Milk_Issue_19

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        Well I can't believe that you actually wanted to read more of this 
Junk.  It might not be the best ending but who cares?  Oh well let me get on  
with the story....  Where was I?  Ah yes, now I remember. 
                               
                              Jest Fox : Part 2 
         
        As I was saying, I hit the bottem of this endless pit with a SPLaT! 
Where was I?  I looked around me and saw...  I FROZE to death.  I was in HELL! 
But as I looked more carefully I saw that I was not in the Hell full of Ghosts 
and Demons but a Hell full of.. LaMPREYS!  Lampreys were everywhere!  But 
these were no ordinary Lampreys, these were the Demonic Lampreys!  They would 
gouge each others eyes out for fun.  EWWW!  Well as I used my brilliant brain 
and started to search through my special hard cover handbook of BLaH #42 : The  
Guide to Lampreys.  But I froze in horror!  The Guide book did not review over 
Demonic Lampreys! 
        But ahh yes, I remember reading that one issue of [MiLK]. It must have  
been [MiLK] issue #6 "Pete" by Nyarlathotep.<-- One heck of a person! 
(Nyarlathotep is the person who wrote BLaH #42!  Why don't you download BLaH  
#42 from Barney's Pleasure Palace at (708)965-3098?)  Well I remembered the  
moral of that story which was.. Hold on let me remember.  Oh yes the moral was  
: Notice this is in quotes!! --> "THIS IS WHAT NOT TO DO ON A LAMPREY HUNT:  
NEVER, NEVER, NEVER LEAVE YOURSELF UNDEFENDED"  Well I wasn't on a lamprey  
hunt but I guess it turned out that way.  I had my trusty weapon beside me  
which was My TeeTH!  And I was luckey I was small because then the Lampreys  
wouldn't be able to hear me, and also they couldn't see me because they had  
bad eyesight.   
        As I snuck around frantically looking for an exit,the vicious 2 headed  
venomous Lamprey saw me!  He caught me by my head, so I couldn't use my teeth  
to bite the fuck out of it.  I was completely help less.  It bashed me against  
the hard concrete floor which SPLaTtered my body, but I felt O.K. because I  
had just used LSD!  Thank god I am not drug free!  Well as I didn't feel any  
pain, all of the Lampreys came over to me and started to bite the crap out of  
me, spit acid on me, and worst of all the Sick Lamprey Vommitted on me!  I was  
torn from legment to legment.  I had died.. <SOB> <SOB> <SOB> <SOB>.. but then  
all of a sudden I saw a light.  It bursted open the darkness that covering me.  
        It was the Mighty bunny god!  It said "JEST FOX MY ENEMY.  I WILL GIVE  
YOU ONE MORE LIFE TO LIVE IF YOU PROMISE NOT TO EAT THE FURRY, FLUFFY BUNNY  
RABBITS BUT TREAT THEM WITH KINDNESS.  ESPICALLY THE WANK BUNNY."  What did I  
say?  I said HELL YEAH.. I mean sounds like a deal to me.  All of a sudden my  
body was transported to the upper world.  (Kinda like the transport thing a ma  
bobs that is on Star Trek.) 
        Well here I am now still eating those jucy rabbits.  (If not well shut  
up and listen)  Well I guess you are wondering why the Bunny God has not beat  
the shit out of me yet.  Well let me tell you something, the Bunny God came 
back to me after he had transfered me back to Earth.  And by golly I was  
starving and did not have enough energy to search for another rabbit, so I  
just bit the shit out of the Bunny God so he go bye bye. 
        Well my next target is to eat the..umm.. EASTER BUNNY!  That bastard  
that runs around handing out those smashed eggs with spit inside. 
        Well I hope I don't ever come in contact with the Wank Bunny because  
who the hell knows what that crazy bunny might do.  Well I gotta go and take  
my daily shit.  Until I over come my fear of Wank Bunny I won't be talking to  
you people any more. 

        Oh yeah every story has to have a moral so here is mine:  Eat everything  
that you come in sight with! 

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[MiLK] Issue Number -   19 
[MiLK] Issue Size -     5442 Bytes 
[MiLK] Date of Production:      3/15/94 

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