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MLiR 002
MLiR iSSue 2
A New Way Of Looking At Life
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[-= CoNTeNTS =-]
#1 - Editorial uS
#2 - A Kid Called Jonas DaN aBNoRMaL
#3 - Tips For Break-Ins BaroN
#4 - Racism BaroN
#5 - #10-19 Year Olds DaN aBNoRMaL
#6 - <Domino> who wants op?????? DaN aBNoRMaL
#7 - Stupid People DaN aBNoRMaL
#8 - SnOoP DaN aBNoRMaL
#9 - Funny Stuff DaN aBNoRMaL
#10 - More Things To Do When You Are Bored BaroN
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[-= Editorial =-]
Welcome,
This is now the second editon of MLiR, we got a fairly good reaction from
people about the first issue, most people seemed to like the article about
the pissing on the school floors.... I guess that says something about all
you sick bastards :) Most of the articles in this issue are from some funny
things that have happened on irc lately, we'll prolly have them as a regular
feature from now on...
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[-=-] A Kid Called Jonas [-=-]
DATE: around 1988
LOCATION: somewhere in australia
Its late at night and jonas is as usual, playing on his commodore 64 with his
friend, Mark.
"Hey Mark, i got a new game!!" says jonas enthusiatiscally.
"Cool!" says mark in return. <Jonas loads up the good ol tape :)>
30 minutes later, the game has loaded... "wow what does that mean?" says mark
while pointing at the words "0 d4j w4r32!!", "oh that means something in
russian" says jonas not really knowing what the weird assortment of numbers
and letters mean. Little does he know that this become a very common language
to him in the next 10 years...
* * * * * * *
Its now 1990 and Jonas is in year 6, he's a big man, but not as big as he
will be in 1996! Jonas has grown up a bit now, and is slowly becoming to find
out what his true destiny in life is...
"Jonas, Jonas is a big big loner!" shouts the girls at the now very pissed
off Jonas <prounounced Jo-nah>. Jonas gets angry and runs off to the toilets,
as soon as he gets in the door he rips his pants down to the ground and
starts to jump around blindly as he screams at the top of his head "3y3 4m
31337 $0 p|-|33r m3!!!" <of course the numbers are not said, i just put them
in to annoy you all :)> as soon as the cry is heard a teacher runs into the
boys toilet and smacks Jonas on the bottom making him shut up his rantings...
Meanwhile at an undisclosed place somewhere under the nevada desert....
"Sir, we have picked up 313370 messages" says a yound soldier to his superior
"So the legends are true!!" says the superior officer in amazement, "Send the
copters for the boy" he says quickly as he reaches for the weird looking gun
in his holster with a BIG smile on his face...
* * * * * * *
2 days later when Jonas is walking home from school...
"Stop! put your hands up and don't move!" says 3 heavily armed US army
soldiers. Jonas, not knowing what to do drops his dacks and starts screaming
those same words as before "3y3 4m 31337 $0 p|-|33r m3!". Suddenly a voice on
one of the soldier's radios screams "Get out of there now!, he's gonna kill
you!!", "He can't kill us sir, he's only a little kid", ten seconds later the
3 officers are lying on the ground with weird radiation burns all over them..
* * * * * * *
It is now 1996, and Jonas is still with us <god help us all> and is walking
the streets with a slight limp in his leg..., Jonas walks into the doctors
and says "doc, whats wrong with my leg?" pulling up his pants to reveal
markings of some sort...
"Oh my god!!" says the doctor!, "you are elite!" he says in amazement at the
markings.
"And you my friend, are a lamer!" replies Jonas as he strangles the doctor to
death...
To Be Continued...
