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A-M00SE-ING ANECDOTES AND ILLUMINATION BY AND FOR THE PAWNS OF THE
M00SE ILLUMINATI
Issue #22| Disclaimer: The Editors will place almost anything | Mar. 2, 1988
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the issue, so don't blame them for the quality or content of the submissions.
Excepting those they may have written themselves, the enclosed items do not in
any way represent the Editors' opinions. In fact, let's be real safe, and say
that as far as this newsletter is concerned, they have no opinions at all. OK?
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The Index
EDITORIALS AND LETTERS An Editorial.
EVENTS AND NEWS Various & sundry items of [dis]interest
FICTION AND POETRY Romance, Quantum Cat's ID, The Lemon
M00SCELLANEOUS NONSENSE Love is Hell
ASK THE ORACLE More Answers to Life, the Universe, & Spam
MEET THE M00SES Alacrity, SalmonM00se
M00SE LIST UPDATE The complete list...
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**************************** EDITORIALS AND LETTERS ****************************
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"Nice computers don't go down!"
Greetings All & Bl00p to Ya!
Well another (how many?) rotations of the Earth, and M00se Droppings
did not get out as planned. :( The reason for this, to be honest, is lack
of submissions. We need lots of submissions to have this on-going madness
continue... So please, send send SEND submissions...(droool, wimper, beg..)
Enough of that. Our very first issue came out and we were quite pleased
with it. We hope you were all as pleased. :*) We included page headers for
those who like to print MD out, but due to incompatibilities amongst host
machines, this didn't work out as planned. Oh well... we tried.
About the Mega-Thr0ng-A-Th0n, we still would like input: suggestions,
scribblings, mad ravings, whatever... The idea still sounds like a good
one to us (Pickle, SalmonM00se and Goblin). We will try and help things along
by making suggestions or guest appearances (hint hint...*grin*).
We've still included an index, but without page numbers it'll be a little
harder to find things. (Hmmm, we could always do it by line number...) 8)
Goblin & SalmonM00se
Just A short note: Please, PLEASE include your name/nick with Submissions.
We WANT to give you credit for yer submissions!
Goblin
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******************************* EVENTS AND NEWS ********************************
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According to our sources, *nothing* officially happened recently. The well-
known (or not-so-well-known) publication, _The_National_Enquirer_, is really
subsidized by Reaganomics.
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According to the #@%^! woodchuck, the USA will be having a longer winter than
Canada... (A Bavarian plot?)
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Anyone owning a Macintosh: Have you seen the "Talking M00se" Desk Accessory?
It is VERY am00sing. If you're inactive for a specified time, the M00se
will pop up and say something irreverent to you. It is also possible to
add phrases (such as Bl00p) to its vocabulary. For info, ask LEE_JES@CTSTATEU.
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According to our sources, the Mega-Thr0ng-A-Thon will occur at the next
planetary conjunction. M00ses wishing otherwise should elect a MTaT
co-ordinator in their area. The co-ordinators will then be able to discuss
the MT-a-T with each other. Other suggestions are welcome as well.
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***************************** FICTION AND POETRY *******************************
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Spaceman Biff ....
Yo, hey, hey!
Thanks for all the help rendered on the subject of mollusks and,
in particular, scallops (oooh). I now feel much more secure in accepting
them as valid critters in their own right, but I'm not sure I'd want one
to marry my daughter. If I had a daughter, that is. Anyway, that's not
what I'm writing about tonight. I'd like to address a matter closer to
the heart of much of the human population.
Several years ago a friend of mine and I were discussing what it
is that causes some men to be attracted to certain women, while others
were not, and we worked out some of the mechanics thereof. While the
treatment may seem involved, there are actually several easily
understood fundamentals that m00ses might find of interest.
Basically, despite outward appearances, men are discrete when it
comes to romantic attractions. It is only on the macroscopic level that
they appear indiscrete.
To treat the problem correctly, it is instructive to consider each
man an operator. Then it follows that each of these operators has a set of
women, his eigenwomen, if you will, upon which the operator operates, returning
the same woman, times a constant. Note that men must be hermitian, as these
constants are never complex.
Then, it may be said that every woman to which this operator is
attracted may be represented as a linear combination of his eigenwomen.
