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ÛÛÛ Û ÛÛÛ ÛÛÛ ÛÛÛ ÕÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍ͸
Û Û Û Û Û ³A 'zine that explores everything that's wrong.³
ÛÛ Û Û Û ³This includes: Earth, America, labels, stupid ³
Û Û Û Û Û ³people, illiteracy, incompitance, mainstream, ³
Û Û Û ÛÛÛÛÛ ÛÛÛÛ ³ignorance, religion,annoying people,education,³
Y O U R S E L F ³and whatever else we can think of that's wrong³
#14 ÔÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍ;
November 1995
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ISSUES/PROBLEMS...
ÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜ -A D.I.Y. PROJECT. THE ONLY WAY TO DO STUFF.-
ÝALERT: Call Congress to Þ
ÝEnd Net Censorship, Þ -KILL YOURSELF IS ABSOLUTELY, DOUBTLESSLY FREE-
ÝFrench Students and Þ
ÝWorkers Protest and Þ -FUCK (C) AND ANY OTHER FORM OF TRADEMARKING -
ÝSexism A Threat Again! Þ
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SHORT STORIES/POETRY... Quote Of The Week...
ÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜ McCROSKEY'S CORNER
ÝThings Only Get Tougher,Þ ÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜ "remember: extinction
ÝRBS, Selections from Þ Ý"How To Spot A Redneck" Þ is renovation. maybe
ÝRobert W. Howington and Þ ßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßß the only solution."
ÝInterventionist IdealismÞ
ÝComes Forth Þ -- THIS SPACE INTENTIONALLY LEFT BLANK --
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Please excuse the lateness of the release of this issue. It's hard to find
good help these days. I should start doing deadlines or some shit. But the
laziness, procrastination and apathy is so hard to escape. But, I'm pretty
sure this is the biggest (byte size wise) issue we've put out thus far, so
open your mind and enjoy...
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I RECOMMEND HIGHLY THAT YOU REQUEST, OR BETTER YET VIEW THIS ISSUE OF KILL
YOURSELF ON IT'S WEBSITE, IN THE HTML VERSION DUE TO IT'S ATTRACTIVE NEW
APPEARANCE AND ALL OF THE LINKS PROVIDED IN IT.
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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>http://hops.cs.jhu.edu/~mbk/killyourself.html<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
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ISSUES/PROBLEMS...
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³The following entry by: vtw@vtw.org ³
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³PROBLEM 5567 of 6001 ³ ALERT: Congress Attempt at Net Censor ³
ÀÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÁÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÙ
CAMPAIGN TO STOP THE NET CENSORSHIP LEGISLATION IN CONGRESS
(INCLUDING THE COMMUNICATIONS DECENCY ACT AND THE MGRS AMDT)
Short Update: Negotiations continue; we're still in danger.
What You Can Do Now: Call Telecomm conferees at their home offices
over Thanksgiving recess!
CAMPAIGN TO STOP THE UNCONSTITUTIONAL NET CENSORSHIP LEGISLATION
Nov 20, 1995
PLEASE WIDELY REDISTRIBUTE THIS DOCUMENT WITH THIS BANNER INTACT
REDISTRIBUTE ONLY UNTIL December 1, 1995
REPRODUCE THIS ALERT ONLY IN RELEVANT FORUMS
________________________________________________________________________
CONTENTS
The Latest News
What You Can Do Now
Legislative History
List of Participating Organizations
________________________________________________________________________
THE LATEST NEWS
Calls are coming into the offices of Gingrich and Dole at a good clip.
However we believe the conferees are now debating the fate of the net.
As the Conference Committee goes home for Thanksgiving recess, we need
to keep the pressure on.
Call Congress now and tell them that parental empowerment not government
censorship is the only effective means to addressing childrens' access
to objectionable content on the Internet. Don't wait. The stakes here
are too high.
Please look below at the list of legislators and call the home offices
of the legislators in your state. Please do not call legislators at
home. Please do not send email to them (it will not be effective).
ÚÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÂÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ¿
³SOLUTION 5567 of 6001 ³ ALERT: Congress Attempt at Net Censor ³
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WHAT YOU CAN DO NOW
1. Most of the proposals available to the conference committee will
fundamentally restrict your speech on the Internet and other public
networks. Look at the list below and call the legislators in your
state and ask them not to censor the net. If none of them are in
your state, call Gingrich and Dole at their home offices.
If we cannot convince the conference committee to make the right
choices at this juncture, we will have lost this campaign.
To see which legislator is yours, consult the free ZIPPER service
that matches Zip Codes to Congressional districts with about 85%
accuracy at:
URL:http://www.stardot.com/~lukeseem/zip.html
Or simply look at the list below organized by states.
