Greeny World Domination 120

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· 26 Apr 2019

  

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Ever wondered what porn stars mean by the sounds they make?  Here are some 
sexual 'terms' you might find handy: 

Approved GwD Terms/Sounds for Fucking 
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"SKLUH" - This is a term for vaginal intercourse.  It can be used as a 
substitute for moaning/grunting by the male, e.g. "Skluh...skluh...skluh" 
(said with each thrust). 

"GLUH" - This term denotes oral sex, specifically fellatio.  For example, when 
the girl is choking down that horsecock, she should make a noise that sounds 
like "gluh-gluh-gluuuhhhh." 

"GLAAAAHHHHHHHHH" - This, my favorite term, is used for male-on-female anal 
sex.  This term does not apply to male-male anal sex.  Sorry, faggots. 
Lesbians, provided they use strap-ons, may use this term at their own risk. 
Proper usage is when the girl is taken by surprise.  A little bit of the old 
unexpected backdoor delivery, if you will.  Instead of "Whoops, it slipped," 
one should exclaim "GLLLAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!" at the top of his lungs. 

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The following terms ARE NOT APPROVED for usage by the powers that be in GwD. 

***** USE AT YOUR OWN RISK ***** 

Deuterocanonical Sex Terms 
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"SKLAAAAHHHHHHH" - This term is similar to "GLAAAAHHHHHHHHH," only instead of 
replacing "Whoops, it slipped," it replaces "Whoops, it slipped from your ass 
into your mouth." 

"BLAAAAHHHHH" - This is the noise you should make when you plant the 
proverbial "money shot" (or "chach shot," as the case may be - see Oscar the 
Pornographer's treatise on this matter in gwd86.txt) on your partner's face. 

"GLIT" - This should be used after "GLAAAAHHHHH," in much the same method as 
one would use "SKLUH," only "GLIT" is said with each thrust of one's member 
into the anal cavity. 

 
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