"Smoothness" is that quality of having a basis set of eigenwomen that
spans all possible women (the dimension of which set may possibly be
infinite), or to put it more succinctly, such a man is a "smooth
operator." That some peanut butter appeals to all humans serves as an
example; everyone likes smooth peanut butter, but only some people like
chunky. (What are those chunks made out of, anyway?)
Other quantized values, for example, charm, beauty, and
strangeness, have but minor importance, but then, we all have our little
quarks.
I hope that I have shed some light on a topic which causes no
end of confusion to the human populace. I recognize that I will most
probably get a good deal of heat for having couched this entirely from a
makAle standpoint, and in my own defense I should like to say that an
analogous system exists for women and their respective, if not
respectable, eigenmen. However, despite concerted efforts to discover
the nature thereof, I have failed to discern the logic of this
sister system. Perhaps other m00ses might take up here, where I
must leave off.
Fondly,
--Spaceman Biff!!!!!!!!
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Here's the latest from QuantumCat the Quintessential (Bl00p!) :
(We liked the ID so much we decided to print it all..)
------====== Quantum Cat ID V2.0.1 ======------
<ST5616@SIUCVMB>
Of candle, book, the bell that rings,
Of time and tide and other things
The Teacher and Creator sings
In darkest night of Earth's new age
Call Him forth to show the way
Through woods where traps the shadows lay
And lead us safely into day
And through the gate to Earth's new age...
I'm a cat of many names
Quantum, Quoter and others
The cheshire dares to call me mad
Of course he knows his brothers...
Give me but a moment
... yes, one or two, should do
Shall I tell the secret of my trade?
... you really want me to?
Maybe but a little hint---
Acrostics CAN be fun
Can YOU appreciate the joke?
How could anyone?
Music is a wond'rous thing, J.S.Bach to some is God
and I could quite agree
But Gil and Sully take their fling, Mock the first, forget the last...
whatever's left is me
/\ /\
\ \/ / Now take the cross of Andrew
\ / It's the cross of Patrick too
/ \ Add a Thompson to the list
/ /\ \ And there you have me too!
\/ \/
Saluki they call my school's mascot
In all the world, this place I chose
Under the rule of Illinose...
Can Avon Ride Beside Orac? No? Did Abraham Leave Eliza?
I'LL Inspire No Ominous Irish Song
But... APT to some IS This
Still.... The Urgency Does Entail No Time
Consider.. Every New Tenement Entered Remembers
What happened on the Nile.. 0 +
Where Livingston would be found -
Who months had been a-seeking -
When Stanley came around? R -
How did they finally meet? M +
Why did I even write it? -
Should this verse be fed to the sharks? +
'tis not clever, but I'll not spite it. 7 +
Ah, poetry gives the mind repose
or feeds the flames of base desire
Makes us fear the lovely rose
and love the fearful raging fire
Yes, poetry will be forever
Though poets all must pass away
Yet once the pageant of life has ended
The poems remain and recall today
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(Submitted by R0b0p0pe ??)
The Lemon. A soliloquy delivered in the produce section
O Lemon!
You round
(well maybe not round but kinda funny-shaped)
thing
tell me in your simplicity
about life.
O Lemon!
Surely you know about life
about love
about happiness
You sit on the astroturf stuff in the fruit bin
and look wise.
O Lemon!
Surely if I pick you up
and hold you
I can feel wisdom in your funny bumps
and if I hold you
under my nose
I can smell your knowledge
or if I hold you
next to my ear
I can hear the sounds
of the fruit grove
that was once your home.
O Lemon!
Why do you not answer me?
Well.
Perhaps if I taste you
I can gather your understanding through absorption.
O Lemon!
(burp)
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*************************** M00SCELLANEOUS NONSENSE ****************************
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This Submission is from Pickle :)
Excerpts from Matt Groening's book _Love_Is_Hell_. The book is a collection of
his cartoons, called "Life In Hell". Highly recommended, especially if you can
get the boxed set, "Box Full Of Hell".
