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ÛÛÛ Û ÛÛÛ ÛÛÛ ÛÛÛ ÕÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍ͸
Û Û Û Û Û ³A 'zine that explores everything that's wrong.³
ÛÛ Û Û Û ³This includes: Earth, America, labels, stupid ³
Û Û Û Û Û ³people, illiteracy, incompitance, mainstream, ³
Û Û Û ÛÛÛÛÛ ÛÛÛÛ ³ignorance, religion,annoying people,education,³
Y O U R S E L F ³and whatever else we can think of that's wrong³
#15 ÔÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍ;
December 1995
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ISSUES/PROBLEMS...
ÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜ -A D.I.Y. PROJECT. THE ONLY WAY TO DO STUFF.-
ÝWhy Libertarianism Can'tÞ
ÝWork, Officer Clinton, Þ -KILL YOURSELF IS ABSOLUTELY, DOUBTLESSLY FREE-
Ýand Where to Put Faith! Þ
ßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßß -FUCK (C) AND ANY OTHER FORM OF TRADEMARKING -
ðððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððð
SHORT STORIES/POETRY... Quote Of The Week...
ÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜ McCROSKEY'S CORNER
Ý"On The Elevator Going Þ ÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜ "The only difference
ÝDown," "After-Thought," Þ ÝThe Truth About... Þ between Rush Limbaugh
Ýand "A Story About Þ Ý "Country Music" Þ and a bucket of crap
ÝMonkeys, Genitalia and Þ ßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßß is the bucket."
Ý Death" Þ
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ISSUES/PROBLEMS...
ðððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððð
ÚÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ¿
³The following entry brought to you by Dave (IAMHOLTZ@oak.grove.iup.edu) ³
ÃÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÂÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ´
³PROBLEM 4932498 of 584375666 ³Libertariansim And Why It Can't Work ³
ÀÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÁÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÙ
For the purpose of avoiding any mistruths, I've decided to take this from
an advertisement for a T-shirt, from the zine Catch 22, which can be
E-mailed at CATCH22PA4@aol.com, or snail mailed at:
Catch 22
4915 Woodbury Dr.
Erie, PA 16510-6413
rather than give my own idea of libertarianism...
"Over eighteen and registered as a Democrat? Or, over eighteen
and registered as a Republican? Both are the two biggest
American political parties in the United States today. And
will be the same two political parties who operate and make
decisions on the individual liberties of local, state, and
federal voters. Including taxpayers who are foeced to pay
taxes to a government that they do not feel affiliated or
represented by."
"The beginnig of change comes from alternative issues, political
affiliation, and most of all, government representation. A
libertarian believes in eliminating government invasion to
increase individual freedom. For this reason the party
supports the veto and repeal of laws which may limit and control
personal behavior. Libertarians favor a neutral foreign policy,
legalizing victimless drugs, eliminating foreign aide, and
withdrawal from the united nations. All these key issues would
also greatly reduce taxes. Libertarians do not feel it is a
question of being correct or incorrect to cut off help or
assistance to other countries. They do however feel that the
same people who favor unnecessary wars and supplication of tax
dollars to foreign countries, shoudl be the same people who
should have to pay for it."
"In conclusion, take a look at whom you represent politically.
Don't listen to what the government wants you to think and
perceive. Start making decsions to help everyone. Together we
can get rid of the dead wood, plant new seeds and develop a
political spectrum that allows light for new ideas without
wasted votes. Become part of a unified political organization
which wants to listen to you. Most of all VOTE LIBERTARIAN!"
ÚÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÂÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ¿
³SOLUTION 4932498 of 584375666 ³Libertariansim And Why It Can't Work ³
ÀÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÁÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÙ
Great. Well why not cut foreign aid? Is it so wrong that we exploited other
countries for years in order to gain economic prominence? Is this truly
justification for aiding them? I should hope so. We have dramatically
decreased production in other countries to be on top I think we at the very
least owe them something. In another instance, how can this be a
'unified political organization' when reliance on everyone is required for
any kind of research or technological advancement? Do you really think people
will want to give up their well earned money to support something that doesn't
effect them directly? Hell no. People's greed and personal gain won't
dissappear by letting libertariansim lead their lives. Plus libertarian's
want to see taxes dissappear. Well, that money is going to stay hidden in
everyone's deep, deep pocket. Where is the common wealth? The working together
to create solutions? How can you help everyone when everyone is still trying
to blatantly play the game of greed? Money needs to be collected by the
community to make change. Voluntary contribution will simply not work in
such a capitalistic society and even if that changed, so few people will
suddenly begin to care about the well being of everyone else. And if you
think a majority of people actually do, heh, you need some serious education.
ÚÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ¿
³The following entry brought to you by jtb129@psu.edu ³
ÃÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÂÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ´
³PROBLEM 3128581 of 3820957 ³ Officer Clinton ³
ÀÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÁÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÙ
DISCLAIMER: I am a biology major nor an english major so the style and
skill of this article may be lacking. I'm sorry, if you don't like it take
the advice of this zine's name.
Although I did not see President Clinton's address to the nation
the other night, I doubt if my opinion would have changed much. The United
States cannot be the world's policeman. It said in the paper that Mr.
Clinton has the same view but his is slightly perversed. He was quoted as
saying "We cannot stop all war for all time but we can stop some wars."
Just how will we decide which wars to stop? Maybe we can draw names out of
a hat. The more likely course of action will to be intervene where the
U.S. has some economic interest like in the Gulf War which would not have
been necessary if we would have implemented programs to develop fossil fuel
alternatives. That is a big enough problem itself. Getting back on track,
it is safe to assume that the US will not be getting involved in efforts to
stop any of our allies like Britain and France from making war with any
future enemies. That would not be politicalyy favorable.
ÚÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÂÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ¿
³SOLUTION 3128581 of 3820957 ³ Officer Clinton ³
ÀÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÁÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÙ
Why does Clinton feel the need to stop the war in Bosnia and
endanger American lives in the process. Sure there are atrocties being
committed there but what about the atrocities of homelessness, hate crimes
and Rush Limbaugh's TV show here at home? Shouldn't we concentrate on our
own problems first? What if some nation more powerful than us had tried to
stop us in Vietnam? We would have been pissed! Also, there is no way that
stopping this war will solve the problem. The antimosities between the two
factions have existed for far too long to just go away. The conflict will
surely flare up again in the future. The only thing that kept tensions in
check before was the communist dictatorship that was previously in place in
Yugoslavia. Let us not forget what happened when we stuck our nose into
Lebanon, it got shot off.
One interesting side note to this. If our troops do get involved
in fighting in Bosnia, it will be the first time in 50 years that America
will fight against white people. Maybe Clinton just figures that it is
about time?
ÚÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ¿
³The following entry from hopefully Dean Topolie (par72@saturn.execulink.com)³
ÃÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÂÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ´
³PROBLEM 1735127 of 2984903 ³ Put Your Faith Where It Belongs! ³
ÀÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÁÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÙ
First of all I think this is a great forum for people's with a
different frame of mind.
My opinion on religon has been formed truely over the last couple of
years. I use to be one of the people who would go to church every sunday and
listen to the mind numbing sermons put to me by ancient men with even older
ways of thinking. I grew out of that and began the long road of trying to
find the religon that was right for me. After Buddism, Yoga, Hinduism, and a
couple of others I came to realize that all religion is wrong.
I realize that is a pretty strong statement but read me out.
The problem is that with religon we hope and pray that something greater will
come and fix our problems. Wich first off is so counter productive I don't
know where to begin! So I will begin with the only solution I can think of.
ÚÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÂÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ¿
³SOLUTION 1735127 of 2984903 ³ Put Your Faith Where It Belongs! ³
ÀÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÁÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÙ
I'm not saying to bouycot the church, mosche or temple. What I'm saying
is to put your belief where it will do the most good. In our fellow human
beings. Think on this: The stream behind your house is polluted, how will it
be cleaned through prayer , wishing or by the all mighty hands of people who
care. I believe that the only way the human race is going to advance on a
spiritual level is by this way.
