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             INFORMATION ON VARIOUS M00SE ILLUMINATI SUBDIVISIONS 

 
1) THE SOUTH WINDSOR AUTODUELLISTS OF THE M00SE ILLUMINATI 

     SWAMI was formed to keep the streets clear of dangerous drunk drivers, 
idiots, Yugos, orange trucks, the guy who, suddenly and without warning, turns 
left in front of you when you have the right of way, and other things that 
could in any way interfere with the pleasure of any m00se's driving.  SWAMI 
units are not above the hijacking and looting of ice cream trucks.  The 
vehicles of individual SWAMI units are vastly different from one another, 
excluding one thing -- all are heavily armed and armored, and all are driven by 
highly proficient autoduellists. 

 
2) THE SECRET M00SE SERVICE 

     The S.M.S. was formed in 1986 by a man whose real name cannot be printed, 
for obvious reasons.  He may only be referred to as 'Chip'.  The S.M.S. was 
formed to protect m00ses from the subversive influences of various rival 
groups, especially the Ancient and Powerful Illuminati of Bavaria.  Enemy 
agents are usually tickled and forced to eat pickled herring by our torture 
expert, one Opus P. Bell.  The S.M.S. naturally uses covert means to reach the 
ends it desires, occasionally calling in SWAMI units for military-type 
operations.  All m00ses can rejoice in their new-found freedom from worry now 
that the Secret M00se Service is protecting them. 

 
3) CHAOS ENGINEERING 

MII 321  CHAOS Engineering 

     MII 321 offers a comprehensive study in CHAOS Engineering.  There are no 
technical prerequisites as such, but a comprehensive background in sarcasm, 
subordination, obfustication, and random behaviour patterns are highly 
recommended.  Students will learn various methods of non-violent actions 
designed to be counter-productive to the machinations of any sort of 
administration, large or small.  Such methods will include back talk, petition 
drives, subversive paper work (see also MII 274 Forms Substitution for Maximum 
Disruptive Effect), and malicious sign posting.  Non-lethal weaponry will be 
briefly discussed, and covered in depth in the course's continuation, MII 322. 

MII 322  Advanced CHAOS Engineering: Use of Non-Lethal Weaponry 

     MII 322 picks up where MII 321 left off, and covers extensively the use of 
such Non-Lethal Weapons such as water guns, water grenades, powder bombs, 
shaving cream, and, for extreme cases, splat-ball guns.  There is a $75 lab fee. 

 

 
        THE OFFICIAL M00SE ILLUMINATI SUGGESTIVE SOURCE MATERIALS LIST 

                            Subsection One:  Books 

Anything by Dave Barry 
Bloom County books  --by Berke Breathed 
Bruce's Loose Tooth  --by Eileen Landay 
Hitchhiker's Trilogy, the  --by Douglas Adams (all possible versions) 
Illuminatus!  --by Robert Shea and Robert Anton Wilson 
POLITICS@UCF1VM (send this command to LISTSERV@UCF1VM: SUB POLITICS Your Name) 
Superguy Digest (send this command to UMNEWS@MAINE: BBOARD SUBSCRIBE SUPERGUY) 
Various poems by Chris Phillips, in particular Ode To Stuff 

 
                     Subsection Two:  Audio-Visual Media 

Any Charlie Brown movie  --by Charles Shultz 
Any movie  --by Monty Python 
Brazil  --by Terry Gilliam 
Garden of the Gods  --by Sandstone, Wind Erosion, and Millions of Years 

 
               Subsection Three:  Role-Playing and Other Games 

Illuminati  --by Steve Jackson Games 
Toon  --by Steve Jackson Games 

 
     If you have anything to add to this Official Information File, like a new 
subdivision or new suggested something, send it to Bill Dickson at: 

                           DICKSON@HARTFORD.BITNET