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A-M00SE-ING ANECDOTES AND ILLUMINATION BY AND FOR THE PAWNS OF THE
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Issue #23| Disclaimer: The Editors will place almost anything | Apr. 24,1989
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the issue, so don't blame them for the quality or content of the submissions.
Excepting those they may have written themselves, the enclosed items do not in
any way represent the Editors' opinions. In fact, let's be real safe, and say
that as far as this newsletter is concerned, they have no opinions at all. OK?
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The Index
EDITORIALS AND LETTERS An Editorial.
EVENTS AND NEWS Various & sundry items of [dis]interest
FICTION AND POETRY
M00SCELLANEOUS NONSENSE
ASK THE ORACLE Do Twinkies have cream fillings?
MEET THE M00SES Scamp & Guardian Angel
M00SE LIST UPDATE The compleat list...
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Spriiiing is here! ah-suh-puh-ring is here! Life is skittles and life is
beer...
BL00p!
Some of you may have noticed that there haven't been any M00se Droppings for a
while (you could say the M00se is constipated). (Nia kulpo, nia granda kulpo!)
For a while, this was because there were *no* submissions. This is, of course,
understandable, since many of us have papers to write and can't afford to bl00p
around.
NOW, however, there are submissions. (Of course, this issue could have gotten
out a few days earlier, but this time it was *our* fault; Goblin decided to
join a Twinkie-farming commune while I was away in Florida training at the
SWAMI-swamp.)
The next issue *will* be out no later than the twelfth of May. Submission
deadline for the next issue is Thursday, May 11. (As long as we receive it by
Friday morning, it'll be in the issue, which will be sent out in the late
afternoon.)
One article is missing from this issue: we assigned a M00se to cover a rumored
conspiracy concerning blue-haired grandmothers, but he hasn't reported back.
If we have received no word from him by next Thursday, you'll have to remove
him from your lists.
Ni deziras al vi bonan tagon! (Bl00p 'til you dr00p!)
Submissions: WITHALL@CTSTATEU.BITNET (Goblin)
M00se list & Back Issues : LEE_JES@CTSTATEU.BITNET (SalmonM00se)
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According to our sources, the sun was two degrees warmer last Tuesday according
to a big nosed Penguin friend in the Antartic.
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There was a Starfire sighting at Adventure V... (*Great* fun!!!!!)
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The Mega-Thr0ng-A-Th0n is to be held??? Where? When? How??
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Wanted: Donald Trump look-a-alike in Bill the cats body.
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.tekcop ruoy gnikcip si dneirf ym ,siht gnidaer er'uoy elihW
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Does anyone else out there speak M00speranto?
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Wanted: More info on M00se T-shirts..
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Wanted: Goblin seeks the Iguana Tavern, where (when) is it now? (& sends
hellos to the guy with the Pen)
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Quiet fern seeks companionship of a older potted palm. Is looking for a well
war watered, mature ladyfriend to be misted with. I am a normal mild mannered
fern into peanut butter parties and mazola togas..
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Hi Gang! How's it going out there in television land? Spaceman Biff
here. I just had a few thoughts I just HAD to share with y'all.
1) If Penelope' is the classical Greek symbol for wifely
fidelity, and Calliope' is the Muse of the dance, and
Turpsycchide' the Muse of music, does that make Envelope'
the Muse of punctual postal delivery?
2) Is there any interest out there in starting a new
m00se shaped breakfast cereal? We could call it Fr00t Bl00ps.
Test market: San Francisco.
3) I am working on a new mollusk-specific hunter/killer,
but am having a little trouble with the guidance system.
The basic idea is that the fully automated unit is released into
the ocean and hunts down scallops (oooh.) and cooks them in the
shell using a small, poorly shielded microwave oven. The unit
operates by distilling combustible hydrocarbons from the
seawater itself which it then burns in a diesel engine.
Unfortunately, the magnetic-to-true North deviation is huge up
around Alaska, where the fuel is most plentiful this time of
year. (And speaking of North deviations, how about that Ollie,
huh?!) Any helpful hints would be appreciated.
4) THERE IS _NO_ RULE #6!!!!!
