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Going Ape Shit Press 062
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i don't know where the hell this file came from, but
now i'm only missing 60 and 61 of gasp... if you have
any idea where to find 'em, let me know.
duncan@alfheim.net
(+)=-| going ape shit press, the lost files |-=(+)
going ape shit press #62
by the pipfest 3 crew!
pipfest came and went... it was ok, we got announced on the radio, got
drunk... played jEPORDEE, and had some fun... but i wasn't ready for
the stupidity and chaos that was going to come out of it... so enough
with the introduction... here is the monument to idiocy that was
pipfest 3...
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$ $ $
$ $ $
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pip fest. and stuff.
yeah.
and stuff
and now a note from someone else.
hi i am metal chick
if i was somewhere else.. i wouldnt be at pip fest.. WORDS TO REMEBER -h8!
MY ASS IS ON FIRE - b3
521 b3b3 -mc
el shnap forn two fng lemme puppie ... -ils
w0ah what the hell was that???
this keyboard really really sux....
hey, i don't think that there is a decent keyboard in this entire household...
this has to be the world's smallest keyboard... they have a list of all the
extended ascii characters all over this fucking place, they burnt down the
second sign that i put there
(fuck shit damn cock piss nigger queer cunt)
ok, i'm going now... i'll write something about pipfest, something that tells
it like it is... tells it like it should be told, about the memories, the
pains, the bitter sweet memories that IS pipfest... amen.
-pip
hi there.
hey.
hows it going.
pretty good.
how'z bou you.
swell.
DON'T BE SUCH A TRIANGLE.
hey swell.
b3
add something -- ffej takes credit for this artwork
uhm, i was just outside putting out a fire... damn these people have no
respect and screw my keyboards...
-kt
@!
fast i type
666 666 666 666 666
i phear for my lyphe
help... kurdt's finger is on fire!!!!!
har har, i wonder if anyone would be reading this in the future... probably
not... it's rather st00p1t... -p33p
forn tableson was a little simple one who never really ate a lot of pie..
it's not as ghostly as it appears ... -ils
belial and metal chic have resorted to playing pogs??? -kt
tee hee i have a HALO on my head.. geuss who i am???
guess who you aren't. -b3
heh. there was this chick and her name was h0e and she went to the
store and she bought some stuff.
this is stuff (actually 14,000) to be happy about!@
1. the rose bowl
2. a fresh beginning
3. new neighbors meeting.
screw it this sux. i quit. finito done. sheesh.
did i mention that MY ASS IS ON FIRE!!!
no.
alright.
-b3
i wuz here... i have departed... i shall return -pant
$44444 $ $44444 fest
$ 4 4 $ 4
$44444 4 $44444 -h8
$ $ $
look at my nuts!
- ---+-( woowowowo look at the klunk divider!!@!@ )--------------------+--- -
hehe. =)
b3
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^^^^^^- Legend Of The Red Dragon divider line!!
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words words the magical fruit the more you say the more you toot. the more
you toot the better you feel so say your words at every meal. (or pipfest!)
oh gawd!@
wow, doesn't it suck when you have to quiet a party down for a phone call
from mom :)..
atdt5066222
halo
******
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irc
/load phoenix.irc
/j #zines
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joe is drunk off his ASS@!>>@!##@!&&@!#
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joe just puked all over h imself... i don't think that my hand coordination
is what it usually is... joe can't admit that he's drunk... we're trying to
get him into the3 bathroom... heh, i just made an elite... joe puked all over
his arms, face, and kurdt's bed.. this r0ckZ... ffej is bringing more beer
over and salt n' vinegar patatochips... craIG IS very hungry...
ok.... i'm back, (this is pip btw)... we put joe in the bathroom, bathtub to
be exaCT... he vomited all; over himself, it's pretty nasty... we put him down
onthe tiles... just because we can clean them up... tit theorizes that the
ffejmobile may have been wrapped around a telephone pole... therefore we have
lost belial, ffej, and metal chick because someone HAD TO HAVE A FUCKING
COMMUNICATIONS WIRE come to their house... kind of ironic, that they all met
because of a telephone pole... which holds communications and stuffs...
kurdt is a whore =]... that's it... -pip
-+- kurdt explains the vile stench that cometh from ilsundal's mouth -+-
ok, so it was mean to torture joe after he had so much vodka.. Ok
so it was wrong to turn the lights on and off and tell him he was in a
box and couldn't get out... so we threw toys at him and stuffed animals
but hey... we are his 'friends'.. well.. although this may seem like
torture we actually are friends.. we cleaned his puke up.. ok.. so we
we got the puke outtah his hair!.. well thats the gross stuff, now we'll
get to the fun.. ok.. kurdt takes his simple soundblaster and fucks with
joe's head.. joe is laying on the bed, he hears kurdts sound blaster say
"i phear mogul".. joe mumbles "huh".. kurdt makes the sound blaster say
"joe" gets no responce so he makes it say "joe" again.. joe, in a drunk
slur, mumbles "shut-up"... so kurdt makes it say "joe don't talk back"
joe mumbles "shut up, im gunnah spew..." pause, gargle, projectile
vomiting of an extremely raunchy substance, at this time joe has a lump
of seaweed looking substance plastered to his hand.. and again he slirgles
and emits a brown column of liquid.. oh boy, what fun.. isn't hard liquor
wonderful..
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Hello .this is marge....wel ,joe just therw up,and I dont know what to do.....
I have been in this situation before and it is not fun......i cleaned thepuke off of his hair
and it was sick....I hoope his headache is not that bad....
he is on thw floor now and
....yea,he pukedd......i hATE WAKING UP IN puke. it smells so bad...
as i type,i can smell the puke on my fingers now.....it is so sad....
at least he didnt gte emotional before it happened.....thisis a nice
computer....joe ,if you read this ,it was ok.....justdont do it again any time soon ...ok
ok?.!...... thurs,sep.2 6,worn leather wallets..... pip fest ,huh......i cxcan write about anything....
youngc people........little girlzzzzz .......nanahhhhh....nononononono....ok?.......
........nbnnnnnpooooooo......
fasdfhjklasdfnml;pepeppe
goodbye....luvya
.........................
(pip breaks in)
yeah, pipfest is lame, but at least we're around nic epeople...
kurdt fisted metal chick's cunt...
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the end...
