre really not my
> +type.
> I love this guy
<phelon> hahaha
> well, this is amusement enough for me....
*xarthon* btw, phrack is pretty leet :-)
<][ceman_> actually one cool thing was the pcnfs bug
> I gotta get going if I am get to this 2600 thing...
<Agent`0> Bwahaha
<phelon> 2600.. meet a real live d00dle kid!@
<Agent`0> 2600 meeting heh?
<phelon> i want to go to a 2600 meeting
<phelon> so i can meet a real live d00dle kid in person
<phelon> and look at fat ugly peoplez
<tiffie> i was gunna
<Agent`0> That is just sad
*** route has changed the topic on channel #hack to *terminal* i wouldnt want
+to know someone like you, youre a media whore.
> and with that
> <poof>
> phelon cya
> xarthon, Kemo
> cya
<phelon> latez r0ute
This one is just plain funny.
*RouteLdr* thankyou for stealing my nick, its nice to know that i'm so creative people envy me enought to steal my work
<route> oh good. This guy again.
<route> *RouteLdr* thankyou for stealing my nick, its nice to know that i'm so creative people envy me enought to steal my wo
rk
*** RouteLdr is RouteLdr@grn-sc3-01.ix.netcom.com (Lord Of Illusions)
*** on irc via server irc-2.netcom.com ([206.217.29.1] (2) NETCOM Online Communications Se)
-> *RouteLdr* listen you petty little man...
<route> -> *RouteLdr* listen you petty little man...
<sirsyko> hoaehaoehoaehoaeha
*RouteLdr* wow you even run the same script
-> *RouteLdr* I stole nothing.
*RouteLdr* reall
*RouteLdr* y
*** sirsyko is now known as RouteLdr2
-> *RouteLdr* I have several nicks...
*RouteLdr* i've been using this for 3 years
*RouteLdr* so use one of your others
-> *RouteLdr* but I think I will continue to use this nick for a long time.
<route> *RouteLdr* i've been using this for 3 years
<route> *RouteLdr* so use one of your others
<route> -> *RouteLdr* but I think I will continue to use this nick for a long time.
-> *RouteLdr* and I continue to do what I want with it.
<route> -> *RouteLdr* and I continue to do what I want with it.
*RouteLdr* fine ..do as you wish...i'm glad to know you think so highly of my nick
*RouteLdr* how does it feel to be so insecure you have to steal from others
-> *RouteLdr* your nick? Hardly. I have done more than you can possibly imagine with this nickname champ.
<route> *RouteLdr* fine ..do as you wish...i'm glad to know you think so highly of my nick
<route> *RouteLdr* how does it feel to be so insecure you have to steal from others
<route> HAHAhaha
-> *RouteLdr* steal?
-> *RouteLdr* what's that in the air.... Hmmm...
<route> -> *RouteLdr* what's that in the air.... Hmmm...
-> *RouteLdr* AH! BITTERNESS!
*RouteLdr* ya right
<route> -> *RouteLdr* AH! BITTERNESS!
<route> *RouteLdr* ya right
*RouteLdr* i'm glad to see you know how to log on more thatn once
<RouteLdr2> -> *routeldr* what is so inventive and unique about your nick "route" that you use it?
<RouteLdr2> -> *routeldr* route has been route for about a year or 2
-> *RouteLdr* NO DUMBASS.
-> *RouteLdr* I am dumping your rant to a channel.
<route> *RouteLdr* i'm glad to see you know how to log on more thatn once
<route> -> *RouteLdr* NO DUMBASS.
<route> -> *RouteLdr* I am dumping your rant to a channel.
*RouteLdr* if you'll notice your demon@.... i'm routeldr @....
<route> *RouteLdr* if you'll notice your demon@.... i'm routeldr @....
-> *RouteLdr* No my poor uninformed friend, I am *whoever* I choose to be.
<route> -> *RouteLdr* No my poor uninformed friend, I am *whoever* I choose to be.
