Going Ape Shit Press 049

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· 5 years ago

  

            going ape shit press #49 by pip the angry youth 

  i do not phear mogel, pip i am...  i do not phear him on the beach, on 
  the computer, or on a LAN...  i do not phear mogel, pip i am. 

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                         why hogs of enthropy sucks 

  mogel's just cashing in on the big swing of boards going from warez, 
  to ansi, then to zines... i mean, he acts like he has a brain in his 
  head, but i sincerely doubt it. 

  he claims that people fear him, that hoe 'r0x', and that he's a 'k00l 
  d00d'... i think that he's just a blubbering idiot.  but that's only 
  me...  (but i'm allways right) 

  i've been doing 'zines for about a year and seven months, longer than 
  most people i know have been bbsing... so i've been around, seen 
  'zines come and go, been with the best of them (MiLK), and laughed at 
  the worst of them (PoT)...  but there's the mediocre ones, such as 
  hoe... nothing worth writing home about, hardly worth having on your 
  bbs, and just a waste of hard drive space and time on #zines. 

  i'd say the best 'zine, t-file group, whatever you want to call it, is 
  my own, going ape shit press.  there's nothing wrong with us, i'm not 
  a dictator, a conniving bastard like mogel is... i'm just a laid back 
  kinda dude with nothing better to do with my spare time.  hoe just 
  pales in comparison to us... completely and fully... 

  not only that, but i know for a fact that mogel doesn't shower. 

  yes, that's right boys and girls, good old m0g3l doesn't shower at 
  all, the last time he showered was back in the summer of '86... but 
  then he just lost it, went crazy, and started to play nintendo twenty 
  four hours a day... and then he found a modem... tried to be 3l1t3 and 
  all... failed miserably... and is now just a putz who sets up k0nFz 
  because he's a poser... 

  i bet he listened to rap in the 80's... 

  i think that he goes down the shore, with sagging jeans and a beotch 
  with a halter top that looks like courtney love, and his lowriding 
  pickup truck that has horrible problems with speed bumps. 

  (i bet his low rider gets cought in the middle of speed bumps and just 
   kinda balances on them, with tires spinning and m0g3l kUrz1nG his head 
   off...) 

  i bet mogel just wants to be exactly like me... elite and 
  everything... 

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  m0g3l pH34rZ p33p!@#!@#!@#