5) Love is like drinking from a broken water glass. It doesn't
hold what you put in it, the edges are cold, hard, and pointy,
and you risk serious lip damage if you try too hard. Ahem.
6) And now, a poem from Mr. Steve Martin:
The Pointy Birds
The pointy birds are pointy, pointy.
They anoint my head, anointy, 'nointy.
7) Well, that went so well I think I'll finish with a set of
poems concerning fishing, and the logical conclusion of fishing,
ripping off fishheads. These were written by yours truly, a Mr.
Thomas Wickham, and a Mr. Michael Graham, all manly men who
are mighty to kill fish.
TO FISH, TO FISH
THIS IS MY ONLY WISH
WHEN OUT FISHING LATE
I ALWAYS FEEL GREAT
WHEN OUT FISHING EARLY
I FEEL MANLY AND BURLY
TO CAST OUT MY LINE
IS NOTHING MORE DIVINE?
TRULY, FISHING IS MOST QUIET,
MOST PEACEFUL.
THEN OUT GOES YOUR LINE!
THIS IS THE TIME.
RIP OFF ITS HEAD
UNTIL IT SCREAMS AND IS DEAD!
I'll tell you a tale (which you'll get in the mail);
A schedule of fishing designs!
Of heads to be torn (on the Ides of March, morn)
From the fish that we snare on our lines!
We'll hook up the bait and get there no late
-er than six A.M., beating the sun.
Then cast our rigs out, enticing the trout
To a meal, and thus, our meal become!
For the quiet of dawn, when to the lake I have gone
With a cup of hot Joe by my side
Makes me again whole, a tocsin of the soul
Awaiting doomed fish from the tide.
Then later, to Bud's, for some eggs and fried spuds
And strong coffee, and lightly singed bread.
Then 205 Linn is the place we'll begin
To peel skin back, and rip off some heads.
So now comes the time for the end of my rhyme.
Preserve it so you can look back
Once again to this reference, so that, with great deference,
We can sacrifice the trout we caught at Wickhamhead rock, in full view
of the bass and sunny in the tank*, thereby striking fear into their
hearts as they watch us merrily decapitate their buddies and cousins!
Hee-hee-hee-hee-hee!!!!!!!!!
* - Mssrs. Wickham and Graham keep several locally caught fish
in a seventy gallon aquarium in their living room. Wickhamhead
rock is on of the ornaments in the tank.
Fish heads, fish heads!
Let's go hook some fish heads!
Fish heads, fish heads!
Let's rip off some!
In the fish tank
Happy laughing fish heads!
Rip off fish heads
From the Lake!
Honestly, it seems to me quite a shame not to go fishing this afternoon!
Respond soon, or be a goon.
Happy, Laughing
--T. Sticklerod Z.
(Author's note - the following poem is written as if in a dialect common
to a particular southern community; no offense is
intended, any more than if I had written it using a
midwestern dialect, a "valleygirl" dialect, etc., so
please, no ruffled feathers or hate mail. Thanx.)
Skin strains, muscle pains
Ooh ah loves dem fish heads!
Spines breaks, mah muscles aches,
Ah loves to rips dem off!
In da mawnin', by de stream!
Ooh ah loves dem fish heads!
De water be murky, dis mus' be a dream!
Ah loves to rips dem off!
Tamara mawnin', vicious early!
Ooh ah loves dem fish heads!
Eyes a bleary, hairs a squirrelly!
Ah loves to rips dem off!
Mah main man John**,by Sahmun Crick
Ooh ah loves dem fish heads!
Wants ta fish wid his mighty stick!
Ah loves to rips dem off!
At fahv foh sebben, when de sun rise!
Ooh ah loves dem fish heads!
It be legitmit to rips off fish heads!
Ah loves to rips dem off!
Seriously, at 5:47 tomorrow morning stream trout season opens. How'd ya
like to head out to Myers and work your fave trout spot?
--T. Sticklerod Z.
** - The Innkeeper
April 11, 1989
It sure ain't too early to be manly and burly
And rip off the heads of some fish
And strip flesh from their spine, so with a fine wine
Their remains make one hell of a dish.
