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Greeny World Domination News 20
GwD-TEN YEARS TEN YEARS TEN YEARS TEN YEARS TEN YEARS TEN YEARS TEN YEARS-GwD
Oh my GawD! ***** 10 YEARS OF CRAP FOR YOU, MY FRIENDS. ***** More from GwaD!
The GREENY world Domination Task Force, Incorporated
Brings YOU 10 Brand New Text Files and 5 NEW NEW NEW MP3s
for GwD's 10th Anniversary!
(Issues 126-135 of _GwD: The American Dream with a Twist -- of Lime_,
Issues 11-15 of _Greeny's wildly amazing universal Digital opiate_),
AND 5+ k-rad GwDwarez!
-=< NewGwDsnEWgWdSNewGwDsnEWgWdSNewGwDsnEWgWdSNewGwDsnEWgWdSNewGwDsnEWgWdS >=-
-=< This Here Is GwD News, Issue #20 - 06/10/03 >=-
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R E L E A S E N O T E S
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WORD TO YOUR MOMS.
Sexy Text for YOU!
New issues of _GwD: The American Dream with a Twist -- of Lime_
http://www.GREENY.org/pubz/twist/twist.html#new
* gwd126.txt - "Holly Near v. Melissa Etheridge" by Yancey Slide
So, like, can same-sex couples that legally marry in one state
get a legal divorce in a state that doesn't recognize same-sex
marriages? Hmmm...
* gwd127.txt - "Post-Lubbock Influenza" by Seth The Man
STM got sick in Lubbock. Alas.
* gwd128.txt - "Rice-a-Roni PIC Programmer" by breed_x
Ever wondered what to do with the box after you've eaten your
Rice-a-Roni? breed_x offers a suggestion.
* gwd129.txt - "Chach Talk: Inverview with Stein" by Elliot Deuce
What makes Stein tick? Who the hell is Stein?
* gwd130.txt - "GwD is..." by www.googlism.com
A wonderful look at all of the many things that GwD is.
* gwd131.txt - "Lubbock Trip" by Seth The Man
STM went to Lubbock. Doesn't that sound fun? Lubbock is fun,
chach.
* gwd132.txt - "Star Wars Part 77" by Havoc
Havoc tells an interesting story. The point of the story seems
to be the death of Havoc's former boss at the lightsaber of
Samuel L. Jackson.
* gwd133.txt - "The Dregs of My Poetry" by Yancey Slide
Yance took a poetry class. Here are the results.
* gwd134.txt - "Remembering Porkins" by Ciacco the Hog
Ciacco "interviewed" William Hootkins, the actor who portrayed
Jek Porkins, the slightly-larger of the X-Wing pilots.
* gwd135.txt - "Bribs Plays Billiards" by The BMC
Billiards, billiards, billiards.
(so, like, all authors are solely responsible for the content of their issues)
Zounds, Zounds, Really Cool Sounds!
New issues of _GwauDio_! Wow your friends!
http://www.GREENY.org/pubz/gwaudio/gwaudio.html
* gwd011.mp3 - "Floppin' Around" by Nosmo King
Nosmo King, an awesome jazzy combo that includes GwD faves
Sir Flea (on bass) and Frank Ferra (on guitar and backing
vocals), offers up this lovely song about not wearing underwear
(if you're a guy) or a bra (if you're a lady). You know what
it's like to be floppin' around; admit it. Okay, fine, that may
not really be what the song is about. But it's still excellent.
Seriously.
* gwd012.mp3 - "I'd Just Like to Say that I'm Glad to Be Here" by Lobo Licious
Lobo comments on life. (He's quoting SCUMDOG Entertainment's
j3ph; this is taken from the stuN reeB video _Girls Think
Sexy: The History of stuN reeB_). Another classic GwD
soundbite; this was originally relased in 1997 as "glad.wav."
It's being re-released because you asked so nicely.
* gwd013.mp3 - "Accident Prone" by Nosmo King
This time, Nosmo King sings a little ditty about being unlucky.
As in clumsy. As in accident prone. This song is amazing.
Listen to it RIGHT NOW.
* gwd014.mp3 - "Mmmmm" by Priest
MMMMMMM. Mmmmm. MMMMmmmm. Yes.
* gwd015.mp3 - "Cut Back" by Nosmo King
Man, Nosmo King just won't quit! "Cut Back" offers you a
heaping helping of their hospitality. Or something like that.
