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Macroez of Distruksion 03
MACR0EZ 0F DISTRUKSI0N
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**PRESIDEN T 0F THE 0RGANIZEZASI0N:**
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**AMADEUS**
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Issue n0mbar 3 ! ! !
VISE PRECEDENT!:
BLACK PLASMA!
0THER VISE PRECEDENT EHEHEHEHEHEEH
the emperer 0f flame
SEC0ND UNIT JUNIAR APRENTISE AUXILYARY VISE PRECEDENT:
baseHead
JUNIAR TREASURAR
BULLwinkle!!
this is nambar issuz 3 (three)!! that is s0 far that y0 it menas 3 isuze
0k lissenn up y0! ! ! ! i am ritting this issuez n0w but if u want t0 c0ntrib00t t0 it u
bettar d0 it n0w hehehe
we haven't g0t many applicazi0nz f0r getting y0u're .txt philez published in this!! but
u bettar c0ntib0te cuz the newslatar will n0t g0 0n if u d0 n0t but yes i said it wil n0t
g0 0n if u d0 n0t d0 it s00n.
but we have sum speshal itemz this ishue! this is the 1st 1!
the st0ry c0rnR!!!
this is a knew sedkti0n that is c0ming in al the isuez and u wil read
in it is a st0ry tha t a membare r0te himselve! This is the 1st 1 hehehe!
billy's everyday life.
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part 1 0f seven (7).
0ne day there was billy and he wanted to play baseblal real good. so he went and saw that but
so you are sayign Y not and so i'll tell u now. it was becuz he didn't know how ot make it
good. so hhe went to the best one around, georghe, and said well hey dudez wher can i learn
how t o play that game real awesome he said. the answer was join the BETS bawsball groop
namley hte PoWERFULL HITTARS oF BASEBALS. welll he said but i am afraid that i own't
know how to do it. but its easy gorge is now saying t o hime. okay then billy siad. how do i
do it. and gorge said just walk up ot a memver and ask them if yopu can join but i dont know
any members billy said yes u do i'm 1 heheh said georhg. billy yelld SLYK ! ! ! ! so /<an I
join. georg said no u loser and punches him i n the face and lafs a really terrifying evil way.
look 4 part 2 (to) coming so0n ! ! ! !
the story cornR!!!
this is a knew sedktion that is coming in al the isuez and u wil read
in it is a story tha t a membare rote himselve! This is the 1st 1 hehehe!
billy's everyday life.
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one day
oh shit man i messed up
the story cornR!!!
this is a knew sedktion that is coming in al the isuez and u wil read
in it is a story tha t a membare rote himselve! This is the 1st 1 hehehe!
billy's everyday life.
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one day
man what the fukc is going on
shit why did it do that
ok anyway staritng this isue we have a special sefl help secstion where
we tell u how to do stuff. the
first is this-----____---->>>>>>>^^^^^hhee
AMEDEIS PR0DU/<SI0N S PRESENST THE F0L0WWING:
this is H0W T0 MEET H0T BABES!!!!
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and its als0 h0w T0 MAKE THEM MAKE LUV T0 U ! ! !
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amadais r0te it he
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0/< i /<n0w that y0u are reading this cuz u n0 but u cant and li/<e
I was the same way just li/<e u r n0w. this is the wya t0 meet the
girl i0f u yur drams.
sec/<si0n 0r patr 1.000 (one point zeiro ziero zeroi)
wher the girlz r heheheh
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0/<. g0 t0 a bar. u see the girls. and u watn THEM!!!~! but d0
they want U!!!!! theat is Y u read his yes n0w hehhe. wal/< up
2 1 0f thme say 'u r h0t babe!@!!!' s0 duz sh e slap u n0 she d0s
n0t. heheheh. u g0t her n0w. hehehehe. hehehehe. heheheheh. grap
her titities. shell say 'yum yum.' at least she sh0udl if she
slapz u then say 'bitch i'm g0nna wac/< u u dum h0!' and then
slapz her 2!
but h0pefully theat w0nt' hapne. sya 'Y d0t'n we g0 2 my
playse.' and then if seh says n0 then as/< 'Y'n0t. and then but
yes if she says but wayt d0n't i n0 u say n0 but u can heheh n0 but
yeah heheh. hehehehe. hehehehehe. eheheheheh.