Perhaps thou wouldst deign, barring instance of rain
To go snare a few sometime this week?
We could try in the lake, or a stream, if we take
The precautions for wading a creek.
This Saturday noon would be all none too soon
For this lad to go dangle a lure.
Any cold that we catch will be surely no match
For some trout liver oil; the cure.
I've run out of rhyme, so respond in quick time
O'er the system, or perhaps face to face.
I'm sending this fare to both Wick and "Half-There"***
To see who responds first; wins the race.
*** - Mr. Graham, whose other half of the wonder twins was lost to
marriage approximately two years ago. His reply is below.
Once again a fish poem, that is less than a tome
It would be my pleasure,
the length of to measure,
HEAD to tail of a beautiful fish.
Then rip off its head,
butter on the rest spread,
and turn into a devourable dish.
The ides would be great,
best early, not late,
lest the piscines no longer are biting.
We speak of this later,
til then, alligator,
in fishheadish thoughts be delighting.
That's all for now, cadets. Stay tuned for Batman!!!
T. Sticklerod Z.
(Spaceman Biff!!)
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SECRET AGENT M00SE
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There's a M00se that leads a life of danger.
To everyone he meets he stays a stranger with every move he
makes another chance he takes. Odds are he would live to see
tomorrow.
Secret Agent M00se Secret Agent M00se they've give you a
number and take away your name.
Beware of pretty faces that you find. A pretty face can hide
an evil mind. Be careful what you say or you'll give yourself
away. Odd are you won't live to see tomorrow.
Secrete Agent M00se Secret Agent M00se they've give you a
number and take away your name.
Secret Agent M00se Secret Agent M00se they've give you a
number and take away your name.
Swinging on the Riviara one day and then laying in a Bombay
ally next day Oh no you let the wrong word slip while kissing
persuasive lips. The odds are you won't live to see tomorrow.
Secret Agent M00se Secret Agent M00se they've give you a
number and take away your name.
Secret Agent M00se
-By D0CT0R M00SE (DRX)
and Claudette M00se.
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The following is from Indiana Joe...
My roomate found this inside a roll of toilet paper. We have no idea where
it came from or what it means, so we thought this was the perfect place to send
it. Here it is.
There is garbage out of food-water-TV-
radio-books-newspapers in America -
mental and physical cancers are made
out of living and children everyday.
1776
Why don't world governments and every state
in America do what Father Flanagan did -
build a boystown and save world children.
Easy to do if governments are not parasites.
Dictators and sick value free with their own
kind would die with *sickness-cancers and
wars* - why build them in any way.
There would not be any governments if
governments had to prove themselves
what governments allow.
Duty-honor-country and legally-
morally correct to destroy business
and government parasites
1776 - America minutement watchmen not
Washington DC Columbia parasites statues -
Valley Forge reminders not decorators
in every state in America - 1776
Big people are parasites not children
When is America going to have a
school of morals for lawyers.
Why are world governments not self
supporting Boy Scouts or better
1776
Bankruptcy signature law is a sick devil
cancer parasite business and government
and are *accessories* to crimes against every
age and create martyrs and wars.
Minimum wages governments and people -
only good working conditions needed not
parasites = work clothes-work shoes
America not sick mirrors
Living creatures have to be killed every
day = best of medicine if possible -
salf control - medicine ground floor planet
not snake pits out of living or material
B[B 1776
No money schools - no useless studies
halfday in factory - halfday in school.
Everyone gets an equal chance -
nno government parasite tax or salary.
Big people are parasites not children.
Does anyone else understand this? --Indiana Joe
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This one is from Jonathan Clemens<JSJPC1@ALASKA>..
I'm looking for some biased opinions on the Illuminati and secret societies in
general, for a research paper. Care to contribute any?
Jonathan
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Here, from Hal Eisen, is more "Ask the Oracle"...
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It's been said that the Lord has an inordinate fondness for beetles
(tens of thousands of species; about 1/3 of all species of anything
are beetles). Why is this?
