Going Ape Shit Press 032

eZine lover (@eZine)

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Going Ape Shit Press

 · 5 years ago

  

              going ape shit press #32 submitted by counterpoint 

  yet another of our song parodies... 

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        Frosty the 'Ho man 

        Frosty the 'Ho man 
        Don't need no welfare check 
        With his big cigar 
        And a cadilliac car  
        And Fort Knox around his neck 

        Frosty the 'Ho man 
        Put a bitch on every block 
        First he found them dates 
        Then he set the rates 
        4o bucks she'll suck 'yo cock 

        There was a bit of trouble 
        When those college boys came 'round 
        They tried to give ol' Frosty shit 
        so he had to lay him down-POW! 

        Frosty the 'Ho man  
        Is the pimp's pimp so they say 
        Making cold-hard cash 
        Peddling hot street gash  
        It's like christmas every day! 

 
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  sifting thru the every day grime, i found it... i found max q...