WHAT THE GREAT PHILOSOPHERS HAVE SAID VIS-A-VIS LOVE
"Love is a slippery eel that bites like hell." -- Bertrand Russell
"Love is a perky elf dancing a merry jig and then suddenly he turns on you with
a miniature machine-gun." -- Kierkegaard
"Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips and
pins you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come." -- Nietzsche
Watch out for these early warning signs of love:
1) Bouncy step
2) Goo-goo eyes
3) Babbling
4) Bored friends
Avoid sharing affection with people wearing desperate t-shirts.
"Will you be my friend?"
Forbidden conversation topics in bed:
1) Local elections
2) Septic tanks
3) Chores
4) Your partner's shortcomings ("Did anyone ever tell you you grunt
amusingly when you make love?")
When getting undressed with a new friend for the first time, do not try to
break the tension by gesticulating wildly and making comical throat noises.
"Geeba geeba geeba."
Warning signs your lover is getting bored:
1) Passionless kisses
2) Frequent sighing
3) Moved; left no forwarding address
Advantages of heartbreak:
1) More room in bed
2) Time slows to a crawl
3) Opportunity to get in touch with your weeping
When in doubt about how to proceed in love, heed the advice of your closest
friends.
"Don't let yer meatloaf!"
Be considerate. After mesmerizing your friends for hours with details of your
love miseries, be sure to feign interest when they start babbling about their
insignificant problems.
"So I go, 'Oh yeah?' and she goes 'Yeah!!' So I go--"
If you're going to argue with your partner at a restaurant, make it a cheap
one, because you won't be tasting your food anyhow.
"How's your duck l'orange, stupid?"
"Shut up and eat yer truffles."
Do not make jocular marriage proposals if you don't want to get clobbered.
"Will you mar--"
"Oh, yes!"
"--inate this steak for me?"
When hanging up angrily on a lover, watch those fingers!
"Go to hell!!" SLAM! "OW!!!"
Do not write and publish any books while in the midst of complete and utter
heartbreak.
_They're_ALL_Sons_Of_Bitches_ (vol. I)
Do not take love advice from cynical, embittered, sarcastic cartoon strips.
"Do you take this man to be your lawful wedded husband?"
"Him?"
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Here, from Hal Eisen, is more "Ask the Oracle"...
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What does the Oracle do after it gets off from work?
The Oracle has answered your question as follows:
What any other good oracle does...chill out...have a beer or 3...
play games....watch tv...see his gal... ;-)
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If deer are camouflaged by being brown, why aren't cows camouflaged by
being green?
The Oracle has answered your question as follows:
It is obvious that the cows' camouflage has worked exceedingly well.
In fact, it has worked so well that nobody has ever seen a green cow
around, as they are too well hidden. By comparison, the brown
with white splotches which deer refer to as their 'camouflage' is nothing.
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Hey Oracle - -
What do signs that say "Proper Identification Required" mean?
Is there such thing as "Improper Identification?"
The Oracle has answered your question as follows:
Such signs mean different things in different countries:
In Britain: You will be escorted out of the area if found within.
In the U.S: You will be escorted out in handcuffs.
In Germany: You will be put in jail for a month.
In Italy: You will be put in jail for a year.
In Russia: You will be sent to Siberia for five years.
In Turkey: You will be shot by a guard.
In Bulgaria: You will be tortured on the spot for five days, then
shot in the head at close range.
Improper identification is such an item as a driver's license, say, when
a Cosmic Top Security Nato Clearance Pass is required.
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How did humankind ever get along without computers?
The Oracle has answered your question as follows:
This is a very brilliant question, on the scale of questions to the
Oracle. The answer is: paper. There was a strange and arcane art, now
lost to mankind, but once known as "writing," which allowed humans to
record data and even perform simple calculations on a sheet of "paper."
Paper was a very thin, white substance, the art of whose making has also
been lost to mankind, but which was created, by a secret but subsidized
process, from old-growth rainforest from the Tongass National Park.
Perhaps the reason this substance fell into disuse was that there is now
no plant life taller than six feet existing on Earth today. Paper was,
of course, in the Oracle's unbiased opinion, a far worse medium than
silicon, but was far superior for wiping the rear end.
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Are there really people who just won't ever be rational?
The Oracle has answered your question as follows:
yes...in fact, you can count them.
there are exactly pi of them.
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Explain the American electoral process, using only vocabulary and phrasing
which the average American would understand.
The Oracle has answered your question as follows:
screw the middle class...
