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Û²²²²²²²²²Û Liquid By James Hetfield Û²²²²²²²²²Û
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Yeah, I bet you really thought I was finished when I
was in the jaws of that wolf, didn't you? Actually, probably
not, because if I wasn't I wouldn't be alive to tell you this
story, now would I? And by the way it is written, you know
it's not divinly inspired, so I must still be alive to write
it. Now how bunny rabbits type out stories is a whole other
story, which I might tell you some other time.
There I was, about to be lunch, when suddenly this
human runs up and kicks the wolf! The wolf goes running away
into the forest, whining the entire way! I had never had a
human HELP me before, so this was quite an inspiring act...
they mught actually do good in this world after all!
Well, this human was a female, just springing into her
womanhood at the age of 21. The other humans called her
Nicole, but I just thought of her as my human friend, because
I always thought the way that humans identify themselves is
stupid anyways... it never tells you about them at all.
At this point I was bleeding quite a bit at the areas
the jaws of the wolf was holding me. My Human Friend took me
into her house and put some stuff on the wounds that REALLY
hurt, but they healed faster and didn't get all disgusting
like wounds tend to do. Then she put me into one of her human
rooms and started talking into some platic thing... and then
she yelled a lot and then cried! I don't know what was wrong
with her, the plastic thing seemed to be talking back to her,
but apparently not giving her the answers she wanted to hear.
Finally, she put the plastic thing down, and after a few
minutes of weeping, she looked at me.
"You know, sometimes I wish I was like you.. you don't
have the kind of problems we do..." she sighed.
Yeah, humans are crazy. They think they have it SO
hard off... but THEY don't have to fight for their survival
every day... THEY don't have to worry about the powers of
nature attacking them, they have conquered it. They just like
to bitch a lot, I guess.
So anyways, after she said this she tossed me back
outside, and closed the door behind her. I guess she didn't
want too much to do with me. Well, I'm happy about that, I
guess. Humans are more of a pain then they're worth.
So That's my story. lately I've been thinking about
writing myself a book or something, you know, about me. What
do you think? would it sell? Would people at least read it?
maybe then you humans would understand *MY* problems. I'll
talk about all the hardships *I* go through in my life... So,
watch for my book. Out in your favorite bookstores soon... oh
yeah! I almost forgot to tell you! My story about the
bookkeeper!
Ok, well, a few weeks after My Human Friend helped me
out, I was hopping around the good ol' berbs of Chicago when I
came upon this big building... it was right near the lake.. I
don't remember what the humans called it, Krocks and
Britannias or something, but there were a LOT of books in this
place. Me being the Enthusiastic learner I am hopped in to
look around. I played around on the big moving stairs and
stuff for a while, and then noticed some humans playing around
on them too! All these people did were go up and down and up
and down and over and over! I didn't know humans played with
their own inventions... I found them all very silly, to tell
you the truth. But I'll leave the story about THEM for
another time...
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