*RouteLdr* so obviously my claim is closer to the truth
<route> *RouteLdr* so obviously my claim is closer to the truth
*RouteLdr* teenage punk
-> *RouteLdr* I am far from that, kid.
<route> *RouteLdr* teenage punk
<route> -> *RouteLdr* I am far from that, kid.
<RouteLdr2> -> *RouteLdr* du0d, he is the editor of phrack, pheer him.
*RouteLdr* do something with your life and quit failing out of high school <RouteLdr2> -> *RouteLdr* he is an elite ueberhaxor
<route> *RouteLdr* do something with your life and quit failing out of high school
<route> hahaha
<RouteLdr2> (I didnt actually message that to him, but I wanted to)
-> *RouteLdr* Ask b_ about me.
-> *RouteLdr* you silly little man.
*RouteLdr* i've spoken to b_ much more mature person than you...
<RouteLdr2> -> *routeldr* did it ever occur to you to do some research and actually *know* what it is you are talking about?
<aleph1> life is broken
-> *RouteLdr* sure... And much less likely to rm yur petty ix account.
*** route has changed the topic on channel #!r00t to *RouteLdr* do something with your life and quit failing out of high scho
ol
-> *RouteLdr* so here's my advice `route leader`....
-> *RouteLdr* GET OVER IT. IT'S IRC. AND PROBABLY NOT SOMETHING YOU WANT TO GOTO THE MAT FOR.
<route> -> *RouteLdr* GET OVER IT. IT'S IRC. AND PROBABLY NOT SOMETHING YOU WANT TO GOTO THE MAT FOR.
*RouteLdr* wow, i'm sorry your so upset you have to resort to yelling
<RouteLdr2> -> *routeldr* I am not route
<RouteLdr2> -> *routeldr* he is dumping your conversation to our channel
<RouteLdr2> *RouteLdr* please explain your point
<RouteLdr2> -> *routeldr* my point is that route is not a teenager and is not failing out of it.
<RouteLdr2> -> *routeldr* s/it/school/
-> *RouteLdr* but, if it is, keep it up. You'll find it will seem I have nothing better to do then to make your life miserab
le.
<route> -> *RouteLdr* but, if it is, keep it up. You'll find it will seem I have nothing better to do then to make your life
miserable.
<RouteLdr2> -> *routeldr* on the contrary he is in his 20's and is very successful in the computer security industry
*RouteLdr* you can't make mme miserable, all i have to do is ignore you
*RouteLdr* besides, that street has 2 lanes
<route> *RouteLdr* you can't make mme miserable, all i have to do is ignore you
<route> *RouteLdr* besides, that street has 2 lanes
-> *RouteLdr* IRC? Is that all your limited mind can think of? Expand your imagination.
*RouteLdr* no irc isn't all i think of
-> *RouteLdr* yeah, I phear you with yur fucking ix account.
<route> -> *RouteLdr* yeah, I phear you with yur fucking ix account.
<tfish> hahaha
*RouteLdr* but obviously you seem to be as protective of the nick as I
-> *RouteLdr* nope.
<route> *RouteLdr* but obviously you seem to be as protective of the nick as I
<route> -> *RouteLdr* nope.
-> *RouteLdr* you just kept crying me a river. I grew weary of your sob story.
*RouteLdr* frankly i wouldn't fear my ix account either, but i also have a nice little shell with a t3
-> *RouteLdr* I usually dunot pick this nick all that often.
-> *RouteLdr* but now I will endeavour to keep it.
<route> *RouteLdr* frankly i wouldn't fear my ix account either, but i also have a nice little shell with a t3
*RouteLdr* funny, they never flood me when i use it
-> *RouteLdr* flooding? Again, your vision is so limited.
<route> *RouteLdr* funny, they never flood me when i use it
<route> -> *RouteLdr* flooding? Again, your vision is so limited.
