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Going Ape Shit Press 038
going ape shit press #38 by ilsundal
he's back, and badder than ever...
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feenord o' forest
Jez....over in the ereet forest of Alfheim bountiful with precious
oak trees, lived a smalled ban of faeries whom loved to play nasty lil'
tricks on elven maidens. It was a rather sunny afternoon down at the
Feador lake, when two fabulous female elves were out sun tanning on the
shore. The groups of horny male faeries gasped in surprise when they
were struck by the size of jumbo o' mumbo elven titties! "w00 w00!,"
cried out Sprankapeppa, "We have to take up this oppertunity." So they
ban of perverted faeries grouped together and quickly darted towards the
ladies. With a wave of their faery prick, thousands of sprankles
appeared over the two elven females, and quickly caught them by
surprise!
"Just what in the hell dost thou think thou art doing?," shouted
Penelope, the elven brunette with holy hooters. The farking wacked
faeries giggled until there blue faces turned orange and once again
waved there magical faery tool, and Penelope's bust grew larger and
larger until both of them were the size of the watermelons in old man
Harkle's garden! "w00 w00!," shouted the entire ban of faeries once
again. Then out of no where, Sprankapeppa's eyes glowed with an
unearthly aura, directing a glittering beam towards the other elven
female known as Mystal. Mystal then began to strut to and fro, and had
a twinkle in her lovely elven eyes. The faeries clustered around her,
and they all departed into the emmense forests of Alfheim.
It was getting late as the forest darkened, but the spectrum of
aura which emitted from the faeries bodies was enough to see clearly.
The faeries took Mystal to there faery ring of toadstools, and sat her
in the center. They then asked if she would remove her garments, and
she did as they pleased. Then, laying stark naked in the center of the
faery ring, one of the faeries ordered Mystal to eat one of the
toadstools, so she did. Mystal now was in a world of color, and
rainbows pranced merrily from all parts of her naked body. One of the
faeries then landed on her lovely ripe hair pie, and began entering feet
first. As the male faery was doing pullups up and down, Mystal felt a
great sense of pleasure. Rainbows, sprankles, and spectrums were
dancing all about the forest, and a band of lovely faery minstrals began
playing sweet soft sounding tunes to enhance Mystal's pleasure. One
faery was nibbling on her smooth pointed ears, as another was nibbling
on her hard erect nipples. Mystal never felt anything greater in her
entire life. Colors danced everywhere, and happiness was all about.
Then suddenly out of no where, all went black, and all was cold.
The next morning Mystal awoke by a nearby brook, completey naked,
and completely baffled by the entire incident. She wondered if anyone
had seen her naked body laying next to the still brook, and she wondered
if she would ever see these faery folk again. She then stood erect, and
walked back into the forest heading by her nearby oak tree-house. She
was then never heard from again...
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this really is disgusting... but what the hell, anything with alfheim
in it is quite allright with me i guess...