The Oracle has answered your question as follows:
Beetles are among the most funky creatures known to mankind. But they are
also very well-designed. A solid beetle, take for example a June bug, is
the flying tank of the animal world - nothing below the size of a bird or
a tarantula can so much as scratch its chitin. But I wander, and begin to
leave the subject. This may be a result of not sleeping last night.
Anyway, the Questioner asked why the Lord has an inordinate fondness for
beetles. The Oracle can confirm this surprising fact. The Lord loves
beetles - He has them fried for breakfast, boiled for lunch, and sauteed
for dinner; in a pie for dessert. Questioner may then ask, if the Lord
loves his beetles so, why did He not have them rule the world? Instead
we have these ugly, pale, squishy creatures. This is a very good
question, which is only logical, because the Oracle asked it. But I am
slipping again. The answer is that humans really are beetles; we are
locked in a state of permanent hallucinations caused by sleeping too much.
Try not sleeping for a week or so, and the people around you will truly
appear to change into their natural form, that of the Giant Leprous Stag
Beetle. It's a very illuminating experience. Or, you can just put on
these special sunglasses, courtesy of the Resistance, and see that those
around you are actually GLSBs. But I begin to plagiarize. The Oracle,
being infinitely wise, knows that it is always time to go to sleep when
you begin plagiarizing.
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Are computers good or bad? (You do not have to totally agree or disagree) Why?
The Oracle has answered your question as follows:
WEll, one must first consider if computers can
truly BE. Then, we may decide if dey be good or dey be bad.
I tend to think of a computer, at least THIS computer,
as nothing more than an overgrown fancy automatic
coffee machine, which doesn't even brew coffee well, at that.
Is coffee bad? Well, that depends on it's source, the terror room
being a prime example of truly BAD coffee, while one is
hard pressed to come up with an instance of truly good coffee.
Since the computer really can't even do such a simple thing as
brew coffee, even bad coffee, one must conclude that it's
designers didn't like coffee very much, although it is reasonable
to suppose that they did indeed consume vast quantities of it.
Why this discrepancy exists is a matter of further speculation
which should perhaps be best contemplated by a system programmer
pulling an all-nighter to meet a deadline.
So, did the system's designer, under the influence of coffee,
design a system which was good?
I think not, as that most feared and dirty word, compromise
must have also exerted quite an influence, and under the twin
seductions of coffee and compromise, the designer could
only have fallen into catatonia.
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How can I determine if I'm sane or insane?
The Oracle has answered your question as follows:
Flip a coin: If it comes up a polka-dotted grue, you are insane.
If, however, it is the gold and silver herd of zebras chasing the
witch's broom, you are perfectly sane.
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On the Master Lock commercials, why do they shoot the lock when picking
it is so easy?
The Oracle has answered your question as follows:
Damn good question. Maybe they've never picked one themselves. Master
Locks are the most pickable locks ever developed; the Guinness Stout Book
of Irreproducible Records record that Peter ap Llacanwych holds the world
record for Master Lock picking, 3,423 consecutively in just over six
hours, with his teeth. (The Welsh are, however, very dextrous with their
teeth.) Maybe they figure that the lock is so old and incompetent that it
deserves a quick death.
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If nobody said something to somebody, would they be as mad as if
another person had said something to somebody else?
The Oracle has answered your question as follows:
I hope you have studied logic to some degree or other, as to properly
answer this question, we must delve into monadic predicate logic. I
will begin with the premise that our society consists of all sorts of
people, including those emotionally incapable of anger and those who
become enraged at the slightest provocation. From this, we know that
there exists an x, such that x is a person (Px) and x becomes enraged
at the slightest provocation. That is, somebody becomes enraged at
the slightest provocation. Call this particular instance of x, c.
Thus, we know:
Pc ^ Ec (I forgot to include that Ex means x becomes enraged at the
slightest provocation.)
where c=somebody
By similar reasoning, there exists another arbitrary x (call it d)
such that x is a person and x is emotionally incapable of anger (Ix).
Thus:
Pd ^ Id
This allows us to say with confidence that somebody (c) would become
far more angry than somebody else (d) regardless of the situation. Of
course, each one is equally mad, as neither one has what we would call
a stable mind-set. That, however, is more the realm of the psychologist
than the logician. How fortunate that the Oracle is all things.