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SHORT STORIES/POETRY...
ðððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððð
ÚÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ¿
³The following from Robert W. Howington (Robert_W._Howington@hud.gov)³
ÃÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ´
³ "On The Elevator Going Down" ³
ÀÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÙ
a woman told her friend it took
"a lot of blood, sweat and tears"
to earn the ankle-length fur coat
she had on.
"Think of all those animals they
tortured and skinned alive," I
said outloud from the other side
of the packed car, "so that this
materialistic bitch could strut
down the street showing off."
Everybody in there looked at me. A
few nodded their heads and some
other rolled their eyes. The look
the woman and her friend gave me
and the one I gave them back made
words unnecessary.
The elevator reached bottom and
opened. I stuck out my arm and
said to the woman and her friend,
"Ladies, first." Their stares and
their bodies didn't budge. So I
made the rest of their day a pisser.
ÚÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ¿
³The following entry brought to you by Crista C. Williams ³
ÃÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ´
³ "After-Thought" ³
ÀÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÙ
Maybe
We would have
Lasted longer
If I hadn't opened
MY legs
So fast
It's harder
To hurt
A person
Than it is
To fuck
A cunt
ÚÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ¿
³The following entry brought to you by Anonymous ³
ÃÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ´
³ "A Story About Monkeys, Genitalia and Death" ³
ÀÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÙ
I like monkeys.
The pet store was selling them for five cents a piece. I thought that
odd since they were normally a couple thousand. I decided not to look
a gift horse in the mouth. I bought 200. I like monkeys.
I took my 200 monkeys home. I have a big car. I let one drive. His
name was Sigmund. He was retarded. In fact, none of them were really
bright. They kept punching themselves in their genitals. I laughed.
Then they punched my genitals. I stopped laughing.
I herded them into my room. They didn't adapt very well to their new
environment. They would screech, hurl themselves off of the couch at
high speeds and slam into the wall. Although humorous at first, the
spectacle lost its novelty halfway into its third hour.
Two hours later I found out why all the monkeys were so inexpensive:
they all died. No apparent reason. They all just sorta' dropped dead.
Kinda' like when you buy a goldfish and it dies five hours later. Damn
cheap monkeys.
I don't know what to do. There were 200 dead monkeys lying all over my
room, on the bed, in the dresser, hanging from my bookcase. It looked
like I had 200 throw rugs.
I tried to flush one down the toilet. It didn't work. It got stuck.
Then i had one dead, wet monkey and 199 dead, dry monkeys.
I tried pretending that they were just stuffed animals. That worked
for a while, that is until they began to decompose. It started to
smell real bad.
I had to pee but there was a dead monkey in the toilet and I didn't
want to call the plumber. I was embarrassed.
I tried to slow down the decomposition by freezing them.
Unfortunately, there was only enough room for two monkeys at a time so
I had to change them every 30 seconds. I also had to eat all the food
in the freezer so it didn't all go bad.
I tried burning them. Little did I know my bed was flammable. I had to
extinguish the fire.
Then I had one dead, wet monkey in my toilet, two dead, frozen monkeys
in my freezer, and 197 dead, charred monkeys in a pile on my bed. The
odor wasn't improving.
I became agitated at my inability to dispose of my monkeys and to use
the bathroom. I severely beat one of my monkeys. I felt better.
I tried throwing them away but the garbage man said that the city was
not allowed to dispose of charred primates. I told him that I had a
wet one. He couldn't take that one either. I didn't bother asking
about the frozen ones.
I finally arrived at a solution. I gave them out as Christmas gifts.
My friends didn't know quite what to say. They pretended that they
liked them but I could tell they were lying. Ingrates. So, I punched
them in the genitals.
I like monkeys.
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ÚÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ¿
³ McCROSKEY'S CORNER ³
ÃÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ´
³ "Country Music" ³
ÀÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÙ
Please send all responses to lamont@CPCN.COM
Hello again loyal McCroskey's Corner readers. I'm sorry that there has not
been much, if any, sexist stuff in the corner, but I've found it necessary to
undergo a slight personality change (for now). But I still write what's going
through my head, whether it's serious or just a bunch of B.S.