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What would the world be like if 12 wasn't a prime number?
The Oracle has answered your question as follows:
The world would be vastly changed for the worse. Individual countries
would be in about the same place, but many things would be changed:
- There would be a new nation, about where the junction between
Spain, Italy, and Germany is now, called "France". It would
be populated by the most obnoxious people in history.
- The country "Russia" would be governed by a weird and bizarre system
known as "Communism". Despite having failed economically for 60
years, their leaders would be trying to spread "Communism", most
often by invading their neighbors.
- There would be many so called "religions", spread about the world.
They would involve the idea that, rather than being dead for good,
a person goes someplace after death. Why anyone would think that
is a mystery to the Oracle.
- The almost unknown (in the present world) bug called the "mosquito"
would have an appendage solely for the drinking of blood from animals
while still living. It would spread horrible diseases by this
method.
These are just a few examples. No one would want to live in a world
where 12 was not prime; in fact, there would be many suicides.
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How long can you tread water?
The Oracle has answered your question as follows:
WEll, let me put it this way.
say an evil scientist captured me and brought me to his
evil laboratory and strapped me into an
evil machine that went
WHIRRRRRR
and
BUZZZZZZZZ
and whose sole evil purpose was to evilly create and
an exact copy of myself whose very essence and being
down to the last atom was identical to me in every way.
I would be able to tread water as long as he could.
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****************************** MEET THE M00SES *********************************
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THE REVISED M00SE ILLUMINATI SHORT-FORM ID FILE
<Since we've received a few ID's which have been rather voluminous, we've
decided to send this out again (with an addition made by Pickle). If you
want your ID printed in one of the following issues of M00se Droppings,
please fill this form out and send it to WITHALL@CTSTATEU. To those of
you who *have* filled one out and sent it to us: we're kind of out of space
in this issue, so we'll print yours starting with Issue number 22.>
The short form..
FNORDFNORDFNORDFNORDFNORDFNORDFNORDFNORDFNORDFNORDFNORDFNORDFNORDFNORDFNORDFNORD
The Official M00se Illuminati Identification Form
Chapter Name: ____________________________________________________
Nickname(s): ____________________________________________________
Life Form: ____________________________________________________
Sex: Male ___ Female ___ Hermaphrodite ___ Other ___
Net Address: ________@________ Purity Quotient: _______%
Description: ____________________________________________________
____________________________________________________
____________________________________________________
Favourite Saying: ____________________________________________________
Other Stuff: ____________________________________________________
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Here in Our latest meet the m00ses is Alacrity's ID...
The Official M00se Illuminati Identification Form
Chapter Name: John P. Bankert_____________________________________
Nickname(s): CHAOS Engineer, Alacrity, Expletive Deleted_________
Life Form: Intelligent potted palm_____________________________
Sex: Male ___ Female ___ Hermaphrodite ___ Other XXX
Net Address: jbankert@sunrise_
Description: about 5.5 feet tall, kinda tree trunkish except for_
these leaves on top_________________________________
Favourite Saying: If it works, fix it, if it doesn't, don't___________
Other Stuff: I enjoy being watered about once a week and am______
seeking an attractive fern for a meaningful_________
relationship with possible long term commitment_____
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Since Goblin thought my original introduction to this part wasn't right,
here's her introduction:
The ID file of one of the well.. well lamebrained editors of this here magazine:
The Official M00se Illuminati Identification Form
Chapter Name: Jeff Lee
Nickname(s): Godfrey de Shipbrook, SalmonM00se, Nodefinger
Life Form: Random, though usually humanoid
Sex: Male XXX Female Hermaphrodite Other
Net Address: LEE_JES @CTSTATEU Purity Quotient: 48.8%
Description: Usually about 5'8", blond, hazel eyes (3), 120#.
Usually wears black.
Favourite Saying: Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are
subtle and will piss on your computer.
Other Stuff: Heavily involved in the SCA, computers, music. Also
involved in art (drawing), writing, and other stuff...
SCA activities: Fighting, fencing, archery, heraldry,
mead brewing, calligraphy/illumination, crossbow,
music (singer/lutenist), armouring (mostly chainmail),
garbmaking, cooking...