Home Office
Name, Address, and Party Phone
======================== ==============
Arkansas
Rep. B. Lambert-Lincoln (D-AR) 501-972-4600
Alaska
Sen. Ted Stevens (R-AK) 907-456-0261
Arizona
Sen. John McCain (R-AZ) 602-952-2410
California
Rep. Carlos Moorhead (R-CA) 818-247-8445
Rep. Elton Gallegly (R-CA) 805-485-2300
Rep. Howard Berman (D-CA) 818-891-0543
Rep. Anna Eshoo (D-CA) 415-323-2984
Colorado
Rep. Pat. Schroeder (D-CO) 303-866-1230
Rep. Daniel Schaefer (R-CO) 303-762-8890
Florida
Rep. Cliff Stearns (R-FL) 904-351-8011
Georgia
Rep. Bob Barr (R-GA) 404-429-1776
Rep. Newt Gingrich (R-GA) 404-565-6398
Hawaii
Sen. Daniel Inouye (D-HI) 808-541-2542
Illinois
Rep. Bobby Rush (D-IL) 312-224-6500
Rep. Dennis Hastert (R-IL) 708-406-1114
Rep. Henry Hyde (R-IL) 708-832-5950
Rep. Michael Flanagan (R-IL) 312-276-6000
Indiana
Rep. Steve Buyer (R-IN) 219-583-9819
Kansas
Sen. Bob Dole (R-KS) 913-295-2745
Kentucky
Sen. Wendell Ford (D-KY) 502-685-5158
Massachusetts
Rep. Edward Markey (D-MA) 617-396-2900
Michigan
Rep. John Dingell (D-MI) 313-846-1276
Rep. John Conyers (D-MI) 313-961-5670
Mississippi
Sen. Trent Lott (R-MS) 601-762-5400
Montana
Sen. Conrad Burns (R-MT) 406-252-0550
Nebraska
Sen. Jim Exon (D-NE) 402-437-5591
New York
Rep. Bill Paxon (R-NY) 716-634-2324
Rep. Daniel Frisa (R-NY) 516-872-9550
Ohio
Rep. Michael Oxley (R-OH) 419-423-3210
Rep. Martin Hoke (R-OH) 216-356-2010
Rep. Sherrod Brown (D-OH) 216-934-5100
South Carolina
Sen. Ernest Hollings (D-SC) 803-727-4525
South Dakota
Sen. Larry Pressler (R-SD) 605-226-7471
Tennessee
Rep. Bart Gordon (D-TN) 615-896-1986
Texas
Rep. Jack Fields (R-TX) 713-540-8000
Rep. Joe Barton (R-TX) 817-543-1000
Rep. John Bryant (D-TX) 901-382-5811
Rep. Sheila Jackson Lee (D-TX) 713-655-0050
Virginia
Rep. Thomas Bliley (R-VA) 804-771-2809
Rep. Rick Boucher (D-VA) 703-628-1145
Rep. Robert Scott (D-VA) 804-380-1000
Rep. Robert Goodlatte (R-VA) 703-857-2672
Washington
Rep. Rick White (R-WA) 206-640-0233
Sen. Slade Gorton (R-WA) 206-553-0350
Wisconsin
Rep. Scott Klug (R-WI) 608-257-9200
West Virginia
Sen. J.D. Rockefeller (D-WV) 303-347-5372
If you're at a loss for words, try one of the following:
Please oppose the unconstitutional proposals in the Telecomm
Deregulation bill that would censor the Internet. The only
effective way to address children's access to objectionable
material on the Internet is through parental control tools
not government censorship outlined by the Cox/White/Wyden
approach.
May I please have an appointment to come and talk with the legislator
or someone on staff about these issues?
or
As a religious person and a parent, I oppose the unconstitutional
Internet censorship language currently attached to the Telecomm
Deregulation bill. I am the best person to monitor my
child's access to the Internet using parental control tools
as outlined in the Cox/White/Wyden approach.
May I please have an appointment to come and talk with the legislator
or someone on staff about these issues?
or
Although there is information on the Internet that I wouldn't
allow my children to see, I don't agree with the proposals
in the Telecomm Deregulation bill that would censor the Internet.
As a parent, I have parental control tools, such as those
encouraged in the Cox/White/Wyden approach available to me that
are far more effective at controlling my children's access to the
Internet than censorship laws will be.
May I please have an appointment to come and talk with the legislator
or someone on staff about these issues?
Send mail to vtw@vtw.org and let us know how it went.
$ Mail vtw@vtw.org
Subject: phoned Congressman XXX
They thanked me for my opinion and I'll be meeting with a staff
member on Friday morning, and the legislator may drop in too!
2. If one of the legislators above is yours, please make an appointment
to see them or one of their staff in the home office as soon as possible
to express your concerns about this legislation.