By DaN aBNoRMaL
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[-=-] Tips For Break-Ins [-=-]
well i've made it through another day of pointless and boring school. yay
the only problem being it is only monday <groan> . A proffesional DJ came to
the school now that was exciting. I'm not sure how many people actually
listened though. Playing shitty coolio songs and assorted crap. Well that was
my lunch time anyway. Got another test back yet another fail 38% for a maths
test, hey thats almost the higgest this year. Not to worry though cause i got
a five day weekend comming up to study for exams. Think i'll just smoke some
cones instead. boo hoo goo yep more pointless crap <just like school> Hmm
what other things can i suggest to you readers out there <if there any> ummmm
how bout lying under the o bahn tracks when the busses are running. Thats
pretty dull tho suppose its ok the first time. Graffiti nah thats boring and
not worth getting in trouble over. Getting caught there's an issue in itself.
DON'T GET CAUGHT duh really you say. Here are some handy hints to avoid being
caught doing anything bad.
1. Make sure it is late at night or really early in the morning when everyone
else is in bed.
2. Don't be too eager this can fuck you up.
3. Trust your gut, if you have a bad feeling then don't do it till it has
passed. If it doesn't then don't do it. Gut feelings can be life savers.
4. Try to stay in small groups 2, 3, 4 not many more. Too many people fuck
things up.
5. Make sure you go out with co-ordinated people. Unco's are not only useless
but annoying.
6. If you drive park the car away from the scene if it going to take a while.
7. Paranoia isn't a bad thing it keeps you on your toes. You get to lazy you
get caught.
DaN thought he would add some....
8. If ya gonna do a break in then, only stay in there for like, umm 5-10 mins
as cops usually take about 15 mins (usually) anyway you just dont want
cops to catch u inside the house/builiding whatever now do you?
9. If the cops do come and they start running after you then start running
like you've never run before :) I can't run fast i hear you say? don't
worry, you soon will when you see a cop running after you or a car, i know
this from experience so trust me :)
There probably are others but i'll leave em to you to figger out.
BaroN
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[-=-] Racism [-=-]
BaroN again, geez think we need some memberz eh? Yeah prolly, hmmmmmm
yep yup yup guyguguggu woop woop poop. I think i have finally lost the plot.
Enough fucking databases geezzzzz racism assembly BAH boo hiss spit.
This issue seems intersting................got somewhere to go?
well why the fuck arn't u there?
Hmm a racism assembly? interesting concept. By having an assembly we will
elimainate racism(maybe not). Maybe i'm not the crazy one. Probably has
something to do with the way the school treats the gooks.
GOOKS=ASIANS for those ill informed of u!!!!!!!!!!
neway Today me and DaN where chatting away during class as we usually do
trying our best to speed time up and we began talking about gays on IRC.
Now Me and DaN don't mind to cause a bit of an upset and abuse these poofs.
It seems that they can't handle the abuse and are trying to get DaN kicked
off the server which we are located on. Why do these IRC cops pity these
fags? Are they also Fags? Or do they phear the fags, thiNking thaT if they
do not help them they will be rammed up the arse. Sure we abuse them but if
they abuse us (or nebody does) we do not run to the IRC cops. We sort it out
ourselves.
Well i'll let DaN tackle that one some other day. i'm out of ideas already.
Almost time to go on IRC. Arrghgghhhhh the modem will be stolen back by its
real owner soon. BOO HISS ......
well i'm off to do some Homework harhahrahrhahrrha very funny
BaroN
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[-=-] #10-19 Year Olds [-=-]
> hi?
<|Stoni|> hmm
<BaRoN> where are my ops?
