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Greeny World Domination
 · 5 years ago

  

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T h e G R E E N Y w o r l d D o m i n a t i o n T a s k F o r c e ,
I n c o r p o r a t e d
Presents:
__ __ 888888888 0000000
_____ ____ _| |__| |_ 888 888 000 000
// | \ |_ __ _| 888 888 000 000 000
|| ____ | || | | | | | 888888888 000 000 000
|| || \ / | || | _| |__| |_ 888 888 000 000 000
\\___// \/\/ |____/ |_ __ _| 888 888 000 000 000
|__| |__| 888 888 000 000
888888888 0000000

"The Significance of 05-25-00" by Kilroy

----- GwD: The American Dream with a Twist -- of Lime ***** Issue #80 -----
----- release date: 01-03-01 ***** ISSN 1523-1585 -----

Hell yeah, bizatch -

check it:

05-25-00 wass the perfect day, as mentioned in the last GwD release. Let's see
why:

05 - (5*5) - 2000
05 - (5*5) - (400*5)
05 - (5*5) - [(500-100)*5]
05 - (5*5) - {[(5*100)-100]*5}
05 - (5*5) - {[(5*(5*20))-(5*20)]*5} <-damn, I'm not sure what to do with
the {[()]} at this level...
05 - (5*5) - {[(5*(5*(5*4)))-(5*(5*4))]*5}
05 - (5*5) - {[(5*(5*(5*(5-1))))-(5*(5*(5-1)))]*5}
05 - (5*5) - {[(5*(5*(5*(5-5/5))))]-(5*(5*(5-(5/5))))]*5}

So it's got 15 5's in it, which you may be thinking is pretty damn sneaky,
because, well, 15 = 5 * 3.

But WAIT! 5*3 = 5*(5-2) = 5*[5-(5/5)-(5/5)]

That's another 6 5's , bringing us to 21 5's. My derivation of the 15 5's
took 9 lines, which is 5+(5-5/5), bringing us to 30 5's. 30 is 5 * 6.

6 mod 5 is 1.

So, obviously, with mathematical proof, GwD is number 1, because it knows when
to release its hyper-373t3 text philes, dood.

Kickass. Greeny is a master of numerology, too.

- Kilroy, with way too much free time

[Also, this here file is part of a release on 01-03-01 which, of course, adds
to 5. Word, G.]

/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\
--- The GwD High Council ---
Top Worshipper Type of Guy - Lobo Licious
Top Dog Type of Guy - Seth The Man
Top Organizer Type of Guy - Ratt Fink
Worshipper Type of Guy - Diamondback
Dog Type of Guy - TransDerm-Nitro
Advisor/Corsair - Yancey Slide
\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/
/-----------------------***** GwD Propagandists *****--------------------------\
| Lobo Licious - Seth The Man - The Lizard King - Yancey Slide - Sir Flea |
| Zippy - Aracnia - Zen - Trojan-Man - fastjack - Diamondback - Bill Hooper |
| Lasher - Mogel - Izzy - Bob the Master of the World - K2 - Carson - Rainne |
| Trailer Park Queen - The Mad Screamer - Priest - Snotty - Purpldrgn |
| Pezzy - Otis - Franken Gibe - Kilroy |
\------------------------------------------------------------------------------/
- Vehicular Manslaughter on the Information Super Highway -
*%*%*%*%*%*%*%*%*%*%*%*%*%*
for Car-Jacking: GwDweb - http://www.GREENY.org/
for Drive By Shootings: GwD Pubz, beatch! - http://gwd.mit.edu/
ftp://ftp.GREENY.org/gwd/
for Driving Under the Influence: C.H.A.O.S. - http://chaos.GREENY.org/
Da Den - http://www.snakeden.org/
for Hit and Run: GwD@GREENY.org (Fan/Hate Mail)
subscribe@GREENY.org (FREE CRAP)
submit@GREENY.org (Submit now!)
editor@GREENY.org (Letters to Editor/Pimp LL)
%*%*%*%*%*%*%*%*%*%*%*%*%*%
(-) (-) Postal (-) (-)
GwD, Inc.
P.O. Box 16038
Lubbock, Texas 79490
(-) (-) latsoP (-) (-)
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
"What kind of a Christian are you for God's sake?" - Some Hillbilly in
_Pumpkinhead_
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
<-+- A S M D -+->

GR33NY LIK3S mash3d p0tat03s

MORE THAN FIVE YEARS of ABSOLUTE CRAP! /---------------\
copyright (c) MM GwD Publications :DIE COCKSUCKERS:
copyright (c) MM GwD, Inc. : GwD :
All rights reserved \---------------/
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