As background information, you should ensure that you read the
Internet Parental Control FAQ and the Communications Decency Act
FAQ found at URL:http://www.vtw.org/. Also, send mail to
volunteer@vtw.org and a coordinator will phone you before the
meeting to give you some tips on running an effective meeting with
a legislator or staff member.
3. If you run any sort of system that allows a welcome message for all
users, please add the following:
The Religious Right is attempting to shut down the net by passing
legislation that would make services like this one liable
for what you say on the internet now; for more info
URL:http://www.vtw.org/ or send mail to
files@vtw.org with "send alert" in the subject line. (11/20/95)
If you have a Web page that gets a lot of traffic, please add the
following link:
<a href="http://www.vtw.org/">
Stop the Religious Right from shutting down online free
speech! (11/8/95)</a>
4. Join the online fight by becoming a volunteer for your district!
If your legislator is in the list above, please send mail to
volunteer@vtw.org to volunteer to be a representative for your
district.
5. We can't suggest relaxing at this point. The stakes are too high, and
the risk is too great. Everything now hangs in the balance.
________________________________________________________________________
LEGISLATIVE HISTORY
We are near the end of this year's campaign. Congress has passed four
different bills, all aimed at regulating your communications on the
Internet. They range from deregulation proposals that empower parents
to control their children's access to the net (HR1978 "Cox/Wyden/White")
to overly-regulatory proposals that "dumb down" the level of all Internet
content to that which is acceptable to children. (the HR1555 Managers
Amendment). You can see a synopsis of each of these in VTW's BillWatch
#13 at URL:http://www.vtw.org/billwatch/issue.13.html
Were the conference committee to simply throw this all into the kettle
and pass it all, it would be terrible. However, several groups considered
to be part of the "Religious Right" urged the conference committee to pass
an even more restrictive proposal which would:
-Make internet providers, online services, and libraries criminally liable
for expression online.
-Create a standard for criminalizing "indecency" online, dumbing down
every Web page, newsgroups, discussion forum, and chat system.
-Give the FCC jurisdiction over speech in cyberspace and software that
might be used to filter children's access to the net.
This proposal was signed by representatives from the Christian Coalition,
the Concerned Women of America, the American Family Association, Eagle
Forum, the Traditional Values Coalition, and Morality in Media.
For a full analysis of the Religious Right's proposal, and a copy of their
proposed legislation and their letter to the Conference Committee, see
the alert at URL:http://www.vtw.org/alerts/
Alternatively, representatives from large and small businesses and public
interest organizations recently sent letters to Congress asking them not
censor the Internet. In addition, a collection of conservative groups
that advocate restricting childrens' access to the Internet through
parental control instead of government censorship recently sent a letter
to Congress as well. Here's where to find them:
The letter from large industry businesses can be found at:
URL:http://www.cdt.org/policy/freespeech/1109_iwg_ltr.html
The letter from small businesses can be found at:
URL:http://www.vtw.org/cdaletter/
The letter from the conservative groups can be found at:
URL:http://www.cdt.org/policy/freespeech/cons_110795_ltr.html
The letter from the advocacy organizations can be obtained by
sending mail to infoaclu@aclu.org with "organizations opposed
to online censorship" in the subject line of your message.
At this time, the conference committee is still debating the issue.
Advocates of business and free speech are contacting Congress.
________________________________________________________________________
LIST OF PARTICIPATING ORGANIZATIONS
In order to use the net more effectively, several organizations have
joined forces on a single Congressional net campaign to stop the
Communications Decency Act.
American Civil Liberties Union * American Communication Association *
American Council for the Arts * Arts & Technology Society * Association
of Alternative Newsweeklies * biancaTroll productions * Boston
Coalition for Freedom of Expression * Californians Against Censorship
Together * Center For Democracy And Technology * Centre for Democratic
Communications * Center for Public Representation * Citizen's Voice -
New Zealand * Cloud 9 Internet *Computer Communicators Association *
Computel Network Services * Computer Professionals for Social
Responsibility * Cross Connection * Cyber-Rights Campaign * CyberQueer
Lounge * Dutch Digital Citizens' Movement * ECHO Communications Group,
Inc. * Electronic Frontier Canada * Electronic Frontier Foundation *
Electronic Frontier Foundation - Austin * Electronic Frontiers
Australia * Electronic Frontiers Houston * Electronic Frontiers New
Hampshire * Electronic Privacy Information Center * Feminists For Free
Expression * First Amendment Teach-In * Florida Coalition Against
Censorship * FranceCom, Inc. Web Advertising Services * Friendly
Anti-Censorship Taskforce for Students * Hands Off! The Net * Inland
Book Company * Inner Circle Technologies, Inc. * Inst. for Global
Communications * Internet On-Ramp, Inc. * Internet Users Consortium *
Joint Artists' and Music Promotions Political Action Committee * The
Libertarian Party * Marijuana Policy Project * Metropolitan Data
Networks Ltd. * MindVox * MN Grassroots Party * National Bicycle
Greenway * National Campaign for Freedom of Expression * National
Coalition Against Censorship * National Gay and Lesbian Task Force *
National Public Telecomputing Network * National Writers Union * Oregon
Coast RISC * Panix Public Access Internet * People for the American Way
* Republican Liberty Caucus * Rock Out Censorship * Society for
Electronic Access * The Thing International BBS Network * The WELL *
Voters Telecommunications Watch
(Note: All 'Electronic Frontier' organizations are independent entities,
not EFF chapters or divisions.)
