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Ü Ü Ü Mighty Issue #47
Ü Ü Û Û Ü illicit "Eat Pills"
Û ß Û Û Û ÛÛ Liquid -By Epic
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Well, it's a tough world out there. You know it as well as I do. Long
hours with crazed co-workers... Bills to pay... Food to buy... Having to
floss... all these things can't be good for your sanity. Existing in a world
of tension and stress is quite difficult. We all need a way to cope.
We need pills.
Today, at this moment (right now, if you will), lots of people are
searching through their medicine cabinets (or perhaps, their neighbor's
medicine cabinets) for some tasty pills to gobble down. Pill consumption is
on the rise everywhere.
We need these pills. Vitamins and minerals are often packaged into
simple pill form. These vitamins and minerals assist the body in performing
"life tasks", like repairing cells, and growth. Pills help you grow. Even at
the awkward age when the child can still got successfully swallow pills -
bright, tasty, dino the dinosaur shaped, CHEWABLE pills are available to
help. Even a baby can enjoy this form of pills, ground up into his gerber
tapioca meal.
Pills. Pills need to be eaten. Pills can make you sassy.
Pills can ease your pain. In your head, your stomach, your bowels,
your liver, your thorax, or in your soul. Pills are small, smooth, and
pleasant to the touch. Take a few.
Pills. Pills digesting in your stomach, releasing their energy, and
potent chemicals throughout your body. What a rush. Think of how pills are
used. Pills help dying people in the hospital recover to their former health.
Pills give athletes a "boost". Pills are part of a healthy breakfast. YOUR
KIDS WILL EAT IT. YOUR KIDS WILL EAT PILLS.
Even Pac-Man ate pills. Think, Pac-Man, a root in our society, was a
total consumer of pills. No one knows exactly what kind.. perhaps they
weren't even any good, but they were pills nonetheless.
From Ibuprofin, Riboflavin, Zoloft, and AZT to your standard generic
buffered analgesic, we all need pills. So don't hold back. Just swallow some.
But remember: USE AS DIRECTED. You see, if you take too many pills at one
time, you might die, and not be able to eat any more pills. Wouldn't want
something nasty like that to occur. Moderation in all things.
| **** QUICK TIP **** |
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| To open "child-proof" containers, |
| simply apply pressure to the top of |
| the lid of the container when you twist |
| it off. This will faciliate opening of the jar. |
If you too want to be in on all the fun and excitement that pills
offer, go out to your pharmacy, medicine cabinet, columbian cartel leader, or
mommy and request some pills. Try and get purple ones if you can. Then bring
them to your kitchen and whip up tasty meals like "PillsN'Bisquick" for a fast
breakfast, or "FiletO'Prozac" for your lunch meal. Perhaps a "Minty PillShake"
to wash it all down. And top it off with some "Chocolatepillswirl Custard" for
a tempting dssert. Num Num.
But enough about pills. Now it's time to move on to the topic of your
body. Besides your hairy genital regions, the only part that really matters to
you right now is your stomach. And you know what would make your stomach happy?
I do. And I think you do too. Eat pills.
'one pill makes you big
the other makes you small
and the ones your mother gives you
don't do anything at all
feed your head'
GReATeNGZ go out to: All Thin Lizzy Fans, The Hardees Franchise,
Robert Egashpoor, and Officer Stover...
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