As with all other Nosmo King tracks, this song ROCKS SERIOUS
BALLS. Well, as much as a jazz song can rock, that is. You
will add this song to your WinAMP playlist. YOU WILL.
AND...
k-rad w@r3Zzzzz b-cuz U R such a d00d!
New GwDwarez - AWW YEAH - CHECK 'EM OUT - New GwDwarez
http://www.GREENY.org/warez/warez.html#new
* "PicMeme" by breed_x (co-released with noisybox)
- http://www.noisybox.net/computers/picmeme/ -
PicMeme is a stand alone Windows application *and* Windows screen saver that
crawls through internet web space and collects interesting pictures to be
displayed on your screen. PicMeme provides a window into the heart and soul
of teh internet. An ever-changing collection of visual data is compiled by
PicMeme's automated web browsing engine. It is web surfing without the
effort. It is browsing without the burden of reading.
...
If a picture is truly worth a thousand words, then this software can be
considered epic...
* "st00pid browser" by Diamondback (co-released with Dark Day Software)
It's st00pid. It's a browser. It's st00pid browser.
* "Shuffle Thing" by Bill Hooper
Shuffle shuffle shuffle. It's a game. You play it.
* All (?) Bill and Lobo's Hyper-Elite Programmers' Guild releases
Now added to the GwDwarez repertoire! Word. BLHEPG rocked/rocks your lame
ass. DOS-based programming at its finest and its not-so-finest.
* Many pre-BLHEPG Bill Hooper releases
More DOS-based utils (most text-file related) than you could ever possibly
want!
-*- "...an unusual story about a couple of sweltering polarbears in Texas" -+-
-+- GREEN is GOOD. -+-
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What's going on in Grenedom?
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-> HEADLINES <-
GwD IS TEN YEARS OLD. YOUR TEXTFILE GROUP/E-ZINE IS NOT. SO NYAH NYAH NYAH.
A LOT OF THE "CURRENT TEXT SCENE" (http://www.textscene.com/) IS "AT WAR." AS
FAR AS WE'RE CONCERNED, THEY'RE ALL LAME ANYWAY. NYAH NYAH NYAH.
Contrary to what you may have heard, at this point it seems that GwaDFEST03,
the GwD 10th Anniversary Gala Event, will be *INVITE ONLY*. It was supposed
to be open to the public, but Seth dropped the ball and didn't reserve a big
enough convention center. Licious's response to STM's lack of planning was
"Shit, Seth, I ask you to do one thing in TEN YEARS, and you can't even do it
right."
If anything changes, we'll let you know.
-*- "Go hang a salami, I'm a lasagna hog." -*-
-> OTHER NEWS <-
Uhh, there isn't really any other news. There's just some new text files to
read and some new mp3's to hear and some new (and old) warez for you to play
with. It'll no doubt be nice to have something to play with other than
yourself.
Scumdog Steev (Lobo Licious) and Sir Flea do a radio show on KTXT-FM 88.1
(http://www.ktxt.net/) on Monday nights from 11pm-1am (Central Time). Check
it out, if you're in Lubbock. Or, hey, you can listen on-line. That'd be
swell. Yeah.
-+- "The 4 most poweful words you can say about GwD, Inc. are... -+-
-+- '10 Years of Experience.'" -+-
-> SUBMISSION INFORMATION <-
If you have ANYTHING to submit to GwD (artwork, text, outlandish claims,
etc.), DO NOT HESITATE to send it our way. "submit@GREENY.org" is there for
you, baby. Work must be 100% original and it must be understood that once
submitted, articles/artwork/photographs become the property of GwD, Inc.
(unless they have been previously published elsewhere) and we can use them
however we see fit, even if it's merely to make fun of them (and you).
SUBMIT NOW OR PERISH.
-*- "TEN YEARS OF UTTER CRAP." -*-
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CONTACT:
The GREENY world Domination Task Force, Inc.
http://www.GREENY.org/
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P.O. Box 16038 - Lubbock, Texas - 79490
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*** The GwD Task Force, Inc. - All the Best in Absolute Crap Since 1993! ***
GwD News #20 - rel. 06-10-03 - by Lobo Licious & Bob the Master of the World
***** copyright (c) MMIII GwD Publications/GwD, Inc. *****
-*- GwD - "Having Fits and Taking Shits" - GwD -*- GwDN20
GwD-TEN YEARS TEN YEARS TEN YEARS TEN YEARS TEN YEARS TEN YEARS TEN YEARS-GwD