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End Alert
Stanton McCandlish (http://www.eff.org/~mech/)
mech@eff.org
Electronic Frontier Foundation (http://www.eff.org/)
Online Activist (http://www.eff.org/A/)
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³The following entries by: indwrk@web.apc.org, galt@facility.cs.utah.edu ³
³ fnl-b@netcom.com, notowar@telerama.lm.com ³
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³PROBLEM 88900134 of 90000000 ³ French Students And Workers Protest ³
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I really can't believe more people aren't talking about this... I am on a
mailing list (riot-l) which sends out newswire stories about various
strikes, riots, civil wars, etc. happening around the world. Well, last
week, I got three stories on the 14-16 about student strikes in France.
Apparently, students had been pretty pissed about the what the rightist
government has been up to (similar to the 'Contract with America') for
over a month since school started, but last week, it flared up. Each
day, the movement grew, and more and more universities went on strike.
Thousands of students took to the streets, blocking Euro-disney among
other things. The opposition labor unions have called for a general strike
on the 28th, and it sounds like the students are taking to streets by
the thousand this week. I haven't heard any specifics since last Thursday,
but I bet things have continued to snowball.
This has the potential of being bigger than '68 when the government was
almost toppled (they failed largely due to the government and the Communists
succeeding in dividing the students and workers, but now the students and
workers are working together).
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³SOLUTION 88900134 of 90000000 ³ French Students And Workers Protest ³
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What needs to be done is for students all around the world to make contact
with the students and workers in France and spread the word, agitating for
student strikes everywhere in solidarity with the French students and against
our own systems.
It seems the 'mainstream' press is aware of the fact that publicizing
student unrest in one country can lead to student unrest in other countries,
because there has been ZERO coverage in the U.S. as far as I can tell.
This story has been blocked even more effectively than the Zapatistas in
Mexico, and it is potentially much more significant.
There is more information in the articles about this problem accompanying this
issue of Kill Yourself.
There should be one called "Newswire" and one called "Voice Of America"
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³The following entry brought to you by Anonymous ³
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³PROBLEM 66544908 of 70000000 ³ Sexism A Threat Again ³
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Will sexism ever go away? Did you ever think it did? Evidently not. Check this
Out...
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>
>> Top 75 reasons why women (bitches) should not have freedom of speech:
>>
>> "Let's go back to the good old days when men were men and women were ribs"
>>
>> 1. She doesn't need to talk to get me a beer.
>> 2. If she's in the kitchen like she should be, no one can hear her anyway.
>> 3. If she can talk, all she'll do is complain.
>> 4. Because she won't say "I will" instead of "I do."
>> 5. No man wants to hear "first down" during a basketball game.
>> 6. Because PMS is no excuse for whining.
>> 7. No man needs or wants to hear the word "period" unless it has to do
with hockey.
>> 8. Women created tampon and yeast infection commercials during football.
>> 9. Affirmative action.
>> 10. When men whistle at them in the street, they should just shut up and
obey anyway.
>> 11. If my dick's in her mouth, she can't talk anyway.
>> 12. Oprah.
>> 13. Feminists.
>> 14. Because that stupid look on her face should not be accompanied by an
>> equally stupid statement.
>> 15. The 2nd and 19th amendments.
>> 16. I don't want to be made to lie and say "I love you" after sex.
>> 17. Highway fatalities would decrease by over 90%.
>> 18. When I sneak out at four in the morning, I don't want to hear anybody
>> calling me back.
>> 19. "No, I will NOT buy you tampons while I'm at the store"
>> 20. This is my dick. I'm gonna fuck you. No more stupid questions.
>> 21. Don't waste your breath, I won't respect you in the morning.
>> 22. Women sportscasters.
>> 23. Women congressman.
>> 24. God forbid, a woman president. (Oops, my bad -- see #66)
>> 25. Marge Schott.
>> 26. Stupid says as stupid does (and is).
>> 27. Dikes (unless I can jump in the middle).
>> 28. Where does speaking come into "barefoot and pregnant?"
