Low Self Esteem Issue 2: Cool People
Cool People
Written By Aphex Twin
30th Of March, 1996
Before I Start This Article, I Just Want To Say That When I'm Writing Articles, I Like To Jump From One Subject To The Next Without Warning, My Writing Style Is Very Screwed, I Just Try To Write Down What Ever Comes In My Head, And Sometimes It Just Appears Really Bizarre When Reading It. Lets Move On The The Article.
Cool People Suck, If There's One Thing In This Whole World That I Hate Most Is Cool People, Or Wanna-Be-Cool People, Let Us Take A Look At Both Of These Type:
Cool People: You Know Who They Are, They Are The Jocks, They Are The Popular People Who Put Down Others In Order To Raise Their Status. Whether We Like It Or Not, Society Is Divided Into Groups, We Have The Cool People, Who Like To Think Of Them self As The Superiors, After That Comes The Wanna-Be-Cool People, I Must Admit That I Used To Be One Of These, But It Just Wasn't My Style, And I Am Who I Am, Finally Comes The Losers, Dweebs, Nerds, Rejects, Etc, Which Of Course Are The Unpopular People, The People That Get Abused By The People With Higher Social Status.
Indepth Analysis - Cool People: They Think They Rule The World, They're The Type That Are Always Harrasing The Unpopular People, They Are The People That Smoke Dope To Look Cool, They Are You Guys Who Have A New Girl Friend Every Week, They Are The Guys That Are Always Talking Big Like "Yeah Man, I Ate Three Pussies Last Week", They Usually Hang Around In Big Groups, They Use And Mistreat People In Order To Raise Their Status As Supreme Rulers Of Society.
Indepth Analysis - Wanna-Be-Cool People: These Are The People That Want To Be Cool But They Aren't Able To, They Try To Imitate Cool Guys By Doing Stuff Like Dressing Like The Cool Guys, Listening To Music That Is 'In' And Popular, Sometimes They Try To Prove Themselves By Doing Drugs, They'll Also Invent False Stories To Try To Impress Cool People and Try To Fit In.
Indepth Analysis - Uncool People: They Are Shy, Have Little Friends, They Don't Talk Much, They Don't Go Out Much, Sometimes They Have Negative Physical Attributes Like Being Overweight, Wearing Glasses, Walking Goofy, Having A Big Nose Or Big Ears, Etc.. Some Dress Up Really Goofy, But You Don't Have To Dress Goofy To Be A Nerd, I Dress Pretty Cool And I'm Not Ugly, But I'm A Nerd Because Of My Shyness. We Aren't Very Lucky In Romance, And If We Ever Do Find A Girl Who Loves You, We Treat Her Like A Queen And We Stay With Them Forever. We Are Smarter Then The Popular Guys, Since We Are Usually At Home Studying While They Are Out At A Party Getting Drunk. We Are Kind People And We Can Even Be Fun If You Really Get To Know Us.
There Are Also People That Do Not Have The Characteristics Of A Cool Person Or A Geek, These Are Just Normal People, Although Some Are Wanna-be's.
That's The End Of Another Issue Of This Crappy Zine, Bye Bye...
