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Issue Number 19 ÜÜÜ ÜÜ Ü ÜÜ
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Û ÛÜÛ ÛÜÛ ÛßÜ ÜÜÛ ÛÜ ÛÜ Û
http://www.in.the.process.of.returning.com/
IAMHOLTZ@oak.grove.iup.edu / BEAN@cpcn.com
148 Jackson St. / Indiana, PA / 15701
Editor: Dave Holtz
ÕÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍ͸
³A 'zine that explores everything that's wrong.³
³This includes: Earth, America, labels, stupid ³
³people, illiteracy, incompitance, mainstream, ³
³ignorance, religion,annoying people,education,³
³and whatever else we can think of that's wrong³
ÔÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍ;
February 1996
DIY
FREE
ANTI-(c)
ðððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððð
"If knowledge is power than I wanna be a dictator."
ðððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððð
IN THIS ISSUE WE EXPLORE...
ÛßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßÛ
Û Where has the Kill Yourself Web Site Gone To? Û
ßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßß
ÛßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßÛ
Û Proctor & Gamble Makes The World Know They Are Homophobic Û
ßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßß
ÛßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßÛ
Û Animal Rights Û
ßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßß
ÛßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßÛ
Û A Reply to Last Issue's BAN COMPUSERVILE! Û
ßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßß
ðððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððð
ORIGINAL WORKS INCLUDE...
ÛßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßÛ
Û "Severed Heads and Other Fun Delusions" Û
ßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßß
ÛßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßÛ
Û "What Is Politics?" Û
ßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßß
ðððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððð
McCROSKEY'S CORNER EXPLORES...
ÛßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßÛ
Û Why Do Animals Have Rights? Û
ßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßß
ðððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððð
CLOSING STATEMENTS...
ÛßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßÛ
Û GOOD NEWS Û
ßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßß
ðððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððð
ISSUES/PROBLEMS...
ðððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððð
THE FOLLOWING ENTRY BROUGHT TO YOU BY Dave Holtz (IAMHOLTZ@oak.grove.iup.edu)
ÚÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ¿
³THIS IS MORE THAN JUST A PROBLEM ³
ÀÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÙ
You should all have received the recent Kill Yourself News Updates where I
have basically pleaded in desparation. I have finally been recognized on
Factsheet Five. My site can be found on any zine list. I am first on the
list when you type "kill yourself" on Web Crawler. I have a mailing list of
50+ people. I'm not trying to brag but I beleive I have accomplished alot
for providing a free information service. I don't want to see it go to waste.
ÚÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ¿
³THERE IS A SOLUTION ³
ÀÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÙ
Originally the solution to this problem was a desparate cry for help. Me
verbally pleading at my knees until I was replied to by a contributor,
subscriber and all around nice guy as far as Kill Yourself is concerned.
And you can all thank Dale Edmonds for he is the reason that Kill Yourself
should be back on the web sometime in March. Thanks Dale!
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THE FOLLOWING ENTRY BROUGHT TO YOU BY Jan Thompson (Rjyanal@aol.com)
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³PROBLEM 10 ³
ÀÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÙ
Proctor and Gamble has pulled their advertising in selected areas only for
tonight's broadcast of "Friends" in which a lesbian couple had a ceremony of
union presided over by Candace Gingrich. The religious right orchestrated a
fax and phone campaign to protest the advertising and P&G responded by
pulling their ads in areas where they had the most calls and faxes.
ÚÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ¿
³SOLUTION 10.1 ³
ÀÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÙ
The G/L/B/T community may respond to this action by calling Proctor & Gamble
complaint line at 1-800-595-1407 to register our disappointment with P&Gs
action. Also, call NBC at 212-664-2333 to commend them for airing the show.
You can make a difference.
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THE FOLLOWING ENTRY BROUGHT TO YOU BY Nate Snaza (ionsur@prairie.lakes.com)
ÚÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ¿
³PROBLEM 723615 ³
ÀÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÙ
Millions of animals die each year in cruel and unspeakable ways... why? So
that consumers like us can eat a burger, wear leather shoes, and buy name
brand cosmetics.
Cows are killed after 4 or 5 years, when their average natural life span is
20 years. Veal calves spend their entire lives in crates barely bigger than
they are, and are fed shredded newspaper and their own excrement so their
flesh is tender.
Chickens are de-beaked with a hot iron so they don't peck each other to
death, but the anesthetic free de-beaking causes such infection that many die
anyway.
Fur farms hold animals in small steel cages which cause stress, anxiety, and
deformation of the animals' feet. If they survive living in their own
excrement, and don't commit suicide they are killed by throat slitting, anal
electricution, and the "humane" gassing (what you don't hear is the gassing
rarely kills the animals and they are often skinned alive).