>> 29. Yes that toilet seat was yellow in the first place.
>> 30. TLC and Salt-N-Pepa.
>> 31. I could give a shit if you're pregnant.
>> 32. I don't care if you're in labor. For the love of god, let me sleep.
>> 33. Women caused the 18th amendment.
>> 34. The life expectancy of the average male goes down with every bitchy
word.
>> 35. Female drunks are annoying unless they put out (for which they dont
>> need to talk)
>> 36. We're tired of their "We can't pee standing up" shit.
>> 37. That damn apple.
>> 38. If she can't speak, she can't cry rape.
>> 39. Of course, if she can't speak, she can't say no.
>> 40. Rosanne. Nuff said.
>> 41. Suzanne Powter. Too much said.
>> 42. Honestly, do they really have anything useful to say?
>> 43. Only one set of lips should be moving at a time.
>> 44. If she can't talk, she can't bitch when I forget important dates.
>> 45. There are no speaking parts in pornos anyway.
>> 46. When she talks she's not drinking, it's hard to get her drunk when she
talking.
>> 47. Nothing should come out a womans mouth, SWALLOW BITCH!
>> 48. The Mute button only works on the TV.
>> 49. Whores get payed by the hour not by the word.
>> 50. Helen Keller was the ultimate woman.
>> 51. Equality is for math.
>> 52. The credit card bill speaks for itself.
>> 53. If it hurts, I don't wanna hear it.
>> 54. Marcia Clark.
>> 55. Chick-flicks.
>> 56. You don't see Victoria's Secret models talking, do you?
>> 57. Janet, Mariah, and Whitney.
>> 58. Michael Jackson.
>> 59. Silence and sex make a great combination.
>> 60. N.O.W.? NO. NOW BITCH? YES.
>> 61. Intelligent car conversation? Hell no. Her head should never be above
>> the dashboard.
>> 62. That annoying fat bitch from Snapple.
>> 63. Your mouth is useful in so many other ways.
>> 64. High phone bills really suck.
>> 65. Women should be seen and not heard.
>> 66. Do you think it was BILL Clinton who fucked up the country?
>> 67. If I want romance, I'll turn on Playboy (hopefully not her).
>> 68. Because they're not men.
>> 69. 69, finally a use for both lips at the same time.
>> 70. If I wanted your opinion, I'd ask for it.
>> 71. Hell, if I wanted your opinion, I'd give it to you.
>> 72. "Where've you been?" Who the fuck are you, my mother?
>> 73. Women on radio? You can't see them, do you really want to hearthem?
>> 74. Unless the words are "Doctor, can you make these bigger?,"
shut the fuck up.
>> 75. Big breasts should speak for themselves.
ÚÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÂÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ¿
³SOLUTION 66544908 of 70000000 ³ Sexism A Threat Again ³
ÀÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÁÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÙ
So what's going to happen to...
emc13@cornell.edu>Evan Camps
blw7@cornell.edu>Brian Waldman
rrl2@cornell.edu>Rikus Linschoten
phs8@cornell.edu>?
Well there was talk of expulsion, which I think is extreme, but they decided
not to. How cab you boot someone for their opinion? Educate them first, which
is exactly what they are going to do. A sensitivity course is not such a bad
idea. These aren't even remotely funny. They are simply in bad taste.
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SHORT STORIES/POETRY...
ðððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððð
ÚÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ¿
³The following entry brought to you by Dave (IAMHOLTZ@oak.grove.iup.edu) ³
ÃÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ´
³ "Things Only Get Tougher" ³
ÀÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÙ
Free from the over-eaten under-cooked dictation of who's a friend and when
will it end? the doubts, breathing down the neck, spec of dirt evolved to
giant crater, hater of flesh of alternative tone It's shone through in the
headline news screws you over as does booze as they say as they want you to
believe conceive deceived disbelieved when the truth is outspoken through the
mouth of the impoverished fisherman's daughter loiterer in an empty room the
fumes of discontent taunt my tentacles of mushy love and fluffy difinitives.