sec/<si0n 0r partz 1.0001 (one point zero zeiro zeero one)
what 2 d0 n0w ehhehe
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0/< s0 n0w u have her at y0u're place. s0 u bring drinx t0 u b0th.
and m8/<e it exxxtra al/<0h0l heheh!!! and when she drin/<s it n0w
is y0u're chans! u /<an get her n0w heheh.
sec/<si0n 0r patrz 1.0002 (one point ziro zeiro zroe 2)
s0 she is prb0b0ly drunker than i d0nt n0 wha t buy n0w hehehe. and
s0 u sya Y d0nt we g0 and sea what mY bedr0am is lik heheheheheh.
and sins shes drunk as shit u n0 i mean she says t0 u 0/< and then
u mkae y0u're big m0ve hehehhehehehehhehehehheheheh.
sce\<ti0n/ pabrtz 1.0003 )1 p0int zeroe zerow zieroew trhee()
in eth bedr0em and h0w tu realy get ehr ! ! ! ! ! ! !
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say t0 her u have a real rela g00d b0d baebe and hten she will
bluzsh. say b0y it is h0t in hear. and she sayz the same heehe.
then say i bet it isnt as h0t with n0 and fi i t8ke my jacket nd
cl0z 0f. and say u will be c00ler if and then but then s0 u tak u
0f her cl0ez 2!!!!
u n0 the r4east with when she has n0 cl0ez!!!s!!!!! heheshdgegshmmh
hehsehsehsehehehhekfeeheehdfsheehehghee
>>>>>>>>>>>> TIP 4 the MOnthe <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
the tip for this month is.........
............go into where the BBs says d's or on my bbs it says d (defalts.
because i know how 2 mod things good THAT"S Y!n ok now get out of it b-cause
u don't need to do nothign in there b-casue weaaare using PRO KOMM that is the
best comm program in the univierse!!! and the erly verzons R >>>D BEST<<< if u
kethc my dritf!!! ok now hit hte btton that make s u changu you're mackroez.
now change it, adn voo-aalla it workz unless u mes'd it up like an yidiot. but
1 way theat i make them good is by when u r m8king it/them u us e the crtal and
numbars that corespande wiht them so u can get them blinkign.
heres a GREEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAT (tony the tigger heheheheh) macor
its our >>>>>>>>>MAKROE<<<<<<<<< OF THE MONHT!!!!!!!!
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>>>>>>>>> leTTAR of the monTHE!! <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
Dear Amadeus:
This past year has been of the most stimulating kind, a quasi-Descartian
infusion of administrative accountabilities, with their own respectively
manipulative acquisitions, and naturally the visionary enthusiasm which are by
all means begetted during the normal course of our Wittgensteinian existence.
If this be the pium desiderium by which we are ennobled, then certainly an
abrogation shall never materialize which would end our propadeutically benign
schedules. And, just as in previous years, our big, furry eyebrows serve
their presuppositional determination to do their little ol' Anaxamanderian
duties!
Yours truly,
John Witcomb
REPLY: ok thank u john whittcomn 4 that gr8t letar!
The >>>>presidnets<<<<<< cornR
Amdeus is the prsesdint of corse.
Okay this is him. Amadeus, thats who!!!!!!!!!! Every issue has theis s
sec
section where i tlak to the readars about what us >>>HIHG<<<< randking
officars R doing and it is 4 YOUR benefit so LISSEN UP HWEHEH!!!!!! So this
is what i have tosay aobut us and it is very impertent becaus i considar
it 2 b a democrassy and u can get info, if u nowhat i mean. so here goes...
....sorry folks no precedents cornR this month. U will half to wate until
next month so just chill th fuck out u godddam nbeitch. hehehehe. hehhe
hehhe no but seriouslly
wiat oh nevarmin
nevrmind u can
can't do shit i messd up agian1111111
OOKAY THIS IS THE END OF ISEUE HTREE.
I HOP E U LIKD IT I SHOAR DID BUT WE'LL
BE BACK NEXT ISSUR WITH SOM E FUNCKY
FRESSH NEW --SEX--TIONS HEHEH SO DON'T
GO AWYA WELL BE WRITE BEACK!!!!!!!!!!!
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