Money Incorporated Digest 30

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 · 26 Apr 2019

  

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/   \  /   \  |  /      /  __/\_  / [INC.] 
\___/\/\___/\___/__/\__/ \_______/ PRESENT 

The Money Incorpoated Digest #30 
Released 15 February 1995 
Today's topic:  Free CD-Rom shit! 

Money Incorporated is:  Sleepy (me) 
                        Sonic Fury (legend in his own time) 
                        CCRider (makes us all look better!) 
                        The Big Cheese (scam master) 
                        Method Man (serving time by now) 
                        Orgasmic Anomaly (mystery member) 
                        Sexecutioner (new blood) 

The ranks get larger every day!  If you wanna join, e-mail me at one of 
these carded accounts: MYCLeader@AOL.com (yes i know AOL is lame, but its  
                                          easy to card!) 
                       Sleepy@cyberia.com (another easy fraud victim!) 
DO NOT CONTACT ME AT A LEGAL ACCOUNT! 
An application is at the end of this short file! 

Anyways, back to the free CD-Rom shit.  As you probably know by now Columbia 
House and probably BMG both have CD-Rom clubs.  All you have to do is order  
shit and never pay.  Simple as that.  You say "But they require cash up  
front!"  Just "forget" to put a check in....doesn't matter, you get the shit 
anyway.  And make sure you order that extra CD for only $19.95!  Anyways,  
unless you abused them too much in the video or music clubs, they WILL send  
you the shit.  Once you get the titles, just order again with a variation on 
your name.  For example: 

Variation #1 
Jack Koff 

Variation #2 
J. Koff 

Variation #3 
Jackie Koff 

And so on....You may have up to four names at each address.  If you know  
people who will let you have shit sent to their homes, do it, thats four 
more orders.  And don't forget to make variations on your own address.  Just 
about every address has a RD or RR number, unless you live in a huge city. 
Post office boxes usually don't work.  Well, I hoope you get tons of free  
shit from this, I know I will! 

Copywrong 1995, Money Inc Holdings Ltd 
All rights forgotten. 

MONEY INC ROSTER FOR 1995: 
#12 CHARLIE "SLEEPY" MANSON 
#32 OJ "SONIC FURY" SIMPSON 
#80 TED "CCRIDER" BUNDY 
#89 JEFFERY "THE BIG CHEESE" DAHMER 
#70 JOHN WAYNE "ORGASMIC ANOMALY" GACY 
ahhhh....fuck it I don't know any more mass murderers' names..... 
#77 METHOD MAN 
#99  SEXECUTIONER 

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Money Inc. Application 

Handle:____________________________________ 
Current Group Affiliation:___________________________ 
Gender:_______________________________ 
Race:_________________________________ 
Age:________________________________ 
Nation:_____________________________ 
Area Code (if USA or Canada):___________________________ 
Political Views (Right, left or middle):_____________________ 
Computer (IBM or Amiga only, no Mac!):_____________________ 
Other hardware:_______________________________________ 
E-mail address:_______________________________________ 
Specialty (warez, scams, hacking, etc.):___________________________ 
What can you offer us?:___________________________________________ 
__________________________________________________________________ 
Rate yourself from 1 to 10 in these areas: 

New warez: 
Scams: 
Text files: 
Hacking: 
Phreaking: 

Finally, give me 3 references that are cool, sysops or such. 
_______________________________________ 
_______________________________________ 
_______________________________________ 

_______________________________________________________________________________ 
Now the membership rules: 
If you don't fit under these guidelines don't bother to apply! 

1. Must be cool...no narcs or people with no history. 
2. No real names unless I already know you. 
3. No 717 members, we have enuff already! 
4. Must have 3 references with major group affiliations. 
5. You must be an anarchist of some sort, right or left wing. 
6. You must make up and submit an original scam to me (one that works!) 
   in writing if I let you know that I'm interested. 
7. You must not be afraid to do anything, after all, if I can get busted 
   so can you. 
8. Must live in USA, Canada, Australia, or Europe.  No Asians, Africans, Arabs 
   or Israelis. 
9. You must have an E-mail address at all times....don't matter if it changes 
   every 3 days cuz it's carded, but you must have one so we can reach you. 
10. You must call and upload on a regular basis to our home board, Diabolical 
    Sabotage.  You will get the number from me if I let you join.  CCRider 
    is the IBM sysop there and he will validate you after I recomend you. 

Now those are pretty simple, eh?