Rock my world with a cabinet labeled "destruction" is what the next level of
alternative becomes runs away from the life of the average everyday post
master attorney general of the absence minded two-timing tit toucher lush
fuss when I tell you to calm down so it makes sense to fence against the empty
wallet pence, currency frees the world of employment an endowment a simple
taste touch on the tongue fungus fabulous nasty taste curious but cancerous
but we try it anyway because the bartender is away now and nothing makes for
a safe trip home in the land of the lost cause Chase the stationary flowers
immobile why aren't we? station yourself without a doubt pouting in a puddle
pounding in the rubble caving excavating through the way things ought to be
but never can until cosmic rebirth curse on you sware to Jesus that nothing
will ever be the same show me the sanity trail frail in it's indecision
incision of a metal spike surging singing cold hot bold in the new adventure
of the day which brings us down to earth in the last place we thought we'd
never be in the last time we always thought would come underneath above below
kill the lights cuz action is engulfing us and technology is the destruction
of planet America live under law life under love that can never please us
like green paper shaper of the blubber, glass blower and a cup of tea make me
see red in a daze unless you include the flu and the wire and the fuse
shocking locking me up when I'm free to leave under your control. Poll tax
fax me a letter telling me you know that I can think straight with me head
cut off illiterate autistic indistinctive and genius these are the qualities
I possess and they are more than you can comprehend. Shun me now because
tomorrow I'll have your head just the same as you had mine in the war core of
the earth. Get ready for super time. Wash your mouth out with soap and grope
the ground you already worship. Things only get tougher.
ÚÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ¿
³The following entry brought to you by Mark Harmon - Assoc. Prof. Texas Tech.³
ÃÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ´
³ "RBS - Republican Broadcasting System" ³
ÀÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÙ
A TYPICAL DAILY PBS SCHEDULE IF THE PUBLIC BROADCASTING LEADERS CAVE IN TO
REPUBLICAN PRESSURE
8:00 am Morning Stretch: Arnold Schwarzenegger does squats while
reciting passages of "Atlas Shrugged."
9:00 am Mr. Rogers' Segregated Neighborhood: King Friday sings
"Elitism is neat." The House Un-American Activities
investigation of Mr. McFeely continues. Mr. Rogers explains
why certain kids can't be his neighbor.
10:00 am Sesame Street: Jerry Falwell teaches Big Bird to be more
judgemental. Oscar the Grouch plays substitute for Rush Limbaugh.
Bert and Ernie are kicked out of the military. Jesse Helms
bleaches all the Muppets white.
11:00 am Square One: A MathNet episode "Ernest Does Trickle-Down."
Jim Varney explains how cutting taxes for the rich and spending
more on defense will balance the budget.
Noon Washington Week in Review: Special guest Senator Bob Dole,
explaining why the current pension crisis, budget deficit, bank
closings, farm foreclosures, S & L bailouts, inflation, recession,
job loss, and trade deficit can all be blamed on someone else.
1:00 pm Where in the world is Carmen San Diego? Guest detective Pat
Buchanan helps kids build a wall around the U.S.
2:00 pm William F. Buckley's Firing Line: Guests George Will, Rush
Limbaugh, John Sununu, Pat Buchanan, James Kilpatrick, Mona
Charen, G. Gordon Liddy, Robert Novak, Bay Buchanan, Pat
Robertson, Joseph Sobran, Paul Harvey, Phyllis Schafly, Maureen
Reagan, and John McLaughlinbemoan the need for more conservative
media voices.
3:00 pm Nature: Join James Watt and Charlton Heston as they use
machine guns to bag endangered species.
4:00 pm NOVA: "Creationism: Discredited, but what the hell?"
5:00 pm Newt Ginrich News Hour: Clarence Thomas and Bob Packwood
present in-depth personal reports on sexual harassment. Pat
Buchanan says he is being shut out from national exposure.
6:00 pm Mystery Theater: Hercule Poirot, Jane Marple, and Sherlock
Holmes team up to investigate Whitewater.
7:00 pm Great Performances: Pat Buchanan is a guest conductor of
Wagner's "Prelude to a Cultural War."
8:00 pm Masterpiece Theater: Ibsen's "A Doll's House." Phyllis
Schafly adds to this classic with an added scene where Nora
gladly gives up her independence while her husband chains her to
the stove.
9:30 pm Washington Week in Review: Guests George Will, Rush
Limbaugh, John Sununu, Pat Buchanan, James Kilpatrick, Mona
Charen, G. Gordon Liddy, Robert Novak, Bay Buchanan, Pat
Robertson, Joseph Sobran, Paul Harvey, Phyllis Schafly, Maureen
Reagan, and John McLaughlin discuss liberal media bias.
10:00 pm Adam Smith's Money World: How to Profit from Ozone Depletion
10:30 pm Nightly Business Report: Wall Street celebrates the end
of all laws regarding antitrust, consumer protection, work-place
safety, environmental protection, minimum wage and child labor.
11:00 pm Insights of Dan Quayle
11:01 pm Sign-Off
ÚÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ¿
³The following entries: Robert W. Howington (robert.howington@chrysalis.org)³
ÃÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ´
³ A Collection of Poetry ³
ÀÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÙ
WHO IS ROBERT W. HOWINGTON?