> i think they are playing us
<|Stoni|> me too
<BaRoN> i aint going down like that
<|Stoni|> sad
*** |Stoni| (e1878344@watt.lab.eese.bee.qut.edu.au) has left #10-19
> werd
> * -------------- SLaP Me SuMMa DaT PLuS oH! -------------------
> * <<<< +o+o+o+o+o+ o+o+o+o+o+o+ o+o+o+o+o+o
> * <<<< o+o o+o +o+ o+o +o+
> * <<<< +o+ +o+ o+o +o+ o+o
> * <<<<================= o+o o+o +o+ o+o +o+o+o+o+o+
> * <<<<================= +o+ +o+ o+o+o+o+o+o+ o+o+o+o+o+o
> * <<<< o+o o+o +o+ +o+
> * <<<< +o+ +o+ o+o o+o
> * <<<< o+o+o+o+o+o +o+ +o+o+o+o+o+
> * -------------- SLaP Me SuMMa DaT PLuS oH! -------------------
<BaRoN> gimme ops
*** {stash} (stash@ppp46.ldn2.execulink.com) has joined #10-19
*** {stash} (stash@ppp46.ldn2.execulink.com) has left #10-19
> come on
> im only 12 years old
> ive never had ops b4
<BaRoN> i'm 4
*** You were kicked by hound2222 (hound2222)
*** Attempting to rejoin...
*** Rejoined channel #10-19
<hound2222> Or BAned
<BaRoN> what am i waitin for?
<Zeppelin> hound2222
<hound2222> Ok
<Zeppelin> people should be coming soon
<hound2222> Yes
<hound2222> .
<hound2222> Ok
* Added hound2222 (*!*POOH@*.iaccess.com.au) to user list
-> -hound2222- HaRHaRHaR - You aRe oN THe MLiR '96 SHiTeLiST
<BaRoN> u lied to me
<BaRoN> i've been betrayed
<Zeppelin> I went to a couple other channels and told people to
come here
* BaRoN goes and crys in the corner
* [DaN] consoles him
<hound2222> You are going to be one.
<Zeppelin> ok
<Zeppelin> thank you very much
<Zeppelin> in advance
* BaRoN gives DaN a kiss
<Zeppelin> where the hell are they???
*** hound2222 sets mode: +b [DaN]!*inkog@pppE5.gist.com.au
* [DaN] spits
Session Close: Fri Jul 12 12:41:15 1996
The above is just the example of what can happen on those crappy boring teen
channels, this one was for 10-19 year olds... the topic was "first 4 people
in get ops" so me and baron thought we'd get ops and takeover cos we were
bored, but instead i got kicked and banned for flooding the op :)
DaN aBNoRMaL
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[-=-] <Domino> who wants op?????? [-=-]
Ah those great words "who wants ops" anyone smart enough can see this as an
opportunity to have some fun...
<Domino> who wants op??????
*** AXL (~hisco@203.14.173.33) has left #basketball
<JO-MEG> hiya axl
> ill have ops
<JO-MEG> me
<angel> have any of u spoken to jordan 23 today?
<Domino> ill give it to dan cos i see him in here often
<JO-MEG> nope
*** Domino sets mode: +o DaN
*** DFB sets mode: -o DaN
<JO-MEG> thats okay i understand
<angel> heheheheeheh
<DFB> Domino why did you do that man?
<Domino> can some one leave and come bak so i can test
sumthin???
<Domino> y not??
*** DFB sets mode: +ooo angel DaN JO-MEG
<Domino> y did ya do that??
<JO-MEG> thanks
<DFB> No prob everyone!
> MLiR '96 Mass Takeover Completed! MLiR '96
<Domino> can some one leave and come bak pls!!!
*** DaN sets mode: -oooo angel DFB Domino JO-MEG
-Z- ### MASSDEOP PROTECTION ACTIVATED ###
*** You were kicked by Z (### MASSDEOP PROTECTION ###)
*** Attempting to rejoin...
*** Rejoined channel #basketball
hehe it was funny for a while, if u cant understand what happened, well they
gave me ops and i de-opped everyone except Z - the servers bot woops so he
kicked me and banned me i think :)
DaN aBNoRMaL
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[-=-] Stupid People [-=-]
The following log gives an example of how STUPID some people can really be...
* DFB slaps angel around a bit with a large trout
<Domino> can some one leave and come bak pls!!!
<Domino> PLS!!!!!
ok here we see that DFB slaps angel...
*** angel (mpl@grunge109.nv.iinet.net.au) has left #basketball
*** DFB (~asaf@pppC22.nectar.com.au) has left #basketball
*** Domino (~howe@jazz73.nv.iinet.net.au) has left #basketball
*** angel (mpl@grunge109.nv.iinet.net.au) has joined #basketball
<angel> hey dan u slapped me!!!!!!
yet here she thinks i did, but theres more...