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Is selling class notes illegal and/or unethical?
($2.50 cheap call 555-5742)
The Oracle has answered your question as follows:
Does it matter? Neither consideration affects much
of the activities going on at Hopkins . . .
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Where can I get a full transcript of V.P. Bush's convention speech?
Seriously.
The Oracle has answered your question as follows:
If you just want the useful and interesting information, "cat /dev/null"
will do.
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What is the best use for:
1 kg horsehair
3 gallons of rice pudding
and two hundred yards of library debit cards, laid end to end?
The Oracle has answered your question as follows:
To compute the value of pi. Use the debit cards to mark out a 25 by
25 yard square, and inside the square a 25 yard radius quarter-circle.
Now mix the horsehair with the glop, mold into a ball, and let dry.
The repeatedly throw the ball to a random spot inside the 25 yard
square. After several hundred iterations, the value of pi will be
four times the ratio of the number of times the ball fell inside the
quarter circle to the total number of times the ball was thrown.
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how come when ever anyone besides me does something on the computer, it works,
but when i do the EXACT same thing, it doesn't?
The Oracle has answered your question as follows:
The computers today are smart. They have artificial intelligence and
are making you a experimental subject for their research in cognitive
science and human reasoning. You will soon find out that they have been
running you and you are inferior to them. The will send a full analysis
of your mental capabalities (if any) and your psychological behavior.
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What does "eyes only" mean? Do people often use their teeth to read?
The Oracle has answered your question as follows:
You laugh. However, scientific studies have shown that the rats in the
deepest nether parts of the Milton S. Eisenhower Library are among the
most knowledgeable rats in the world. Also, that the books in the deepest
nether parts of the Milton S. Eisenhower are among the most rat-gnawed
books in the world. Therefore, the conclusion is obvious: rats read with
their teeth. With only a few exceptions, curiously enough including most
of the people who run the world, humans are more talented than rats.
Therefor[Be, humans should also be able to read with their teeth. The
Oracle therefore suggests that the Questioner take it upon himself to
test this theory by stuffing the Encyclopedia Britannica down his throat.
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If all roads lead to Rome, how the hell do you get out of the city?
The Oracle has answered your question as follows:
Rome is, of course, world renowned for one of its greatest
contributions to history (and civil engineering): its roads.
However, this is not its only great invention/improvement. Certain
other roman practices, such as the orgy, still have fame and followers
in this day and age. This knowledge that the Romans had almost
comes close to impressing The Oracle.
The Romans, in their finite, but still rather powerful logic, foresaw
the problem that you have queried and made another great contribution
to history (and civil engineering): the sewer system. That's right.
In its final death throes Rome had the brilliant idea that anyone who
wanted to leave the Roman empire not only had to beat all of the
Roman Legions, they also had to clamber through the dank, smelly, grue
infested Roman sewers. This idea not only survives, albeit modifidied,
in the modern world, but prospers and is the subject of certain D movies:
C.H.U.D., Alligator, etc.
Truly, the Romans were quite devious.
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"The worms crawl in and the worms crawl out,
The ones that crawl in are weak and thin,
The ones that crawl out are fat and stout,
Your eyes fall in and your teeth fall out,
Your brains come tumbling down your snout,
Be merry, my friends, be merry. Uurrgghh."
So who wrote this originally?
The Oracle has answered your question as follows:
The true original author of this was George Bush, talking to Ronald
Reagan. The little lecture on what really happens when you die fell
short of the desired effect, as Reagan did not appear to know what
a "brain" was. This was possibly from the results of introspection.
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THE REVISED M00SE ILLUMINATI SHORT-FORM ID FILE
<Since we've received a few ID's which have been rather voluminous, we've
decided to send this out again (with an addition made by Pickle). If you
want your ID printed in one of the following issues of M00se Droppings,
please fill this form out and send it to WITHALL@CTSTATEU. To those of
you who *have* filled one out and sent it to us: we're kind of out of space
in this issue, so we'll print yours starting with Issue number 22.>
The short form..
