I Dont Care if You Read This 002

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I Dont Care if You Read This

 · 5 years ago

  

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                         i don't care productions 
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due to unforseen complications, the html version of idciyrt #2 
will have to be put on hold.  you can currently find the 
html version of idciyrt on 
  
[undisclosed, more complications arose] 
  
along with the rest of my homepage.  to give you a quick glance 
on what you can find on my homepage, i've made the following 
list: 
  
cool graphics 
dead milkmen memorial page 
a page about me 
a page about my goodie goodie friend matt 
jumps to my favorite places 
html version of idciyrt 
mailing list 
mail to me! 
things that i havn't had time to put up yet are coming *soon*! 
  
and a bunch of stuff that has to remain a secret so you go 
    visit it 
  
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ode to my faithful companion 
  
i had a dog named merri that's like no other 
i thrived on to petting, feeding, and loving her 
she fetched the paper for me every single day 
oh, how i loved the look in her eyes as we play 
but one foul day happiness was taken away from me 
hate and murder soon became all that i could see 
some fucking shithead hit her in his truck 
i was forced to go out and find that damned fuck 
i saw a truck parked out in front of sam's bar and grill 
it had a merri sized blood stain, i felt a sudden chill 
so patiently i had waited in the bushes with my baseball bat 
soon a man came out with a sun burnt neck and yankees hat 
he headed for the ford and attempted to put his key in 
as i sneaked out from behind the bush i started to grin 
i connected the bat to his skull with the greatest of ease 
his blood shot out in every direction that you please 
he hit the ground in complete pain, i knew i would win 
i brought my doc martins back and kicked him in the chin 
his head whipped back faster than any man's eye could see 
i drank alot of beer before, and now i had the desire to pee 
urinating on the man was one of the best things i've done 
he thought i was finished with him, but i was just having fun 
i brought out the hacksaw and started to amputate his arm 
starting with the fingers, i thought of better ways to harm 
i shoved my baseball bat up his ass, then hammered it in further 
he started to bawl, i think he was crying for his damned mother 
to silence his cries, i kicked him violently in the throat 
he was instantly quiet, ha! that certainly got his goat 
  
  
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man down by the river 
  
one early fall day i was taking a walk down by the river 
an elderly gentleman was tossing rocks into the river by himself 
i watched him for a while, until he put his watch in his pocket 
i jaunted down the riverbanks down towards him silently 
i came up behind him, and put a cap in his punk ass 
taking his watch, i tossed his hide into his beloved river, bitch 
  
  
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madonna, my love 
  
i see u and ur pointy boobies 
u r so beutifel, i want u 
i piked flowerz 4 u 2day 
pleeze mary me madona. 
  
  
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how much i love thee 
  
you are more lovely than a summer's breeze 
you are so cute when you make a sneeze 
your hair smells like one thousand roses 
you're the most beautiful girl since the time of moses 
the way the sun filters through your hair 
the perfect loving with you i want to share 
i know that you are the one to fix my itch 
i want to taste your cunt on my tounge, bitch. 
  
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  that's just about it for this installment of idciyrt... check 
out the next issue for the adventures of the white power ranger 
and his side-kick, redneck boy. 
  
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i don't care if you read this is written by pip2 the angry youth 
  
the online version is coming soon. 
  
if you like this mag, then export it to your shell account through pine 
and upload it to a local board. 
  
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-eof-