You know what's always been going through my head? Country music. But don't
take that the wrong way, I mean that in the sense that I've always been
wondering what the point is.
To me, all music has purpose. Rave stuff is for dancing, ska's just the
greatest music around, punk makes me laugh or it gets a message across, rap
is for chillin' wit' da homies, classical music puts me to sleep, alternative
is great for tripping, death metal is for being pissed off or lifting weights,
soft rock is when you're with a woman and you're trying to set the mood and
you're putting the moves on her but she's saying 'no' and that she just
wants to be friends and you tell her how much you've always liked her and that
you'd like to be the man in her life but she says that she just doesn't feel
right and that she's sorry and then she leaves and you just sit there staring
at the wall wondering if you're just a geek or ugly or if you're just so great
that girls just want to be friends with you and nothing more then you realize
just how much pain women have inadvertently put you through and that's about
when you decide that you depsise most women for being nothing more than teases
with their tight clothes and their pretty faces and their legs and the cute
little things they do...
But then there's country music. For the longest time I could only watch TNN
and only hope to decipher the secret, but I could never figure it out. It's
as though country's sing in another language. It's so alien to me. It doesn't
make me sick like it used to, though. Every time I used to hear country music
I'd get sick to my stomach. Now I just listen to it because it's so weird.
I belive I;ve figured it out, though. One day some friends and I were having a
soda at a loca deli discussing the matter. After we figured out the point of
alternative music (I didn't know at the time because I hadn't used and drugs
up to that point), we moved on to the real (what?) brain-teaser, country.
2 A&W cream sodas later, we had the answer. Country music is for beating your
spouse!
It fits right in. You come home for work, the dog starts sniffing your crotch,
and all you wanna do is relax. You put on the coutry, slide your boots off,
and lay back in your duck-taped pleather recliner. Then the wife comes in.
She starts off bad by telling you that the beer's gone since she had some
fiends over earlier (MALE friends). Then she starts her bitching and moaning
about how you don't show her any love any more. About that time, you notice
that the dog just crapped all over the carpet right in front of the TV. And
guess WHO was supposed to clean it up but just watched some talk-show about
how women should stand up to men and at LEAST be an equal. Now the whole room
stinks and you're wondering why you married her and bought that damned dog
anyways.
That's about when you decide you've had enough and she needs another 'lesson.'
It all goes together, folks. Country music IS for wife-beating. I can listen
to the stuff now and it's no longer a mystery. I need to find something that's
good for redneck-beating, though. You'll need to E-Mail me your opinions on
what's in the corner, AND you need to tell me if you know of any good
redneck-beatdown music!
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ÚÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ¿There are so many groups of similar ideas labeled and put people
³IN CLOSING:³into such distinct categories. It's time we combine thoughts.
ÀÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÙCompromise. With so many differences in opinions a solution can
never be reached, and with so many different opinions, people don't consider
the most important thing in the American economy, jobs. It's not your fault
you can't get a job even if a fat bigot who gets his own show on FOX tells you
so. Don't give up because you can't get hired, but don't leech off the
government permanently. It is the government's job to get you employed and
you have to banter with them until you get to that position. Becoming a
vegetable won't make the difference that needs to be made. Shape up, wake up,
listen up, but don't, do not let things get too bad for you and most of all,
organize. Anything else is not going to matter. Be a part of something that
can make a difference, the conditions of labor or the existence of labor.
Without a loud mouth, in this society what is there left to do? KILL YOURSELF!
ðððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððð
ÚÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ¿
³DISTRIBUTION IS AS FOLLOWS:³
ÀÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÙ
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FTP:
* ftp.eng.ufl.edu/incoming
* etext.archive.umich.edu/pub/Zines/KillYourself
* ftp.etext.org/pub/Zines/KillYourself
* locust.cic.net/pub/Zines/KillYourself
GOPHER:
* gopher://gopher.etext.org/11/Zines
HTML:
* http://hops.cs.jhu.edu/~mbk/killyourself.html (homepage)
* http://www.etext.org/Zines/KillYourself
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