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The Official M00se Illuminati Identification Form
Chapter Name: ____________________________________________________
Nickname(s): ____________________________________________________
Life Form: ____________________________________________________
Sex: Male ___ Female ___ Hermaphrodite ___ Other ___
Net Address: ________@________ Purity Quotient: _______%
Description: ____________________________________________________
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Favourite Saying: ____________________________________________________
Other Stuff: ____________________________________________________
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This week we are proud to introduce the ID's of Scamp and Guardian Angel..
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The Official M00se Illuminati Identification Form
Chapter Name: Becki Tants
Nickname(s): Scamp, Becki, Hey Wench!, Roo
Life Form: Tavern Wench, Flirt
Sex: Male ___ Female XXX Hermaphrodite ___ Other ___
Net Address: RETANTS@SUNRISE Purity Quotient: ~_58.0%
Description: Extremely Sexy (I can provide references ;-) Buxom
Wench of the best sort...open mouthed (in several
ways) Saucy, Big brown eyes that speak volumes,
and shoulder length brownish, reddish blond hair.
Favourite Saying: Love the one you're with, especially if he has longer
hair then you do.
Other Stuff: Makes money working miracles for General Electric
so that she can afford her rather expensive lifestyle,
can hold her mead well, LOVES TO FLIRT, plays role
playing games, listens to lots of music, but loves
heavy metal the best (see note about mens hair length)
and loves to drive (usually like a maniac, or so i'm told).
CHOCOHOLIC is an understatement, and is one of the 3
founding members of "The Girls from Syracuse". Can take
a reasonable amount of credit for Lynx's dirty mind.
By the way, I guess this might be called an OFFICIAL Scamp Sighting.
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From Guardian Angel.. O:-)
Chapter Name: Kevin Pelletier
Nickname: Nick. Nick Name.
Life Form: Androseptarian. A small class of four legged winged creatures
inhabiting most of the known Andromeda galaxy around 132nd
street.
Sex: ONLY with goblins...
Net Address: For fiscal year 1988, 1.2 million. Or Kevin@Loyvax
Purity Quotient: .00000000000000000000000000000000005% (My left toenail only.)
Description: 5 feet 14 inches, sandy blond hair, partially due to a lack
of washing since my last trip to the ocean. Blue eyes, Irish
Throughout. Piano Player, influenced by George Winston, Kitaro,
and, of course, the deeply mellow Androseptarian chants of the
Four Year Mating Season. (What a time that is!)
Favorite Saying: Grrxxflipstomyr Trruilic. A beautiful Androseptarian saying
meaning (roughly) in english, "Stop that cat, the car has fallen
from the sky on my toe."
Favorite Cartoonist: Gary Larson or Berke Brethead.
Favorite Cartoon Line: Larson's Moby Dick..."Call me Ralph-no, Call me Frank.."
Unfavorite Saying: "Not tonight, I have a large throbbing sensation in my mid
cereberal cortex." I hate when they say that...
Personality: What, you have to ask???
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This week, for all those of you who have lost, deleted, folded, bended,
spindled, or mutilated your old copy of the M00se List: A fresh new one!
Notes about the New List: Wolverine is now known as Lord Trelf, and both
he and Lord Sabre now have new net addresses.
