Greeny World Domination 147

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· 5 years ago

  

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this is gross, so feel free to skip it.  or comment about how it made you 
vomit.  or whatever. 

so i just got back from the bathroom.  when i got there, the two urinals were 
occupied. "no big deal," i figured as i sauntered into one of the stalls.  i 
was about to lift the seat, like a nice fellow, when i noticed that said seat 
was bespeckled with a multitude of hairs. ass-hairs.  sure, it's not uncommon 
to see an ass-hair or a stray pube on the toilet seat in a public bathroom; 
that's what they make those seat covers for.  but it is rare to see a 
multitude of ass-hairs on the same toilet seat.  whoever used the stall last 
(hopefully just one person deposited these, since otherwise people would have 
been sitting on each-other's ass-hairs, which would be quite disgusting) 
apparently has a shedding problem.  disgusting as it was, i wish i'd had my 
digital camera just so i could show all of you fine people what i'm talking 
about. 

anyway, i proceeded to lift the seat using my foot (just the bottom of it, 
actually), as i was taught in elementary school, and take my leak.  i then 
came back to my office, shaking my head, pondering the ass-hairs. 

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