I'm a 35-year-old government worker who hopes to win the
Texas Lotto so that I don't ever have to work at a shitty
job ever again. In my spare time, I publish DRIVE-BY BOOKS
and BROADSIDES. There are eight of each and all the
books, except #8 which is $3, are $2 cash/m.o./trade and $1
gets you all the b'sides. I've published many underground
legends, including Charles Bukowski, Lyn Lifshin, Todd
Moore, Steve Richmond, Kurt Nimmo, Bill Shields, Cheryl A.
Townsend, Paul Weinman, ron androla, Gerald Locklin, William
Packard (editor of THE NEW YORK QUARTERLY) and many, many
more fantastic poets and writers who're all ignored by the
mainstream publishers. My wife, Crista C. Williams,
publishes the notorious underground litmag HAPPY KITTY. A
sample copy of it can be had for $2 cash/m.o. We can both be
reached at 4405 Bellaire Drive South #220, Fort Worth, TX
76109-5103, USA, or at robert.howington@chrysalis.org
As for me I've had a chapbook of poems and two short stories
translated into German by Ariel-Verlag called K.O. im
Copyshop. I've had a chapbook of poems, JUST ANOTHER MENACE
TO SOCIETY (Penny Dreadful Press, Nashville, TN) and
short stories, SPIKED SLURPEE (Undulating Bedsheets
Productions, LA, CA), published. I also won the 1994 Charles
E. Hanna Literary Award, judged by the Texas Christian
University (Fort Worth, TX) English Chair, with the poem A
WOMAN I KNOW AT WORK. I've had poems and short stories in
such mags as THE NEW YORK QUARTERLY, THE WORMWOOD REVIEW,
ATOM MIND, So it goes... (an e-zine), AH POOK IS HERE
(England), THE MOWER (Germany), SIVULLINEN (Finland) and
over 100 others.
PISS ON THIS.
Written on the urinal stall in the
men's room at POOR DAVID'S PUB in
Dallas and among the crudely drawn
hard-ons and child-like scribbled
phone numbers of people offering sex
to those that have the money to pay
for it, there was somebody's opinion
regarding prayer in the schools. I
read it while relieving myself. It
stated, "There will always be prayer
in school if they keep giving math
tests."
WE'RE ALL GOING DOWN.
I just saw an
anti-smoking ad
on tv. It said,
"You smoke. You
die."
Excuse me, but
I think these
people should
go back to the
very beginning
where it says,
"You born. You
die."
ANOTHER POEM WRITTEN
ON COMPANY TIME.
Jesus, the philosopher (I don't
call him the Son of God, but
that's another poem), once told
his fans, "For the wages of sin
is death."
I sit here at my desk at work,
a career paper pusher for Uncle
Sam, thinking I'd much rather
plunder, rape, murder, pillage,
fuck, gamble and consume drugs
24-7-365 than work 8-to-5 for
40 years in a boring office,
plus be a goody two shoes the
whole time, and fucking die
anyway.
THE FIRST TIME I DIED.
When Julie, my first wife, stood in
the bedroom's doorway and said she
didn't love me anymore her words tore
through me like bullets.
I sat on the edge of our bed holding
myself tight where it hurt, my head
hung low, tears spilling out of my eyes.
The pain was so bad I was thinking I
wished I was dead.
I didn't know it then but I had already
died.
The tears were a rebirth.
All poems (C) 1995 ROBERT W. HOWINGTON
ÚÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ¿
³ The following entry by Jenn ³
ÃÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ´
³ "Interventionist Idealism Comes Forth" ³
ÀÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÙ
The story that is about to be told is a true story! The names have
been changed to protect the innocent. The main character of the story was
five when it took place and is now the age of fifteen.
Zowie was born 1980 and lived in Columbus, Ohio. She had a babysitter
who lived down the street. This is where she spent the greater part of each
day. At the age of five Zowie had long blond hair and big blue eyes. She had
a good life, lots of friends, nice parents, and a great older sister who she
looked up to. Though her family was ideal they were all blind to the evil
she put up with every day.
Now, Zowie can only remember a few incidents, but she knew these were
not the only ones. Zowie's family was the only white family in the 'hood'
and this is the only reason that Zowie could come up with with as to why she
was the only one who was molested by her babysitter's son, Ander.
Her actual babaysitter was nice and always had sweets for the kids to
eat, yet going there for Zowie was the beginning of a neverending nightmare.
Ander, the molester, was adopted and always had many problems. And because he
was black and Zowie was a young white girl who was extremely vulnerable he
took them out on her.
She knew subconciously that what he was doing was wrong, but she
didn't have the power to stop him. It came unexpected. When she was taking a
nap he'd come into her room and pull down her pants. In the car he'd force
her to put her hand in his pocket, where he had ever so cleverly cut holes
in his pocket. He'd make her touch, squeeze and stroke anything he wanted her
to, while she sat with tears in her eyes.