*** Domino (~howe@jazz73.nv.iinet.net.au) has joined #basketball
> no i didnt u lamer
*** Domino (~howe@jazz73.nv.iinet.net.au) has left #basketball
<angel> hey, where r u from?
> that was DFB u idiot
here i try to explain to her that it wasn't me, but no, she wont listen...
<angel> dan it said, dan slaps angel around with a large trout
what??!??!?!, this one is REALLY stupid, yeesh some people..., but theres
more!
> * DFB slaps angel around a bit with a large trout
<angel> jordan got to go but i will speak to u soon
<angel> i will miss u babes
> gee did i slap you did i?
> yeeesh
> STUPID
<Jordan_23> angel: i wont be on later....gotta study!
<angel> dan why me!!!!
<angel> well next week maybe
> STUPID
> STUPID
> STUPID
> STUPID
> STUPID
*** You were kicked by Jordan_23 (Jordan_23 boots dan outa da
channel)
*** Attempting to rejoin...
*** Rejoined channel #basketball
i try once again to explain but nope, good ol dumbo angel refuses to accept
<angel> dan why do u slap me
> i didnt fucken slap you
> bloody hell
<angel> bye guys, luv u jordan
* DaN slaps angel round with Ms Habel's loose ass
> now i slapped u
> yeesh
now i finally slap her hopefully that will shut her up..
DaN aBNoRMaL
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[-=-] SnOoP [-=-]
And now for a funny character called SnOoP, apparently he's a black, 14 year
old, who can't spell very well and thinks i'm a "natzi". This guy has
problems...
*** SnOoP2 (~aha@slsyd10p31.ozemail.com.au) has joined #basketball
> gday snoop
> yo G
<Secret> do you play Growly ?
> hey ya dumb nigger
<rx2rotary> kik dan off
<rx2rotary> someone kik off this fool
<SnOoP2> DAN IS A NATZI MOTHA FUCKER!
<SnOoP2> DAN IS A NATZI MOTHA FUCKER!
<SnOoP2> DAN IS A NATZI MOTHA FUCKER!
<SnOoP2> DAN IS A NATZI MOTHA FUCKER!
<SnOoP2> hold on!
> how about those shit Heat
> how about those shit Heat
> how about those shit Heat
> how about those shit Heat
> how about those shit Heat
> how about those shit Heat
> how about those shit Heat
> hey ya dumb nigger
> hey ya dumb nigger
> hey ya dumb nigger
> zo sux
> zo sux
> zo sux
> zo sux
> zo sux
Thats just the usual treatment that SnOoP gets from me if I ever see him :)
Session Start: Fri Jun 14 18:07:29 1996
*** Now talking in #basketball
<SnOoP> ohh
<DFB> Yep man1
<DFB> Hey DAN!
*** SnOoP sets mode: +b *!*@pppE7.gist.net.au
> hey
*** Retrieving #basketball channel info...
*** You were kicked by SnOoP (SnOoP)
*** Attempting to rejoin...
Session Close: Fri Jun 14 18:08:03 1996
...And if I don't get a chance to say anything then the above is what usually
happens :) He also like to threaten me now and again...
<SnOoP> dan: i swear! YOU DO KNOW THAT IF I SAW YA I WOULD BASH YOUR HEAD IN
WITH A BRICK AND THEN CUT YOUR COCK OFF AND THEN KILL YOU SLOWLY!
> hahahahhahahahhahahha
> u r 14 yrs old
> u couldnt beat up a dog
> eg a chihwuaha
<SnOoP> dan: YEAH BUT I KNOW PEOPLE WHO COULD BEAT THE AUSTRALIAN ARMY!
beat the australian army??!!
<SpReE_15> heheehheheh
<SnOoP> dan: YOU ARE NOTHING! YOU GET IT? NOTHING!
