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Greeny World Domination Fifth Anniversary Party
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YOU are cordially invited to a gala celebration of the Fifth Anniversary of
The GREENY world Domination Task Force, Inc.
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-+- The GwD Fifth Anniversary Party -+-
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THE FIVE Ws of GwaDFest98 (all of these are further elaborated upon below):
WHO: WE are throwing a party and YOU are invited.
WHAT: The FIFTH ANNIVERSARY of GwD
WHEN: GwD turns FIVE on June 10, 1998. A small-scale party will be
held for the elite dr00gs on that date. We'll most likely just \
drink highballs and go to the titty bar. But, a kick-ass
mutha-fuckin' par-tay will be held on June 19, 1998 (true to
form, we've procrastinated and this announcement is being
released only 10 days before the shindig, most likely assuring
low attendance of almost entirely local dr00gs).
open to the general public. So come on out and bring a friend.
WHERE: Marduk's house.
WHY: GwD is FIVE. It's also a chance to meet and mingle with fellow
dr00gs and dr00gettes. Aww yeah.
HOW: Take a bus, take a train, go and hop an aero-plane. Walk for
all I care...but you MUST be in attendance at the party, or
there will be hell to pay. Green Hell. And I'm not talking
about the Misfits' song, either.
<Explanation: A slight change in plans.>
We would have had the party on June 10 (which was the original plan), but due to
unforeseen circumstances in the personal lives of high-ranking GwD-Officials, it
has been postponed until June 19 and a smaller party will be held for just the
GwD big-wigs on June 10, 1998. Besides, the tenth is a WEDNESDAY, and who wants
to party on WEDNESDAY? Wednesday is HUMP day, a day for what its name implies.
So don't fret about the slight change in plans.
= WHO =
Invitors: The GwD High Council has been planning this event for months. Maybe.
Invitees: Anyone who receives this as an e-mail or sees this on the web is
hereby invited. Bring a friend or five.
= WHAT =
This will be the party to end all parties. We hope. Of course, the party is
BYOB and BYODF (Bring Your Own Damn Food). Bring other stuff if you must, but
please observe MODERATION because it's not our job to drive your drunk-ass home
and we sure as hell don't want anyone getting arrested. Basically, it'll be a
nice little gathering with an on-going, multi-authored text file being written
by those in attendance, courtesy of STM's laptop (a concept we're blatantly
ripping off from the DummerCon files by our pals over at doomed to obscurity).
Come for the fellowship, stay for the entertainment:
SEE the mighty HORSE IMPRESSION of Lobo Licious!
SEE the awesome THUMB-TWIDDLING of Seth The Man!
HEAR the TRUMPET SRYLINGS of Diamondback!
SEE and HEAR the rantings of PREACHER/PIRATE Yancey Slide!
SEE Bob the Master of the World BREAK THINGS while drunk!
SEE the dr00gan wimmen in a MUD-WRESTLING EXTRAVAGANZA!
(We still have to get them to agree to that last one.)
FEEL the AWESOME PRESENCE that IS Bill Hooper! (if he's not in India)
Bring your own unique talents or just bring your favorite GwD Propaganda for the
AUTOGRAPH SESSION which will follow the INVOCATION of GRENE!
= WHEN =
The affair will take place in the evening of June 19, 1998. Be there.
Or don't.
= WHERE =
Marduk's house. Marduk is Diamondback's cousin. He lives on a farm. He has no
nearby neighbors. We can have a loud drunken orgy! YAY!
(See "HOW" below for directions.)
= WHY =
Because Grene commands it. Don't fuck with the Goddess.
= HOW =
E-mail Seth The Man (seththeman@cyberdude.com) for directions to Marduk's
swingin' pad.
-*- GwD. We rock balls AND we're five. -*-
For more information regarding GwaDFest98, contact:
The GREENY world Domination Task Force, Inc.
http://gwd.snakeden.org/
http://www.geocities.com/Athens/2334/
ftp://ftp.etext.org/Zines/Greeny/
gwd@geocities.com
P.O. Box 16038 - Lubbock, Texas - 79490
The GwD Task Force, Inc. - Bringing YOU All the Best in Absolute Crap Since 1993
***** copyright (c) MCMXCVIII GwD, Inc. *****
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