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The time is forty six billion B.C. A group of cave men got
together and their head leader ooga rose and said "Oog naga soog zee
ma zan." which in term ment a forshadowing of a great hero was a
rising... then Zaga, a warrior of that trip stood and said his mate
was bearing a child. Ooga though maybe this might be the one? About
2 weeks later, Zaga's mate gave birth to a boy. Zaga showed the boy
to Ooga. Ooga looks at the kid's foot and undernieth was a symbol
of a ostrich.
It's now present day in philidelphia, a young business was
getting redy for another days work. He finished his coffee and
left his apartment. He gets in his BMW and drives. He hears a voice in
head that said ostrich. He was wondering what that meant. Now Bogan
(the young business) thought he might me hearing voices so he goes to
a shrink to have it examined, but on his way there he hears it again.
The voice was really loud this time and scared him to drive of the
road and into a ditch. The voice was that of Ooga. As he is lifted
up in a stretcher, His BMW disappears for no odd reason. Bogan recovers
in about 1 week, but he still ponders on what that ment when he heard
that voice. He desides to go to the zoo and read about the ostrich's.
he reads that they are the fastest bird that can't fly. as he reads
that.. an ostrich pokes him in the shoulder then bends down as if he
want him to ride the ostrich. So bogan gets on the ostrich and rides
in. As he is riding the ostrich he notices that the ostrich takes off
into mid air and off the planet. He is wondering how he is breathing
in mid outerspace. The ostrich is moving at a super fast rate and they
near a planet that is a gold shape. As they enter the atmosphere, they
are attacked by a flying pokadot dragon that swoops at them and misses
taking a bit. They land near a cave and in the cave were the spirits
of the acient tribe of the ostrich riders. Ooga was there but was the
only one clearly visible to bogan. The others were foggy creatures just
siting around. Ooga approaches him and asks "Do you know why I brought
you here?"
"No." Bogan replies.
"You have come of age, it's your 21st birthday right?"
"why yes, it is, but how did you know?"
Ooga doesn't respond to that question. he gives him a look.
"Let me see your foot." Ooga asks.
Bogan shows him his foot and there is that symbol of the ostrich.
"you are the choses one." Ooga tells bogan.
"chosen on? of what?"
"you are a desendent of the greatest warrior Zaga, you are to free
our souls from this cave prison. You must defeat the evil one on top of this
mountain. The trip is long and hard, but I have great faith in you."
"Wait... I am just a business man, how do I do any of this, I am not
a warrior. i don't know the first thing about fighting."
"I have faith in you. Please free our souls." Ooga says as he
dissappears.
"WAIT, WAIT, how do I find the enterence?" as bogan says that, a
door opens at the edge of the cave.
"I guess that's the enterence."
He jumps on the ostrich and rides into the enterence. as he enters
he sees what looks like a whole new world. Like a dementional portal. he
looks around then looks at himself and notices he is only in a g-String and
his suit is gone and he is now very muscular like he was a whole new person.
He stars in awe at the sight of seeing flying dragons circle around the
ceiling of this awsome cave. He hears a little rumble in the bushes.
He gets off to take a look and as he does.. The rumbling stops and
he see's a little green monster run. He rides the ostrich a little longer
then he comes across a village inside this mountain. A gorgious babe walks
toward him with lust in her eyes as if she has never seen a man before. On
her shoulder is a cute little fuzzy green creature, like the one that was
in the bushes. She wonders what his business is in this cave, and he tells
her everthing about what the old man told him and she understood. They enter
her hut to get a little rest for tommarrow. as they sleep they are disturbed
by a weird looking creature. It tried to attack the ostrich but it ran away.
The monster looked like a boar/rhinosaurous, It charged at him and he jumps
out of it's way. He looks to his left and see's a broad sword that just
appeared out of no were. He swings at the boar and it dissappears, no blood
no nothing. And it vanished.. his ostrich returns, he decides a name for
it. <--To Be Continued-->
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