TOTAL CHAPTERS: 141
THRONG/CHAPTER USERID NODE NAME
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Alaska thr0ng FSDEM2 @ ALASKA Mugwump
(5 chapters) FSJBK @ ALASKA G00se
JSJPC1 @ ALASKA Jonathan
RECS012 @ ALASKA B00gle
TSJV @ ALASKA Boogel
Binghamton thr0ng FR0130 @ BINGVMA Pig Dung
(2 chapters) FR0250 @ BINGVMA Red Rock Mud Puddle
Boston University thr0ng CLXLAUC @ BUACCA Rorshach
(3 chapters) ENLDC8C @ BUACCA Paladin
LAN @ BUCSF.BU.EDU
Larry Nathanson
Brockport thr0ng DS1437 @ BROCK1P Don Schleede
(3 chapters) KG5927 @ BROCK1P Fry-Guy
MW2440 @ BROCK1P FryM00se
Bucknell University chapter SHAFFERJ @ BKNLVMS James Shaffer
Buffalo thr0ng V054NN84 @ UBVMSA Foto/PacifistM00se
(25 chapters) V109MEN5 @ UBVMSC 0.Dm00se
V117MG7B @ UBVMSC Olu
V123P62M @ UBVMSC Lorelei
V047KFZ7 @ UBVMSD Roachm00se
V051Q576 @ UBVMSD The Rivina
V056GZPK @ UBVMSD BritM00se
V065L4KV @ UBVMSD Donald Duck
V067LUFD @ UBVMSD Riff, DeathM00se
V068GZ8E @ UBVMSD Evil
V068KY46 @ UBVMSD Ineedanickname
V068MVHU @ UBVMSD Brandy
V078QM32 @ UBVMSD F00nels
V083PBXV @ UBVMSD Sindar
V085PWPZ @ UBVMSD Valerie. :)
V096NHDQ @ UBVMSD Chris M00spaw
V097NQQG @ UBVMSD EXPL0RER 01
V098PZJD @ UBVMSD Cardinal M00se
V101PYRW @ UBVMSD Villager M00se
V110JQ34 @ UBVMSD The Reverend M00ster
V116PFFT @ UBVMSD Zem00se
V122QQVZ @ UBVMSD Sweeper M00se
V133NNUW @ UBVMSD BigBadM00se
V291NHTP @ UBVMSD WarM00se, DangerM00se
IN%"JJZ @ S.CC.PURDUE.EDU"
ChickenM00se
Canisius College chapter MI245A25 @ CANISIUS Canisius M00se
Connecticut College chapter IJDIC @ CONNCOLL Scub
Connecticut State U thr0ng CLAFFEY_JOR @ CTSTATEU Indiana Joe
(7 chapters) COLANGELO @ CTSTATEU Ken Colangelo
CRAMER @ CTSTATEU Scopus
HENNEQUI_WEM @ CTSTATEU Anonym00se
LEE_JES @ CTSTATEU SalmonM00se
PHINNEY_AVK @ CTSTATEU Phredde
WITHALL @ CTSTATEU Hobgoblin/Vegi-M00se
Cornell thr0ng CBRY @ CORNELLA Ladykate
(2 chapters) ZEMANIAN%CHEME.DECNET @ CHEME.TN.CORNELL.EDU
Spaceman Biff
CUNY Thr0ng P02QC @ CUNYVM Mike
(2 chapters) S99QC @ CUNYVM Yossi
Drew chapter MHEAD @ DREW Drewid
HABiT (H0use 0f Ap0stles DB06103 @ UAFSYSB M00se Man
0f Biggles Thr0ng) DB06103 @ UAFSYSB Ms. M00se
(4 chapters) JC06081 @ UAFSYSB Nemesis Milph
SH06078 @ UAFSYSB Dave T. Dead/R0b0p0pe
Hartford thr0ng AHRENS @ HARTFORD Wrangle
(7 chapters) AROTH @ HARTFORD Rocket
BEAUBIEN @ HARTFORD Sindex
DICKSON @ HARTFORD Pickle/MOON ROACH!
ROSSI @ HARTFORD The Chairman
SZIMMERM @ HARTFORD Greymalkin
WEIMAN @ HARTFORD Rhiannon/Sushi
Haverford thr0ng K_KRAVITZ @ HVRFORD Q.
