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Going Ape Shit Press 026
going ape shit press #26 by tut and pip the angry youth
well, we've been trying to collect a bunch of quotes that moron geeks
have been saying around us... and here they are... enjoy...
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"wow! you guys have a dairy queen up here!"
-tut when he spots a lone dairy queen by edicius's house
"dozens of beers, sir"
-rattle at a dwi checkpoint
"satan... 666... lucifer... 666..."
-ilsundal and his metal chick in their epic "clash of the faires"
"nine or ten........ THOUSAND times..."
-pip commenting on how many times that he masturbates a day
"your taco bell has PEOPLE in it..."
-tut commenting on port monmouth's economic structures
"when i get this thing working right, people JIZZ in my ear!"
-rattle commenting on his bbs
"nick, for your birthday, we're going to get you a box of q-tips"
-ilsundal and tut replying to rattle
"holy green..."
-ilsundal answering the phone
"it's... it's like... it's... it's like... like..."
-rattle trying to spit out a consisive sentence
User-Id: Edicius
NickName: no k-keen nickname
Message: no k-keen online msg
Signed Up: 11/15/94
Last On: 04/15/95 22:55
Class: INTERNET
On today: 1106
Sex: Male
-no comment
"ph34r m3!"
-m0gel... (like you couldn't tell)
"call me, ishmael..."
-a friend commenting on the sheer mass of a woman he saw
"i really need to masturbate right now..."
-pip when lying on his floor after just waking up
"don't be yelling at my cat like that... are you talking to me?"
-tut... ?!?
"ph34r m3 m0r3!"
-pip
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there will be another compilation of quotes in the future...