<RouteLdr2> *RouteLdr* i chose it 3 years ago when i was climbing hard i.e. a route leader
<tfish> waitaminute!
<tfish> it's meaningful!
*RouteLdr* vision is limited? your wierd
-> *RouteLdr* the proper contraction is "you're". And, yes I am FUCKING OFF THE WALL CRAZY!@.
<tfish> stop everything!
<RouteLdr2> route how long have you been "route"
*RouteLdr* because ppl choose not to flood me?
<route> hrm
<route> 2-3 years.
-> *RouteLdr* listen. -> *RouteLdr* I will only say this once.
-> *RouteLdr* you are in over your head. You obviously dunot know us. Go on with your petty IRC existence and leave this al
one. We dunot take threats lightly
-> *RouteLdr* my arrogance is not unfounded.
<RouteLdr2> -> *RouteLdr* he chose it about 2-3 years ago when he was exploring the
<RouteLdr2> intricacies of IP networks and their security weaknesses (IE routing) and
<RouteLdr2> chose the nick route
<RouteLdr2> -> *RouteLdr* and he is on daily as route
<RouteLdr2> -> *RouteLdr* so if you did have the nick route, I've never seen it
<route> heh
*RouteLdr* i am to fear someone on irc
-> *RouteLdr* nope.
-> *RouteLdr* not on IRC.
*RouteLdr* what are you going to come to my house and kill me
-> *routeldr* but IRC is a small portion of the Internet champ. VERY SMALL.
<route> *RouteLdr* i am to fear someone on irc
<route> *RouteLdr* what are you going to come to my house and kill me
*RouteLdr* really, i never would have guessed
<tfish> NSF will.
<tfish> tell him the cow wants his pelvic bone
<tfish> we get it however we can.
<route> hahasdhahhddd tfish.
<RouteLdr2> PAHAHAHEOAEHOAHEAOAEH
<RouteLdr2> tfish
<RouteLdr2> yew ruool
-> *routeldr* run along and play now.
-> *routeldr* I am done with you.
*RouteLdr* no
*** Ignoring ALL messages from ROUTELDR
<route> -> *routeldr* run along and play now.
<route> -> *routeldr* I am done with you.
<route> *** Ignoring ALL messages from ROUTELDR
<route> hahha
<route> what a fool.
<route> syko, YOU RULE.
<RouteLdr2> -> *routeldr* *** Ignoring ALL messages from ROUTELDR
*** RouteLdr2 is now known as sirsyko
read-only.
<ReDragon> *Read-Only* can i have the key to #!r00t?
<ReDragon> !#@
<ReDragon> *Read-Only* ive been on puters for almost 11 years, i got skillz
<ReDragon> *Read-Only* how do I get into r00t?
<ReDragon> -> *Read-Only* nobody in r00t does, you'd be bored with them
<ReDragon> *Read-Only* I dont care
<ReDragon> *Read-Only* look,
<ReDragon> *Read-Only* im young...ive been on computers all my life, i have skillz...
<ReDragon> -> *Read-Only* ok show me your skillz
<ReDragon> *Read-Only* r00t to me, seems like a self made celeberity...
<ReDragon> *Read-Only* but its hard to get into anything at my age
<ReDragon> *Read-Only* well, what shall I do?
*** Read-Only is abuse@prv-ri1-21.ix.netcom.com (The beauty of decay)
*** on irc via server irc-1.netcom.com ([206.217.29.1] (H) NETCOM Online Communications Se)
<Wozz> haha
<ReDragon> -> *Read-Only* what do you have skillz in?
<ReDragon> he reminds me of snocrash
<t3> heh.
<ReDragon> *Read-Only* i can build puters
<ReDragon> -> *Read-Only* thats nice. what else?
