Money Incorporated Digest 48

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MONEY INCORPORATED DIGEST #48 
RELEASED 7 JUNE 1995 
WRITTEN BY: SLEEPY 
CONCEPT BY: SONIC FURY (THANKS FOR THE IDEA!) 

MONEY INCORPORATED ARE: SLEEPY 
                        SONIC FURY 
                        CCRIDER 
                        THE BIG CHEESE 
                        JULIO 
                        OFFICER FRIENDLY 
                        SEXECUTIONER 

TODAY'S TOPIC:  JAIL SUCKS! OR THE E.I.N. AND YOU 

Well, just to let ya know why I have been so unproductive lately, not making 
a MYC Digest in a few weeks, here's an update. 

1.  I was on a cruise to Mexico (and you weren't!) 
2.  I was getting laid (and you weren't!) 
3.  I was trying to get a job 
4.  I was in jail (and NO #2 had NOTHING to do with #4!) 

Ok, now down to business.  This file is short, but can very very helpful in 
your credit dealings.  If you have less than perfect credit, there IS a legal 
way to get a new Social Security number, sort of.  All you have to do is 
to go to a local IRS office and ask for the form to obtain an Employer 
ID Number (EIN).  Then call the number listed on the back of the form and 
request the EIN.  They will ask a few questions, and you MUST say you are 
starting a business.  Doesn't matter what the business is, you are just  
getting a number to use for your social security number.  This EIN is 9 
digits long, and can be used in place of the SSN.  Of course, you are  
supposed to inform the creditor that it's a EIN, but that's up to you.  And 
an extra added bonus, if you decide to actually start a business, you can 
use the EIN! (Wow!)  The catch is that you can only do this once (for each 
identity you have anyways), so don't fuck up your new credit! 

Well, that's it for now, have fun with your new found credit!  I hope I don't 
go to jail again before I see you....and the mother fucker responsible for 
my legal troubles....look out! 

COPYWRONG 1995, MONEY INC HOLDINGS LTD 
All rights don't make a wrong. 

MONEY INCORPORATED ARE: SLEEPY 
                        SONIC FURY 
                        CCRIDER 
                        THE BIG CHEESE 
                        JULIO 
                        OFFICER FRINDLY 
                        SEXECUTIONER