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Greeny World Domination

 · 5 years ago

  

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   G R E E N Y  w o r l d  D o m i n a t i o n  T a s k  F o r c e 
                              Presents: 
                       "Spanky's Claim to Fame" 
                               by Spanky McDougal, Sir! 
                   with an afterward by Lobo 

 
     Howdy do, all you GwD comrades in arms out there!  (Except for all you  
amputees out there, I guess you'd just be comrades in stumps.)  Spanky  
McDougal, Sir! here, giving my all to this, my only claim to literary fame  
before they take me away for crimes against humanity.  They have spies  
everywhere, you know, all working for Nwod, God of Floors. 
     Boy, have I got some ideas to whip all of you slugs into shape (except  
for Lobo, siva, Seth The Man, and Snotty, who are pretty cool).  You sniveling  
fools worship Greeny in every way 'cept religiously!  Ha!  He's not even  
around!  No, it's time we looked at the truth.  Greeny is a figurehead, a  
symbol of the REAL power, the Council.  Heeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheehee!   
Boy, is this a great idea or what!?     First, we ditch the idea that Greenie  
is returning.  Thpbhbhbhbhbhbt on that!  Second, a high council of three  
founding members (proposed: Lobo, Seth, and Siva) presiding over the GwD  
Council, consisting of everyone else in GwD.  Yeah!  Everyoneon the GwD  
Council (Excluding High Council members, I'll explain below) gets a post, a  
title and an "ambassadorship" of a country or area, meaning in effect, that  
that "ambassador" is really king of the land there.  Obviously, this would  
have to be organized after GwD fulfillsits destiny.  Examples:  I plan to be  
Surgeon General of the world, and my area might be the Orient, or South  
America, or whatever.  My title, of course, would be Spanky McDougal, Sir,  
Grand High Kruton of Pu, God of Ceilings.  Isn't that a cool title?  My  
minions would be "sub-Krutons" and my maids would be "Krutonettes!"  But, the  
three High Council members wouldn't have a title, since they preside over  
everybody else. 
     Well, I've left my legacy, so when the time comes, and the world is ours,  
remember!  Martyrs to the cause are beloved of Pu, and are whisked away to  
heaven, the Home and Garden isle at Wal-Mart..... 
   From: 
        Spanky McDougal, Sir! 
          Grand High Kruton 
                 of Pu, 
           God of Ceilings.  

 
                                                                   Afterword 

     Those are the ideas from one of our newest droogs about how the world  
should be run when it is under Greeny's control.  We hereby accept it as how  
the world will be governed once our mission is complete.  The only changes  
that will be made will be that since Greeny HAS returned, he will be the Chief  
Executive Officer of the world, and all of his decisions must be approved by  
the entire GwD Council.  The High Council will consist of all of the Type Of  
Guys and our first droog, Aerik Aeriksson.  We will have no titles, but we  
will be allowed to place "The Mighty" in front of our name (as in "The Mighty  
Lobo") or "The Great" after it (such as Diamondback, The Great) or any other  
such phrase before or after it, which will be subject to the approval of the  
High Council. 
     Wowie!  we've made it to file #10!!!  Yippie! 

-Lobo 

 
GwD Task Force Members: 

Top Worshipper Type of Guy- Lobo 
Top Dog Type of Guy- Seth the Man 
Top Organizer Type of Guy- Sandman 
Worshipper Type of Guy- Diamondback 
Dog Type of Guy- TransDerm-Nitro 
Organizer Type of Guy- The Lizard King 
Droogs- 
Aerik Aeriksson 
Ailanthus 
Alkaloid 
Aracnia 
Big Man Joe 
Big Red Fed 
Bill Hooper 
Bruno 
Hallucination 
Kilroy 
Legolas 
Malachi 
Rory 
Sir Flea 
Siva 
Snotty 
Super Sperm 
Spanky McDougal, Sir! 
Wiley Coyote 
Wiz Kid 

To become a droog: send mail to Lobo containing the NDP (New Droog Password)  
which is SMARTONE, but don't tell anybody! 

 
GwD Command Centers- 
Chaos                     (806)797-7501 
     SysOp-Seth the Man (Birthplace of GwD, Mission Control) 
Gridpoint                 (806)763-4801;node two `2400bps (806)763-5072,,22     
                        SysOp-Transderm-Nitro (First Conquest) 
Federation Slayers'       (806)799-1184 
     SysOp-Big Red Fed 

For your bbs to become a Command Center, e-mail Lobo and tell him your  
number(s). 

Please spread the word of Greeny by uploading these files to boards that don't  
already have them. 

Call (806)797-3860 and chat with The Great Green One! (He currently uses the  
name "Majestic", but we know who he really is!) 

 
copyright (c),1993 by Lobo 
GREENY world Domination Task Force copyright (c),1993 by Lobo 
All rights reserved to The New Returned GREENY! 

 
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