In locked laboratories in cosmetic companies tests such as the Draize test
(smearing a product into the eyes of albino rabbits to test toxicity), Skin
Irritancy test (smearing a product on an animal to see how caustic it is),
and the ever popular LD50 test (force feeding a large population of animals a
substance until half of them die). These tests are expensive, out dated, and
offer no real results (the difference in the human reactions is quite
different. example: albino rabbits (from Draize test) have no tear ducts. How
anyone can expect human eyes with tear ducts to react the same is beyond me.)
ÚÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ¿
³SOLUTION 0532805873 ³
ÀÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÙ
Go vegetarian. Do a favor for yourself and cut out harmful cholesterol and
save lives in the process.
Don't wear leather, wool, down, or fur. There are plenty of cheaper, more
durable options that don't cost lives.
Boycott companies that test on animals and BUY CRUELTY FREE! They won't learn
until it starts to hurt them where they can feel it... their bank accounts.
*****SUPPORT GRASSROOTS ACTIVIST GROUPS!*****
Most major cities have at least one, and there are many nation wide groups.
For a list of cruelty free companies, information on animal rights,
information on what you can do to get involved and to support our efforts by
giving donations write to us at:
S.C.A.R. (Student Coaltion For Animal Rights)
P.O. Box 36
Mankato, MN 56001
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THE FOLLOWING ENTRY BROUGHT TO YOU BY Bastian (wilhelms@cci-29palms.com)
ÚÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ¿
³PROBLEM 011 ³
ÀÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÙ
>CompuServe -- heretofore to be known as ``CompuServile'' -- has just
>buckled under to a German law that bans pornography on the Internet.
>In an effort to please its Gestapo masters, CompuServile has elected
>to censor hundreds of USENET groups which focus on sexual issues.
This is crap! The news you didn't hear - because this Nazi-crap fits with
foreign prejudices and selling Nazi-Germany news works better than selling
other ones - is, that GERMAN LAW ENFORCERS DIDN'T FORCE COMPUSERVE to
censor the 200 newsgroups. Germany had a bunch of policemen investigating
whether there were dangerous things on the net and they did that through
CompuServe, and CompuServe knew that. THAT'S ALL!!! CompuServe, as every
other big Online Service, sees it's future in offering "Family friendly"
Service. CompuServe did this all alone. CompuServe is the Gestapo and they
had a free PR-event and their own holocaust in one. They tried to prevent
boycotts by having a news conference where they said German law enforcers
wanted to put them behind bars.
ÚÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ¿
³SOLUTION 0111111110 ³
ÀÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÙ
DO ME AND US ALL A FOVOUR AND DOUBLE-CHECK YOUR SOURCES, AS ANY RESPONSIBLE
JOURNALIST WOULD DO!
>If servers anywhere on earth will automatically service any fascist law
>passed by any fascist country on earth, free speech will be history.
>This is serious.
Germany is not a fascist country. People like you are fascists. YOU are making
everybody hate a group of people by publishing stuff that is not true.
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SHORT STORIES/POETRY...
ðððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððð
THE FOLLOWING ENTRY BROUGHT TO YOU BY Josh Yeagley (JKSD@oak.grove.iup.edu)
ÚÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ¿
³ "Severed Heads and Other Fun Delusions" ³
ÀÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÙ
Sir Kirath thought upon it. The Lady Morgoth was his true love, and
he had to have her. His choice could mean his own death, but he could
not bring himself to choose otherwise. The Lady Morgoth's father had
challenged him to a quest for her hand, to prove his worthiness. It
was a quest that had been completed by only one man in the history of the
world, Sir Kirath would journey to a far land to acquire the head of the
Snakewoman, Medusa, if he was not killed in the attempt.
Sir Kirath caught the first flight out of London to Athens, Greece
in early March, leaving the biting chill of his homeland for an even worse
fate. He arrived in Athens at 7.52 am., left the terminal, and got a taxi
to the Medusa's lair, where he donned his Magical Silver Armour, and
brandished his fierce Uzi in an intimidating fashion.
Stealthily, he made his way up to the 21st floor on the maintenance
elevator, slipping out silently as the doors opened. Fighting his way up
the remaining flight of stairs, he nearly fell, and could have sprained
an ankle, were it not for his high top Nike basketball shoes with superior
ankle support. As he rounded the corner of the hallway at the stairwell's
end, he heard voices and the constant tapping of typewriters coming from
the north. Knowing that these would be the Medusa's sentries, he executed
a roll-a-dope and laid waste to the area from a kneeling stance. The
secretaries literally flew from their desk chairs as the 9mm slugs brought
forth a final spasm of life.
His heartbeat quickened as he saw the gateway to the Snakewoman's
inner lair to the east. Kicking open the door, he closed his eyes to avoid
her stoning gaze and spent the last rounds of ammunition randomly, praying
that one might find its target. Sir Kirath then heard the whimpering cry
of the Medusa as she slumped to the floor, nearly opening his eyes as
he did his victory dance.
"Please, d-don't kill me, Ill do anything, just let me live!"
