I Bleed for This? 008

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I Bleed for This

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                         Innocent Gothic Boy Vomits 
                          Appreciated by Snarfblat 

From: mnemonic@netcom.com (Rev Lebaredian) 
Subject: Innocent Gothic Boy Vomits 
Newsgroups: alt.fondle.vomit 
Date: Wed, 20 Jan 1993 12:45:18 GMT 

The following is a true story of a tender loving Gothic Boy/Girl that he  
told me.  If anybody questions this story, we can obtain the name, address 
phone #, picture, shoe size, hair lint, and vomit sample(fondled and all): 

 
  Once upon a time in the land where rocks are eagles the boy of Gothdom 
called PUNCHY(for all practicle purposes)  was shmoozin around in his land 
of green flowers with his kiddlin sistar watchin there kanine dogster 
squeezin a sweet frump on the bed of green.  At their delight, the         
poochey-kin took of it's precious lawn cigar a wiff of oderiphous sent.     
In one quick smoof mistar woffey-woofer champed down the greasy chunk of  
brownie roll(yummy-yooom-yimmy). 
  The powie-pooch then gurgled in extuseey!  AND fountaned his everloving 
lumpchinks of mutt-dirt-sculpture over the greeny tundra.  To the      
boogey-eyed stretched-lipped limpin-lobed amazement of the donnie and marie 
of the nindies, punky-pupper swiped up his uncle RALPH(a.ka. RALPHOO!ma)    
and swallered his baby-luv for the twise tam. 
  This didn't cuddle in nicely with punchy's all knowin luve seete.  There 
was gurglin bublin rumplin tumplin good time gone ahn in the old man food 
SAC of dair old PUNCHY.  Mr. tappypooke said g'by to mr. pres sir Kennedy     
launched up the lunchski.  GOODTIm I'LL bE DamNED goothic punchyrello blew 
the biale ONTO! the concrate wer the der yung SHATdoggy lapped up ms.  
pukleteat and freinds from the CHANKland rat beefore the virgine ahs of the 
dear shlubbin MISSY SISSY ENgothereney!ponchereno. 

  THIS DANT NOT NO seemely SAt wrat in th'lubbin ol' nostrilites of the all 
MATTY eas o bucket O' ]}[}92"9GODDYgoodyFODgodGie.  An he seta down the ohl 
matty power o'd'lode off herlin merlin hissy pissy shissy tissy wissy kissy 
sissy smass of mr. freind yellowchank ...  And browt forthey NaTuReS pLuNgEr 
on sisso mismo, han sheey not without my daughter vormited on the patty'o o' 
sin'o. 

What happen after tis a mistery ofall time. 

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