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*************** AND, OF COURSE, THE UBIQUITOUS M00SE LIST UPDATE ***************
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This week, for all those of you who have lost, deleted, folded, bended,
spindled, or mutilated your old copy of the M00se List: A fresh new one!
Notes about the New List: Wolverine is now known as Lord Trelf, and both
he and Lord Sabre now have new net addresses.
TOTAL CHAPTERS: 132
THRONG/CHAPTER USERID NODE NAME
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Alaska thr0ng FSDEM2 @ ALASKA Mugwump
FSJBK @ ALASKA G00se
JSJPC1 @ ALASKA Jonathan
RECS012 @ ALASKA Josh VanDyke
Binghamton thr0ng FR0130 @ BINGVMA Pig Dung
FR0250 @ BINGVMA Red Rock Mud Puddle
Boston University thr0ng CLXLAUC @ BUACCA Rorshach
ENLDC8C @ BUACCA Paladin
LAN @ BUCSF.BU.EDU
Larry Nathanson
Brockport thr0ng DS1437 @ BROCK1P Don Schleede
ERIK @ BROCK1P E-Rock
MW2440 @ BROCK1P Mark Weiland
Bucknell University chapter SHAFFERJ @ BKNLVMS James Shaffer
Buffalo thr0ng V054NN84 @ UBVMSA Foto/PacifistM00se
V123P62M @ UBVMSC Lorelei
V047KFZ7 @ UBVMSD Roachm00se
V056GZPK @ UBVMSD BritM00se
V065L4KV @ UBVMSD Donald Duck
V067LUFD @ UBVMSD Riff, DeathM00se
V068GZ8E @ UBVMSD Evil
V068KY46 @ UBVMSD Ineedanickname
V068MVHU @ UBVMSD Brandy
V078QM32 @ UBVMSD F00nels
V083PBXV @ UBVMSD Sindar
V085PWPZ @ UBVMSD Valerie. :)
V096NHDQ @ UBVMSD Chris M00spaw
V097NQQG @ UBVMSD EXPL0RER 01
V098PZJD @ UBVMSD Cardinal M00se
V101PYRW @ UBVMSD Villager M00se
V110JQ34 @ UBVMSD The Reverend M00ster
V122QQVZ @ UBVMSD Sweeper M00se
V133NNUW @ UBVMSD BigBadM00se
V291NHTP @ UBVMSD WarM00se, DangerM00se
IN%"JJZ @ S.CC.PURDUE.EDU"
ChickenM00se
Connecticut College chapter IJDIC @ CONNCOLL Scub
Connecticut State U thr0ng CLAFFEY_JOR @ CTSTATEU Indiana Joe
COLANGELO @ CTSTATEU Ken Colangelo
CRAMER @ CTSTATEU Scopus
HENNEQUI_WEM @ CTSTATEU Anonym00se
LEE_JES @ CTSTATEU SalmonM00se
PHINNEY_AVK @ CTSTATEU Phredde
WITHALL @ CTSTATEU Goblin
Cornell thr0ng CBRY @ CORNELLA Ladykate
ZEMANIAN%CHEME.DECNET @ CHEME.TN.CORNELL.EDU
Spaceman Biff
CUNY chapter P02QC @ CUNYVM Mike
Drew chapter MHEAD @ DREW Drewid
HABiT (H0use 0f Ap0stles DB06103 @ UAFSYSB M00se Man
0f Biggles Thr0ng) DB06103 @ UAFSYSB Ms. M00se
JC06081 @ UAFSYSB Nemesis Milph
SH06078 @ UAFSYSB Dave T. Dead/R0b0p0pe
Hartford thr0ng AHRENS @ HARTFORD Wrangle
BEAUBIEN @ HARTFORD Sindex
DICKSON @ HARTFORD Pickle/MOON ROACH!
MELINOSKY @ HARTFORD Slick Jones
ROSSI @ HARTFORD The Chairman
SZIMMERM @ HARTFORD Greymalkin
WEIMAN @ HARTFORD Rhiannon/Sushi
Haverford thr0ng K_KRAVITZ @ HVRFORD Q.
