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Greeny World Domination
 · 5 years ago

  

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T h e G R E E N Y w o r l d D o m i n a t i o n T a s k F o r c e ,
I n c o r p o r a t e d
Presents:
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"mute." by Kp Neato Dee

----- GwD: The American Dream with a Twist -- of Lime ***** Issue #81 -----
----- release date: 01-03-01 ***** ISSN 1523-1585 -----

that'd be kinda cool, to be a deaf mute or something.

Even better, to be retarded and deaf and mute. But not actually BE those
things, see, you could just pretend and then you could like sit around
slobbering on yourself, watching PBS, and people would say, "Oh him? Don't
mind him, he's just retarded and deaf and mute."

And people would say "Oh!" and still try and talk to you, but really slowly
and offer you losta cookies and insist on tying your shoes for you.
Hey, you wanna tie my shoes, that's ok by me. Go for it, man.

and then if you could do something, like type or play an instrument, people
would be amazed and call you an "idiot savant" and you could be on TV and
stuff with your amazing abilities.

just an example of how things are relative and stuff. wow.

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ftp://ftp.GREENY.org/gwd/
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GR33NY LIK3S mash3d p0tat03s

MORE THAN FIVE YEARS of ABSOLUTE CRAP! /---------------\
copyright (c) MM Kp Neato Dee/GwD Publications :PRIME THE PUMPS:
copyright (c) MM GwD, Inc. : GwD :
All rights reserved \---------------/
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