<ReDragon> *Read-Only* i can prog in c++, perl, VB and learning java and
<t3> hehoeaoheaeoh
<ReDragon> *Read-Only* i used to own a software business called pendragon
<ReDragon> -> *Read-Only* i'll make you a deal. go find a new security hole somewhere in
<ReDragon> unix, no matter how small, and we'll let you hang out in #!r00t for a while
<Wozz> HE CAN BUILD PUTERS
<Wozz> LET HIIM IN
<Wozz> and vb
<ReDragon> *Read-Only* anything else I should have, or a question u want to ask?
<ReDragon> *Read-Only* a security hole?!?!
<Wozz> yah
<t3> no we won't
<ReDragon> haha
<snocrash> hm?
<ReDragon> *Read-Only* just go otu and find one!?!
<Wozz> heh
<ReDragon> -> *Read-Only* correct
<Wozz> well, now he's scared
<ReDragon> *Read-Only* I think they are all used up
<ReDragon> *Read-Only* thats not an easy thing u ask me to do..
<snocrash> Wozz
<sirsyko> red
<snocrash> who?
<sirsyko> on his own
<Wozz> hahaha
<sirsyko> oh okay
<sirsyko> so he knows that part
<Wozz> tjeu
<Wozz> they're all used up
<ReDragon> *Read-Only* *sigh*
<ReDragon> *Read-Only* ill bbl
<ReDragon> ok
*** N8 has changed the topic on channel #!r00t to All Unix security holes are used up.
"..rue the day..."? Who talks like that?
(a mid-November run-in with Squish. Er, Squidge.)
<sn0:#hack> squidge.
<sn0> squidge is just a glutton for punishment.
<xarthon> squidge let it out
<xarthon> you have to much hatred inside you
<squidge:#hack> so what have I done to piss you off sn0crash?
<sn0> squidge. I'm not pissed off.
<squidge> good
<sn0> Not everyone has the same demeanor as yours.
<squidge> its only d9 who I think is a prick
<sn0> I'm merely calling things as I see them.
<sn0:#!guild> I think it would be funny if I told him I took his place in the guild.
<alhambra_> squidge, you mean, i'm not a prick too?
<squidge:#hack> and let's face it, youve all been thinking it
<sn0> Thinking what?
<xarthon> not really
<demon9> it's amazing you're still here squidge.
<sn0> Please tell me what I've been thinking.
<sn0> I'm -dying- to know.
<L1-A> it's lamer kick tyme
<xarthon:#hack> i want a tatoo like d9'z except smaller
*** L1-A has changed the topic on channel #hack to Laymer Kyck Tyme
<alhambra_> squidge, did you know we replaced you with a small gerbil in the guild.
*** squidge has been kicked off channel #hack by L1-A (squished)
<sn0:#!guild> I'll try and work it into conversation.
<sn0> alhambra.
<demon9> hahahah
<sn0> I am not a small gerbil.
<alhambra_> no, we replaced the gerbil with u
<demon9> hahah alhambra
<alhambra_> he retired
<sn0> Aah, I see.
<sn0> Good move.
<alhambra_> route was too abusive to him
*** squidge (root@dir.mcc.ac.uk) has joined channel #hack
<sn0> Hahaha.
<demon9> good god!
<demon9> squidge, um, you IRC as root?
<squidge> w00p
<sn0> Hi squidge.
<sn0> Of all people, you should dislike me.
<squidge> hi
<sn0> You see.
<squidge> whats with the caps and the full stops?
<squidge> why?
<sn0> After the realizationt hat you were a complete moron set in.
<squidge> I respect you
*** squidge has been kicked off channel #hack by L1-A (Didn't I squich you?)
<demon9> this is funny
*** Mode change "-o+b L1-A *!*edmare@*.inetnebr.com" on channel #hack by sn0
*** L1-A has been kicked off channel #hack by sn0 (sn0)
<demon9> hahah
<demon9> sno
<demon9> you rule
*** squidge (root@dir.mcc.ac.uk) has joined channel #hack
<sn0> I hate that.
<sn0> After the realizationt hat you were a complete moron set in.
