Holy Temple of Mass Consumption 01

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· 26 Apr 2019

  

 
        ATTENTION ALL SUBGENII, SEMI-NORMS, AND CASUAL OBSERVERS! 
                 N O T   A N   A D V E R T I S E M E N T 
                 O R   I N D U C E M E N T   T O   B U Y 
                          A N Y T H I N G ! ! ! 

       DISCLAIMER:  I neither advocate, nor endorse the information 
       that follows.  I just thought you might like to know... 

                  (excerpted from Stark Fist of Removal) 

       2nd Authorized FisTemple Lodge of the Church of the Subgenius 
          Dr. Philo Drummond, 01 and Cookie Drummond, F.G.O.T.R 
                              P.O. Box 1572 
                        Maryland Heights, MO 63043 

       Yes, "Bob" inexplicably transferred his right-brain man (the first 
       and only *true* OverMan) from Dallas to Dioxinland near St. 
       Louis.  Those who dare can now contact Philo himself at this 
       only other fully-sanctioned P.O. Box.  When Philo and Cookie 
       (and the UberBaby, Christinita) were Transported, Church 
       combo Drs. for Wotan split into WOTAN SOUTH (Dallas) and 
       Philo's new 2000 DOKTORS.  Unless the music is directly 
       Dobbs-oriented, send your self-produced EPs to Philo, not 
       the Foundation.  Philo knows Dobbs better than anyone -- so 
       all Church Bribes should be sent to him as well. 

       And Philo possesses the last known stash of the second STARK 
       FIST (tabloid sized issue).  It's out of print and a sure- 
       fire collector's item.  You can order these precious back 
       issues for $5 apiece FROM PHILO ONLY.  We probably will 
       reprint it again, but it'll *LOOK* like a reprint.  NHGH got 
       to the originals in the form of a fungus that attacks rubber 
       cement. 

       "The church of the SubGenius was founded in 1978 by DOBBS 
       and Doktor Philo Drummond, whose true identity remains a 
       secret lest his prominent family in Dallas be mortified by 
       his unorthodox religious activities." 

       (end of excerpt) 

       I personally spoke with Dr. Drummond and Rev. Stang recently 
       at the opening date for Drummond's latest Doktor Band, "The 
       Swinging Love Corpses".  The MagicK of Mail Order Sales is 
       *STILL ALIVE*.  Be sure and ask about the new video.  And 
       tell'em "Some Damn Old Nobody" from SWBT sent ya'! 

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