Greeny World Domination 121

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"Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, I made you out of fried chicken." 

No, this isn't a Negroni masquerading as a Hebe.  It is the song of the 
Jewlatto, the spotlight mixed race of the week.  For those of you not in the 
know, the Jewlatto is the result of a union of the Negrous and Jewish races. 
While each race separately has endured derision and racism, the resulting 
Jewlatto enjoys only the most advantageous of the traits of the "afro- 
mentioned" races.  While each race has been considered a regression of 
humanity, the Jewlatto is humanity's future.  The face of the future sports a 
protuberant nose, DSLs (dick-sucking lips), and a "phat afro."  Other physical 
traits of the Jewlatto include a mighty, athletic build and a fatty-lumpkin 
cock.  Other than the nose, the Jewlatto possesses predominantly Negrous 
bodily characteristics, but this is offset by the mental inheritance from the 
Hebrewan parent.  The Jewlatto will possess abundant natural intelligence as 
well as a "frugal" fiscal policy.  Though the Jewlatto keeps a tight grip on 
his purse-strings, he will occasionally blow a lot of money souping up his 
ride and engaging the services of the "bitches and hoes."  The Jewlatto's garb 
consists of a FUBU yarmulke and a girthy, diamond-studded Star of David (with 
a dollar-sign in the middle of it) on a gold chain.  Sometimes amidst the 
curls can be found long Orthy locks.  The Yid-kid (or "Levite") will be fluent 
in both Ebonics and Yiddish.  He will listen to Two Live Jews and The Jew and 
His Motley Crew.  Diet will consist of fried gefilte fish and watermelon, 
washed down with some kosher malt liquor.  The Jewlatto is in rare form during 
the festive time of "Kwanzanakah."  The Jewlatto's role models include George 
Washington Carverstein, creator of the fried peanut, and Shaniquah Streisand, 
the singing sensation.  Based on our asinine but rigorous scientific research, 
we have found that the Jewlatto is more easily adaptable to the climate of the 
21st century than other passe racial mixtures such as the Hispanislopes, 
Pollwops, and "A-rabs." 

For more fun facts and to sign up to contribute to the Jewlatto Creation Fund, 
please visit www.jewlatto.org. 

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Issue#121 of "GwD:  The American Dream with a Twist -- of Lime" ISSN 1523-1585 
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