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Luna Digizine Volume 2, Issue 2 - Copyright Gerritt Baer / Luna 1996
Luna is a textfile publication that may be distributed freely, anywhere,
in any form as long as the contents herein remain unchanged.

" life is hard, and so am i, you better
give me somethin so i dont die " - eels

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(A) %% welcome

Hello again, welcome to luna digizine .. this will be the last volume
(4 issues) that I will have welcome/closing sections in luna. It'll just
be plain straight out writing from me. I'll continue doing them for the
rest of this volume, just to keep continuity.

Pinkerton (weezer) rocks! those people from pinkerton who are doing
the lawsuit suck. Oh well, get it and the eels " beautiful freak ", it's
pretty good as well, and its pretty cheap at blockbuster music, like $7
or something.

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%% table of contents

A :: welcome
1 :: mons goblin raiders -- (stupid story)
2 :: rocketship -- (poem)
3 :: goodtimes -- (poem)
4 :: when im older -- (poem)
Z :: closing

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(1) %% mons goblin raiders

you cant make that move! you have to roll snake eyes to move your
cannon! what are you doing!! grrr grrrr

no i dont, i can move as many spaces as i want on that roll. i shrug
it off, why cant *he* be fair?

oh forget it, this game sucks

no no.. ill keep playing, you can cheat if you want

*your* the one whos cheating, anyway, i just moved my goblin raiders,
you know, MONS goblin raiders

err, ok, so what?

well dont you get it, i just moved *mons* goblin raiders, not just
any ole goblin raiders, that gives me a +5 attack bonus.

no it doesnt

yes it does!!

and why would that be?

cause theyre *mons* goblin raiders you fewlio!

oh shutup

yeah right, im serious, i get a +5 attack bonus, therefore i choose
to kill your cannon with my *mons* goblin raiders

i quit, this is bullshit, im goin home

fine

ok, im never coming back, ever ..

yeah right

im serious, seeya, never coming back ..

ok ok, you win, lets go blow something up

*ok*

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(2) %% rocketship

im takin a rocketship
to a place far away
to find myself on a block of cheese
to lose whats left of my mind
with my little green friends

im alive, like you, on this block, of cheese
my rocketship took me here,
i sure wish you could be here, with me
on my big sphere of cheese

theres no one here, to play with me
but all is mine, all i see
and i want to share, my cheddar wealth
with the people of earth,
to please myself
to fly my rocketship ..

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(3) %% goodtimes

were kickin back, in the breeze
of a cool summers day
radios on high, what a great song
talk bout girls & cars
or maybe that face, found on mars

cares and crimes dismissed
just relaxin, no worries
of what could happen to us

why isn't it always like this?
who knows, who cares

im talkin bout goodtimes

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(4) %% when im older

maybe when im older, ill learn how to write
maybe ill take over and forefit the fight
that ive brought myself into, ant out of again
the one i started, just the other night
but maybe i wont, maybe ill stay
in this gladiators pit, with a bigass lion
bob dillan im not, but maybe when im older.

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(Z) %% closing

wow, a lot more poetry that issue hmm .. snore .. alksjlakjf;lkj ae

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eeyore (gerritt baer) can be contacted via email (oceans@gate.net)
or snailmail (1189 hillsboro mile #6, hillsboro beach fl 33062).

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