Greeny World Domination 104

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· 5 years ago

  

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...yeah yeah, you self-pitying rascals. LISTEN, watchin' "CHiPs" isn't a waste  
of time, it's a golldarn PRIVILEGE. Shit. Watching CHiPs is an INVESTMENT,  
yielding high-dollar psycho-emotional dividends. 

Hmm.  I guess no one's arguing that CHiPs isn't an Important Show. But it was 
almost implied by the tone of the last couple of files.  So, obviously, I felt 
obliged to set the record straight.  Heh.  I guess i'm just over-reacting. 
Heh heh.  I mean, no one would SERIOUSLY question the supremacy of CHiPs. 
Heh.  What a fool I've been.  I'm sure Officer John Baker would've called me 
on this, kinda like the way he called Leif Garret on bein' selfish that time, 
even though Leif sorta had a RIGHT to be freakin' out, since that Major Healy 
guy who was his manager was just pushing him too darn hard...I mean, it was 
always GO GO GO.  And, geez, i mean even Leif has to relax once in a while, 
and drive around in his sports coupe and just sorta unwind, it's not a CRIME, 
darnit, but Maj. Healy didn't undertand, but Officer Baker ("John") helped him  
understand, and in the end, the Benefit Show was a grand success, thanks to 
the rascally "Paunch." 

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Issue#104 of "GwD:  The American Dream with a Twist -- of Lime" ISSN 1523-1585 
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