<sn0> There was a hole in the guild.
<alhambra_> squidge, is dir.mcc.ac.uk your machine?
<sn0> So.
<sn0> Guess who came along.
<squidge> yeah
<sn0> <-- *bing*bing*bing*
<demon9> snocrash
<squidge> I'm a fuckin admin
<alhambra_> i'm sorry.
<sn0> squidge
<squidge> get a clue
<squidge> sn0
<sn0> You're not a very fuckin' good admin.
<aleph1> the gerbil wrote more exploits ;)
<alhambra_> the gerbil r0x!
<alhambra_> too bad route alienated him.
<squidge> werent you tellin someone just the other day how you were embarassed to be in the guild
<demon9> I thought the gerbil *Was* squidge...
<xarthon> duude :(
<sn0> squidge.
<squidge> same as halflife?
<sn0> No, actualy, I wasn't.
<demon9> no Squidge,
<squidge> ah
<demon9> That was me...
<sn0> That was the gerbil.
<squidge> must have been an impostor
<demon9> I was saying how I was embarassed...
<sn0> Pretending to be me.
<sn0> The gerbil owns me.
<demon9> ...refering to the brief point you ran with us.
<demon9> but
*** squidge has been kicked off channel #hack by shinex (BORING)
*** Mode change "-o shinex" on channel #hack by sn0
<shinex> you guys are too easily amused.
*** squidge (root@dir.mcc.ac.uk) has joined channel #hack
<sn0> he's so much fun.
<sn0> oh
<shinex> snocrash.
<sn0> hi squidge
<shinex> stop stepping.
<squidge> yo
<demon9> squidge
* sn0 hops
<demon9> do you know how much amusement you have provided us?
<sn0> squidge.
<sn0> Did they seriously put you in charge of that machine?
<sn0> dir.mcc.ac.uk?
<squidge> wtf are you on about
<squidge> yeah they did
<sn0> Do you get paid to admin that machine?
<squidge> Ive made it sekure
<demon9> "sekure"?
<sn0> like
<shinex> ok.
<sn0> money?
<shinex> guys.
<shinex> this squidge thing is old.
<xarthon> squidge yea
<squidge> Ill bet you can't own it
<xarthon> yoou have seq00rity sk1llz
<sn0> Well.
<sn0> Since I don't break into machines.
<sn0> I probably couldn't.
<sn0> but.
<sn0> anyone with slammer and the will to break the law.
<demon9> squidge, go play elsewhere.
<sn0> most likely could.
*** squidge has been kicked off channel #hack by demon9 (demon9)
<shinex> SNO
<bspline> sn0: SLAMMER?
<bspline> haha
<sn0> 100007 1 tcp 1024 ypbind
<sn0> 100007 1 udp 1027 ypbind
<sn0> 100028 1 tcp 671 ypupdated
<sn0> 100028 1 udp 673 ypupdated
<sn0> 100009 1 udp 1023 yppasswdd
<sn0> 100029 1 udp 674 keyserv
<xarthon> umm
<alhambra_:#!guild> sno
<demon9> *squidge* Ill go play on your hd you fucker
<sn0:#!guild> heh
*** demon9 has changed the topic on channel #hack to *squidge* Ill go play on your hd you fucker
*squidge* expect some fun
<sn0> how did squidge ever get intot he guild?
<demon9> um
<demon9> I was drunk?
* demon9 boes his head in shame.
<sn0> You must have been really drunk.
<demon9> hmm,....
<demon9> to own, or not to own...
<alhambra_> sno, route was in what we like to call his 'stupid' phase when squidge got in.
<sn0> -> *squidge* But I have a quarrel with you.
<sn0> -> *squidge* I don't like idiots harassing my friends.
<sn0> *squidge* I aint harassing yet
<sn0> -> *squidge* and making unfounded threats.
<sn0> heh
<demon9> heh
<sirsyko> sn0
<sn0> squidge is really on edge.