<SpReE_15> what a load of shit
<SnOoP> DAN: NOTHING! YOU ARE LOW LIFE NATZI!
> yeah sure
<SpReE_15> beat the Australian Army....hehehhehe
<SnOoP> spree_15: eva heard of the DFB???
> i know ppl who could destroy the world
<SpReE_15> Australian Army will kick those rappers
> harharhahrarhhar
<SpReE_15> yeah
<hawa> Yeh well they are gonna come after you real bad Dan so be warned
<SpReE_15> the french president
> i have an ATOMIC BOMB!!!!!
> dont mess with me!!
Well i do...
Session Start: Sat Jun 22 13:59:21 1996
*** Now talking in #basketball
-Z- *** Sorry. You are on my banlist ***
*** Z sets mode: +b *!*@*.gist.net.au
*** You were kicked by Z (Z)
*** Attempting to rejoin...
Session Close: Sat Jun 22 13:59:27 1996
And at one stage Z was sitting there banning me :)
DaN aBNoRMaL
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[-=- Funny Stuff -=-]
There's always some funny stuff that happens on irc, heres on example of when
BaroN went into #dizzy before me and started paying out ppl, then later on I
came in with the following...
> anyone seen baron?
<Hawkeye> yes...
<marvy> yup
* marvy kicked him
<marvy> :)
<Hawkeye> :)
> you dickhead
> hes an irc cop
* Red did more then see him
<Hawkeye> and.....
<Red> :)
* marvy doesn't care
<Hawkeye> he was being a disk
> u will when u r k-lined
<Hawkeye> dick even
<Hawkeye> :)
> owell cya later :)
Just a simple little joke, but there's more. You ca always just do the normal
make fun of what the channel is about...
*** Now talking in #kungfu
*** old (~Hey@202.190.129.60) has joined #kungfu
> where is danielson
> mr miagi?
<old> dan
<old> hot
*** DaN is now known as Mr_Miagi
<HOT> hi old
<old> what kinda kung fu u guys learn?
<HOT> nothing
> i teach karate
You can also be really mean and pretend to be a girl and have "netsex" with
some poor sod and then after tell him that you are a guy...
> hey sammy did i tell you i was a guy?
<METALBABE> WUSSSES
> hahahhahahahhahahhhahahhahahahhhha
> sucked in
<METALBABE> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
<Sammy> FUCK OFF FUNGIRL
> hahahhahahahhahahhhahahhahahahhhha
> hahahhahahahhahahhhahahhahahahhhha
> hahahhahahahhahahhhahahhahahahhhha
<BitchslaP> hahahahaha
<METALBABE> IN YO FACE SAMMY.
<METALBABE> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
> hahahhahahahhahahhhahahhahahahhhha
> hahahhahahahhahahhhahahhahahahhhha
<METALBABE> NICE FUNGIRL
<METALBABE> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
<Sammy> FUCK OFF DEAN U STUPID KUNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<Sammy> METALBABE IS NOV9
<METALBABE> HI
*** You were kicked by Sammy (Sammy)
hheheeeheehe I don't think he liked the idea of that because according to
him he had wanked himself twice while i was talking to him. ewwwwwwwwww.
Hmmm, what else is there?, oh yeah good 'ol fun on the #gothic channel... :)
*** Now talking in #gothic
<BaroN> someones at the door
<BaroN> someones at the door
<BaroN> someones at the door
<BaroN> someones at the door
<BaroN> someones at the door
<BaroN> someones at the door
<BaroN> someones at the door
> someones at the door?
> someones at the door?
> someones at the door?
> someones at the door?
> someones at the door?
<BaroN> someones at the door
<BaroN> someones at the door
<BaroN> someones at the door
> someones at the door?
<BaroN> someones at the door
<BaroN> someones at the door
<BaroN> someones at the door
<BaroN> someones at the door
<BaroN> someones at the door
> someones at the door?
> someones at the door?
> someones at the door?
<BaroN> someones at the door
> someones at the door?