"Have at thee, foul snake woman! You will perish for your evil deeds."
And he quickly whipped out his handy compact, flipped it open and angled
the mirror towards his target. Casting his spent Uzi to the floor, he
grabbed his Walther p-38 from a shoulder holster and pumped 3 rounds into
her chest. She died.
Carefully, so as to avoid the horrid countenance of his victim, he slid
his 12 inch survival knife from its sheath and took a good ten minutes
hacking away at the woman's neck before the head came off, and then stuffed
it into his Jansport satchel.
The flight home was a short one, it seemed, as Kirath slept most of the
way, relieved that he had completed his quest successfully, and had not
drawn the vengeance of the Medusa's evil allies.
He anxiously left the plane and ran home to the Lady Morgoth, only
discover that her father would still refuse him, claiming that his
worthiness, though not in question, was still not as important as a healthy
bank account. In emotional agony, both Sir Kirath and the Lady Morgoth
ran to the garden, where they had secretly met for weeks before his quest.
As they would never be permitted to wed, they agreed on a mutual suicide.
Looking down into the mirrorlike surface of the well as he pulled
Snakewoman's head from his bag, they prepared to look up together in a
final moment of love.
Siren's pierced the dreaded silence as the police surrounded the area
to find a man dressed in foil, standing alone, holding a severed head over
a birdbath in central park.
"There's that S.C.A. freak, open fire!"
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THE FOLLOWING ENTRY BROUGHT TO YOU BY Anonymous
ÚÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ¿
³ "What Is Politics?" ³
ÀÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÙ
Son: "Dad, may I ask you a question?"
Father: "Sure son. What's the question?"
Son: "What is politics?"
Father: "Well, let's take our home for example. I am the wage
earner, so let's call me `Capitalism'. Your mother is the
administrator of money, so we'll call her `Government'. We take care
of your needs, so we'll call you `The People'. We'll call the maid
`The Working Class', and your baby brother we can call `The Future.'
Do you understand, Son?"
Son: "I'm not really sure, Dad. I'll have to think about it".
That night, awakened by his baby brother's crying, the boy went to see
what was wrong. Discovering that the baby had seriously soiled his
diaper, the boy went to his parent's room and found his mother sound
asleep and his father gone. He went to the maid's room, where, peeking
through the keyhole, he saw his father in bed with the maid. The boy's
knocking went totally unheeded by his father and the maid, so the boy
returned to his room and went back to sleep.
The next morning he reported to his father. "Dad, now I think I
understand what politics is".
Father: "Good son! Can you explain it to me in your own words?"
Son: "Well Dad, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class,
Government is sound asleep, the People are being completely ignored
and the future is full of shit".
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McCROSKEY'S CORNER
ðððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððð
Please send all responses to lamont@CPCN.COM
ÚÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ¿
³ Why Do Animals Have Rights? ³
ÀÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÙ
Welcome my followers to another episode of McCroskey's Corner! Today I read
an article in this zine that had to do with animal righs and that kind of
crap. Boy, did that one get me going. Ask me if I care about animals or
their "rights."
I'll tell ya the rights that animals have around me... the right to die.
They have the right to fry on a grill. They have the right to get the hell
away from me before I chase the damned things with a baseball bat.
Why is it that people think that animals should have rights? If they wanted
rights so badly, they'd let us know somehow that they wanted rights. To me,
animals are just a tasty thing to eat. That, or they just get on my nerves.
I don't care if the animal is domestic or not. If a dog comes around me,
I get pissed at it. I just don't trust the damned things. They don't play
by our rules because they don't have to. Therefore they go around biting
people whenever they want. I remember trusting a dog around my little brother
once, and it bit him on the foot. Needless to say, I beat the shit out of it
with a pool stick.
As for otehr animals like dolphins? So what? What the hell are they doing for
me? What are they doing for anyone around here? The only good thing I see
coming from animals is the fact that we can use them for testing, and they
make a great food source.
People want to bitch and moan about animal testing, then what should we use
for testing? Sure, some animals don't really compare to humans in physiology,
but they're alot closer than a guess. I sure wouldn't want to spray some
deodorant in my armpits and end up getting some kind of rash.
Why do people even care about animals? Awwwww... that dog is so cute! Yet,
I'll bet that same person would go home and eat a hamburger. What about the
poor little cows that are slaughtered to make that hamburger? Certain
animals are spared just because they're cute. Well, I say FUCK that. I'll
eat a cute furry bunny just as soon as I'd eat a piece of chicken!
In closing, I'd just like to say that I think all animals should be used
for whatever people want to use them for. Everything from food, to testing,
to sex for all I care. You dorks out there might say "save the dolphins!"
Well I say, "what about the tuna?" Fuck 'em all! I'm hungry for meat!
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ÚÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ¿
³IN CLOSING:³
ÀÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÙ
Issue 20 Will be out late March 1996.
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ÚÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ¿
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