<sn0> He's daring me to hack him.
<demon9> sirsyko
<sn0> -> *squidge* Go away.
<alhambra_> sno, he's just dumb.
<sn0> *squidge* or what?
<sn0> -> *squidge* or what?
<sn0> -> *squidge* I never made a threat.
<sn0> *squidge* well I did..he will rue the day he pissed me off
<cl4w> ohjeez
<alhambra_> rue the day?
<cl4w> tell squidge to silence the yap
<sn0> *squidge* that is, assuming he wants any sort of connectivity to the net
<sn0> Now it's gone from rm'ing you to performing DOS attacks on your connection.
<sirsyko> d9, how was squidge ever in guild anyhow?
<d3mon> um
<d3mon> well
* d3mon was drunk.
* d3mon bows his head low.
<sirsyko> I mean his telnet exploit was pretty lame
<d3mon> yes
<sirsyko> did he even write that himself?
<d3mon> god only knows.
<sirsyko> or did he just steal halflife's code?
<d3mon> he contributed NOTHING.
<sirsyko> my guess is he stole 1/2's code
<d3mon> I had a bad feeling about him from the start...
<d3mon> he cannot hack his way outof a wet paper bag...
<sn0> actually
<sn0> i haven't contributed a DAMN thing yet either.
<d3mon> yes
<d3mon> but,
<d3mon> I love you still.
<sirsyko> sn0, your presence is contribution enough
*** halflife (halflife@titan.saturn.net) has joined channel #!guild
<d3mon> and
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<sn0> Awwww.
<sirsyko> although some code would be nice
<d3mon> you made squidge look like a fool...
<sn0:#!guild> It wasn't exactly difficult
<sn0> He MORE than met me halfway.
<halflife> isnt making squidge look like a fool kinda easy?
<sn0> I need to write something and say snocrash[Guild]
* d3mon pats sno on the bak...
<alhambra_> route
<d3mon> werd
<alhambra_> do u have scp on yer machine?
<sn0> hm
<d3mon> sirsyko is the guilds official spokesman (although he is not in the guild...) ;)
<sirsyko> funny
<d3mon> of course.
<d3mon> opme
<d3mon> dammit
<alhambra_> where?
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<d3mon> sno
<sn0> Yes.
<d3mon> yur always elite in my book.
<sn0> daemon.
<sn0> awww...
* d3mon hugs sno close.
<sn0> *sniffle*
* sn0 hugs d9
<alhambra_> squidge is elite too. he told me so.
<sn0> UH.
<sirsyko> heh
* sn0 inches away from d9
* d3mon grabs for sno
<alhambra_> sno, u *did* replace the gerbil...
* sn0 beats d9 with a rubber dildo
<sn0> *phew*
<sn0> good thing I had my utility belt on.
<d3mon> that was weird...
<sirsyko> .msg sn0 d9 lives in sanfran you know.... go figure
<sirsyko> oops
<alhambra_> heh
<sirsyko> tell me more about squidge
<alhambra_> squidge is a gimp
<sn0> uh
<alhambra_> u wanna know like...real squidge info?
<sirsyko> heh
<sirsyko> I just want to know if he is worth knowing
<sirsyko> my guess is not
<sirsyko> oh and did anyone own him tonight?
<alhambra_> not worth knowing...dunno if anyone owned him...
<alhambra_> anyone?
<halflife> own who?
<sirsyko> squidge
<halflife> why would anyone care?
<sirsyko> dunno
<sirsyko> he dared sno to hack him
<sirsyko> or something
<alhambra_> he's just an annoying fuck
<halflife> i dont find him annoying really
<alhambra_> not anything to worry/bother with
<alhambra_> fine
<halflife> but i dont know nor want to know him.
<alhambra_> he's an amusing chap.
<alhambra_> he's an amusing chap, not worth knowing.
<alhambra_> end 'o story.
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