ldt105: The 23 Sayings of Dr Cheese

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 · 5 years ago

#105 - [ The 23 Sayings of Dr. Cheese ] [ Dr. Bryan Thompson ]

Dr. Cheese has the 23 laws of Dr. Cheese. All that obey Dr. Cheese will be obeyed by Dr. Cheese.

These are the sayings of Dr. Cheese

1. Cheese is made of milk
2. Milk comes from cow
3. Milk is a cow
4. Cows are not milk
5. Cheese comes in many colors
6. Dr. Cheese is a doctor
7. Doctor cheese is a fake doctor
8. Cheese powder is not real cheese
9. Cheese doodles are not real cheese
10. Obey Dr. Cheese
11. Those that do not obey Dr. Cheese will be directed to our customer service line
12. Our customer service line is bad
13. Say cheese
14. Cheese is cool
15. Television smells
16. Smelly televisions are bad
17. Cheese also smells
18. Smelly cheese is indifferent to your health
19. Phones are yellow in Canada
20. Everything is fucked up in Canada
21. Saying sayings in a national pastime
22. National pastimes are completely fucked up
23. Dr. Cheese is not a nationality

The Baron
Dr. Bryan Thompson
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