> someones at the door?
> someones at the door?
> someones at the door?
> someones at the door?
> someones at the door?
> someones at the door?
<BaroN> someones at the door
<BaroN> someones at the door
<BaroN> someones at the door
<BaroN> someones at the door
<BaroN> someones at the door
> kaleb
<BaroN> someones at the door
<BaroN> someones at the door
> sherrif buck
<BaroN> someones at the door
<BaroN> someones at the door
<BaroN> someones at the door
<BaroN> someones at the door
<BaroN> someones at the door
<Psychs> BaroN & DaN fuck each other
<BaroN> someones at the door
<BaroN> someone is at the door!!!
<BaroN> someone is at the door!!!
> kaleb
> kaleb
> kaleb
> kaleb
> kaleb
> kaleb
> kaleb
<BaroN> someone is at the door!!!
<BaroN> someone is at the door!!!
<Psychs> BaroN & DaN fuck each other
<BaroN> someone is at the door!!!
<Psychs> BaroN & DaN fuck each other
*** buzz (~ganey@a13.peninsula.starway.net.au) has joined #Gothic
> who are they?
*** buzz (~ganey@a13.peninsula.starway.net.au) has left #Gothic
<BaroN> all the time wanna join in??
<BaroN> someone is at the door!!!
<BaroN> someone is at the door!!!
<BaroN> someone is at the door!!!
<BaroN> someone is at the door!!!
<BaroN> someone is at the door!!!
> someones at the door?
> someones at the door?
<BaroN> someone is at the door!!!
<BaroN> someone is at the door!!!
<BaroN> someone is at the door!!!
> someones at the door?
> someones at the door?
> someones at the door?
> someones at the door?
> someones at the door?
<BaroN> someone is at the door!!!
<BaroN> someone is at the door!!!
<BaroN> someone is at the door!!!
*** Pokey (~gumby101@205.243.76.220) has joined #Gothic
<BaroN> someone is at the door!!!
<A1E4T2U3I> no ones at the door
> someones at the door?
> someones at the door?
> someones at the door?
> someones at the door?
> someones at the door?
<BaroN> someone is at the door!!!
> someones at the door?
> someones at the door?
> someones at the door?
Thats just some pure annoyance for them, and they couldn't kick us cos no one
had ops on there.
DaN aBNoRMaL
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[-=- More Things To Do When You Are Bored -=-]
Ok if this article goes no where then don't blame cause i'm not sure what i
am writing about. This is for the second edition of MLiR and not much has
changed. I'm still broke and i can't afford a new modem <boo hoo> <sniffle>.
I'm sure you all know how a stupid idea can become something to do when all
is boring and time is at a stand still. These things are not always
beneficial to your health but why worry about things such as that. So here
are some stupid things for you to do when u are bored.
1. Chat up the girls in the drive through fast food services
2. Find a police radar hide behind some bushes and see who is first to hit or
knock it over with some rocks.
3. Put on a cyclists jacket and stand next to a motorbike with a hairdryer
possing as a policeman with a radar gun.
4. Get a C.B radio and arange to meet people who u later beat up for money or
drugs, cigarettes etc. (not advised)
5. Take a crap on someones front porch who u don't like or bring some pre
packaged cak with you (eewwwww)
6. Ring up a really cag bbs and write abusive messages to all of the regular
users or sysop.
7. Ring up an asian embassy and ask if u can talk to a gook.
8. See how many times you can appear in your local newspaper for funny
reasons.
9. Ring your school with a bomb threat.
10. ummmm think of your own
Well this is pretty crappy eh? o well what do u expect its late .... i wonder
if DaN has written ne articles yet? Till next time
cya BaroN
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Stay tuned for the next issue of MLiR, where we reveal the true meaning of
the word "lamer" and trace its origins back to old hackers in the seventies.
We also have a funny chat log with someone who had just seen "hackers" and
wanted to be a hacker... also, more things to do on buses perhaps or maybe
even things to do to annoy those pesky transit police...
[DaN]