(2 chapters) S_BLINN @ HVRFORD Sean Blinn
Johns Hopkins U Chapter INS_AHJE @ JHUVMS Spocko
Lansing, NY thr0ng B45J @ CORNELLA Sabre
(4 chapters) B45J @ CRNLVAX5 Half-Elf
B45J @ CRNLVAX5 The Innkeeper
TQMY @ CRNLVAX5 Lord Trelf
Loyola thr0ng FRANK @ LOYVAX Spank
(9 chapters) GAIL @ LOYVAX Sybil
KEVIN @ LOYVAX
Mr. Sparebuttonssuppliedwithhisshirt
MARKUS @ LOYVAX Markus
MARY_BETH @ LOYVAX Cinderella
PAMELA @ LOYVAX Mommydammit
STASA @ LOYVAX Phoenix
TERESA @ LOYVAX Teresa
VANIDOR @ LOYVAX Vanidor
Maine chapter IO80222 @ MAINE Rainmaker
North Dakota State U. chapter UD140680 @ NDSUVM1 The Anachronist
Northeastern U. chapter ACM_MDB @ NUHUB The_Sage
Nova Scotia chapter 01GORF @ DALAC Terry Grignon
0ber0n Trading Thr0ng ST5616 @ SIUCVMB QuantumCat
(2 chapters) ST6344 @ SIUCVMB Black_D0G the pirate
Old Dominion University thr0ng LBS100S @ ODUVM (nick unknown)
(3 chapters) MRH100C @ ODUVM Frizbog Gordnik
SAB100C @ ODUVM Sandi Bedford
Penn State thr0ng JLA @ HOGBBS.FIDONET.ORG
(3 chapters) James L. Anderson
MSP @ PSUECL Mark S. Pfaff
WCF @ PSUECL Bill Fenner
Portland thr0ng IP60591 @ PORTLAND Centauri
(4 chapters) IP75004 @ PORTLAND Blazer
IP85014 @ PORTLAND qwerty
IP85033 @ PORTLAND Mitsya the Red M00se
Pratt Institute chapter TPIERCE @ PRATT Fnordius Flavius
Purdue thr0ng PATWHITE @ PURCCVM Patrick White
(2 chapters) XD2W @ PURCCVM FoxM00se
Siberacuse thr0ng CRUSSELL @ SUNRISE GypsyLynx
(8 chapters) DPFLINT @ SUNRISE Sandman
JBANKERT @ SUNRISE CHAOS Engineer
RABEELER @ SUNRISE Beez
RETANTS @ SUNRISE Scamp
VASISON @ SUNRISE Vince Sison
LIBISU2 @ SUVM Guardian Angel
LIBLJR @ SUVM Niniane
Stony Brook thr0ng FNORD @ SBCCVM Fnord
(4 chapters) JROSENSH @ SBCCVM Joanne Rosenshein
RRKHAN @ SBCCVM Romel
WALL @ SBCCVM Wall
Sweden chapter ICE @ SEQZ51 Ice
Towson State U. chapter S76NING @ TOWSONVX Repression
Trinity thr0ng CWELLER @ TRINCC Din0m00se
(4 chapters) FANTASYG @ TRINCC Trinity Fantasy Guild
OPER3 @ TRINCC Razz
REWING @ TRINCC Slick Rick
U California Riverside chapter WATKINS @ UCRVMS Kevin
UConn chapter WALLFESH @ UCONNVM Sande
University of Missouri chapter C482529 @ UMCVMB Count_Zero
U of New Hampshire chapter J_BUTMAN @ UNHH Oliver
U Regina chapter BLACKWEL @ UREGINA1 Ron
U of Vermont chapter DZUCKER @ UVMVM dzucker
Villanova thr0ng 054649739 @ VUVAXCOM Squish
(6 chapters) 188622462 @ VUVAXCOM Kamikaze
580074787 @ VUVAXCOM Fiben
59401463 @ VUVAXCOM Starscream
SWORD05 @ VUVAXCOM Ford Prefect
WATER @ VUVAXCOM The Doctor
Washington State U. thr0ng 24945863 @ WSUVM1 Bard
(3 chapters) 23480853 @ WSUVM1 Ishtar
90289872 @ WSUVM1 Cthulhu
Wesleyan thr0ng AG @ WESLEYAN Damsel
(8 chapters) EAUBRY @ WESLEYAN ED
JBLUESTEIN @ WESLEYAN WabeWalker
JVINCENT @ WESLEYAN Lord Rassilon
JDOTY @ WESLEYAN The Keeper
LBURKA @ WESLEYAN The Heresiarch
LGREENSTEIN @ WESLEYAN Pope Atheist I
LMARR @ WESLEYAN His Serene Randomness
Xavier chapter BRUGGMNJ @ XAVIER the WILD ONE!!!
?? chapter OZER%ARKLE.DECNET
@ CHEME.TN.CORNELL.EDU
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