To this day, Zowie remembers these times with unwanted vividness. She
said that what bothers her the most is that she can't remember what happened
before the age of five. When asked what she would do if she ever saw him
again, she said she'd ask him why then punch him in the stomach. She has
never told her parents. She knows they can't change the past. And it would
only put a great deal of guilt upon them. She's telling me because people go
through life without ever realizing that someone you think you know so well
has put up with so much shit.
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ÚÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ¿
³ McCROSKEY'S CORNER ³
ÃÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ´
³ "How To Spot A Redneck" ³
ÀÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÙ
Please send all responses to lamont@CPCN.COM
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What is it that makes a redneck? There are so many different things
that come together to make a redneck, and it's just amazing how easy it is to
spot one. Is it the old beat-up car? Is it the flannel shirt and tight jeans?
Is it the long hair (male OR female)?
The easiest way to spot a redneck is by the vehicular mode of
transportation. Either it's an old, beat-up rusting hunk of metal with a
tailpipe dragging behind it, or it's a nicely kept old car with a souped-up
442 or something like that. Either car makes a lot of noise, and both are
easy to spot. I don't know why the beat-up cars share that common tri-color
paint scheme, and most of the time it's not paint, it's primer. And the
souped-up cars, why is the rear of the car jacked up? They've always got
these big, fat tires and the wheels will be jacked up about a foot off of the
ground. I've always thought this to be a waste of time since it raises the
car's center of gravity and makes it much more difficult to take corners. I
guess that doesn't matter much since they spend most of their time cruising
up tand down the street looking for some fresh junior-high school 'women' to
pick up on, which brings me to my next point.
Why it it that there are so many redneck men in their mid-twenties
with girlfriends that are about 16 years old? I've seen that alot in this
little redneck town that I love in. I've heard of 20 year old guys seeing 15
year old junior high girls and stuff. It surprises the hell out of me. I don't
understand it and I can't figure it out. Is it because these girls remind
them of their sisters? That's the only thing I can think of.
Another universal redneck fact is that a majority of red necks have
sex in their back seats. Is there something about back seats that I am missing?
I can't stand just sitting in most back seats, but to have sex in the back
seat? I know that there are non-rednecks that have had sex in their back seats,
but the ratio of rednecks having some of that back seat action to other people
doing it is about 25,000:1. Well, I guess if you're that horny and you've got
to do it, any place is comfortable.
I've also noticed that rednecks seem to share a common bond as far as
clothing goes. The norm is something like a flannel shirt, tight jeans, some
old torn up boots or shoes, and a mesh baseball cap. Did they all get together
and plan this at a Klan rally or something? I'm still amazed at the
similarities in clothing that all of the rednecks share. And their jeans will
have that cool ring on their back pockets where their can of chew has been
for the last 5 years. I don't know, I just don't know about the rednecks.
Don't even mention mobile homes. Don't get me wrong though, I've seen many a
nice mobile home park, and there are some nice people living in a lot of these
places. But I'm talking about those parks where's there's about 5 fet between
each trailer, a dog (or 5) is leashed up to every one of them, all of the kids
are running around either nekkid, or pretty damned close to it. "Hey bitch,
what cha cookin' tonight?" asks a 28 year old voice. "We're having spam and
tuna, honey," replies a 16 year old voice. I'm glad that tornadoes strike
mobile homes so much, I consider it population control for rednecks.
Rednecks really make me sick. I wonder what they think? I know that they are
not on the same train of thought that the rest of the world is. I remember
riding by a truck with one of my punk friends, and all of the sudden I hear
something barking from within the truck. I seriously thought it was dog until
I heard my friend yelling at the truck. As it turns out, it was a couple of
rednecks barking at my friend because he had on a chain around his neck. I
guess that's another universal redneck thing since that was the second time
within a couple of days that rednecks had barked at him.
Something muct be done about rednecks. There must be a Klan out there against
rednecks. They should all be strung up! I think there should be an annual
trailer tipping night or something, that oughta really piss them off!
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ÚÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ¿There are forces at work, yet it is safe to say that these forces
³IN CLOSING:³are not beyond our understanding. These forces, rules put upon us
ÀÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÙby every sprouting young republican yuppie asshole can be changed.
Write, write, write those letters to congress when you hear about an upcoming
decision you disagree with. People try to hard to put you in your place so
they can get what they feel they deserve and always maintain the highest
position. Sometimes it's not a bad idea, if the person you are doing it to
has made such a strong effort to shit on the underdog. Either let them keep
on taking your freedom or KILL YOURSELF!
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ÚÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ¿
³DISTRIBUTION IS AS FOLLOWS:³
ÀÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÙ
E-MAIL
* IAMHOLTZ@oak.grove.iup.edu
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FTP:
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GOPHER:
* gopher://gopher.etext.org/11/Zines
HTML:(Take a look at the new homepage when you get the chance)
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