S_BLINN @ HVRFORD Sean Blinn
JHU (??) chapter INS_AHJE @ JHUVMS Spocko
Lansing, NY thr0ng B45J @ CORNELLA Lord Sabre
B45J @ CRNLVAX5 Half-Elf
B45J @ CRNLVAX5 The Innkeeper
TQMY @ CRNLVAX5 Lord Trelf
Loyola thr0ng FRANK @ LOYVAX Spank
GAIL @ LOYVAX Sybil
KEVIN @ LOYVAX
Mr. Sparebuttonssuppliedwithhisshirt
MARKUS @ LOYVAX Markus
MARY_BETH @ LOYVAX Mary Beth
PAMELA @ LOYVAX Mommydammit
STASA @ LOYVAX Phoenix
TERESA @ LOYVAX Teresa
VANIDOR @ LOYVAX Vanidor
Maine chapter IO80222 @ MAINE Rainmaker
North Dakota State U. chapter UD140680 @ NDSUVM1 The Anachronist
Northeastern U. ACM_MDB @ NUHUB The_Sage
Nova Scotia chapter 01GORF @ DALAC Terry Grignon
0ber0n Trading Thr0ng ST5616 @ SIUCVMB QuantumCat
ST6344 @ SIUCVMB Black_D0G the pirate
Old Dominion University thr0ng LBS100S @ ODUVM (nick unknown)
MRH100C @ ODUVM Frizbog Gordnik
SAB100C @ ODUVM Sandi Bedford
Penn State thr0ng JLA @ HOGBBS.FIDONET.ORG
James L. Anderson
MSP @ PSUECL Mark S. Pfaff
WCF @ PSUECL Bill Fenner
Portland thr0ng IP60591 @ PORTLAND Centauri
IP75004 @ PORTLAND Blazer
IP85014 @ PORTLAND qwerty
IP85033 @ PORTLAND Mitsya the Red M00se
Siberacuse thr0ng CRUSSELL @ SUNRISE GypsyLynx
DPFLINT @ SUNRISE Sandman
JBANKERT @ SUNRISE CHAOS Engineer
RABEELER @ SUNRISE Beez
RETANTS @ SUNRISE Scamp
VASISON @ SUNRISE Vince Sison
LIBISU2 @ SUVM Guardian Angel
LIBLJR @ SUVM Niniane
Stony Brook thr0ng BOWIEDEB @ SBCCVM But_You_Can_Call_Me_Maude
FNORD @ SBCCVM Fnord
JROSENSH @ SBCCVM Joanne Rosenshein
RRKHAN @ SBCCVM Romel
WALL @ SBCCVM Wall
Sweden chapter ICE @ SEQZ51 Ice
Towson State U. chapter S76NING @ TOWSONVX Paul
Trinity thr0ng CWELLER @ TRINCC Din0m00se
FANTASYG @ TRINCC Trinity Fantasy Guild
OPER3 @ TRINCC Razz
REWING @ TRINCC Slick Rick
U California Riverside chapter WATKINS @ UCRVMS Kevin
UConn chapter WALLFESH @ UCONNVM Sande
University of Missouri chapter C482529 @ UMCVMB Count_Zero
U of New Hampshire chapter J_BUTMAN @ UNHH Oliver
U of Vermont chapter DZUCKER @ UVMVM dzucker
Villanova thr0ng 054649739 @ VUVAXCOM Satoru Ushiyama
188622462 @ VUVAXCOM Kamikaze
580074787 @ VUVAXCOM Fiben
59401463 @ VUVAXCOM Starscream
SWORD05 @ VUVAXCOM Ford Prefect
WATER @ VUVAXCOM The Doctor
Washington State U. thr0ng 24945863 @ WSUVM1 Bard
23480853 @ WSUVM1 Ishtar
90289872 @ WSUVM1 Cthulhu
Wesleyan thr0ng AG @ WESLEYAN Damsel
EAUBRY @ WESLEYAN ED
JBLUESTEIN @ WESLEYAN WabeWalker
JVINCENT @ WESLEYAN Lord Rassilon
JDOTY @ WESLEYAN The Keeper
LBURKA @ WESLEYAN The Heresiarch
LGREENSTEIN @ WESLEYAN Pope Atheist I
LMARR @ WESLEYAN His Serene Randomness
RSIMON @ WESLEYAN Roanic
Xavier chapter BRUGGMNJ @ XAVIER the WILD ONE!!!
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