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Going Ape Shit Press the second comming 01
going ape shit press, the second comming #1 by pip the angry youth
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welcome back... let's start this off with a few ground rules... we
(gasp) hate james hetfield (bastard). no, it's more than just a hate,
it's an extremely bitter taste on the levels of bannana peels. he is the
natural born enemy of gasp, and we really don't like that fellow.
so what are we going to do about it?
absolutely nothing... if we did something that would mean that we care to
talk about him, but we don't... do we?
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since my recent hiatus from writing zines has ended, you're going to see
quite a bit of releases from me. sporatic yes, but does it have quality?
i will leave that to you the reader. some people actually have the
misconception that i care what people think about my zine; i have no
customer base, i have no profits, and i havn't a boss. this leads me to
the conclusing that i don't really have to give two flying fucks about
what some idiot in illinois thinks about me, especially someone who can't
even get an original handle; but we're not going to say any names.
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people look forward towards the releases of doomed to obscurity, slinky,
and other misadventures of mogel that are logged into the 2599 list of
t-files. what ever happened to a zine that reviewed other zines within
itself? where there is one, there is the other; where there's the
performer there is always the critic. i take this upon myself, i
self-appoint myself to the level of zine critic. when there is a new dto
release, we will be there. when mogel decides to cross state borders in
spite of his parole, we will be there. when an appocolypse-like storm
comes up the east coast, we will be there to say what rattle had to say
abou that. when cerkit decides that the time is right to release a new
issue of slinky, we will be there. when jamesy decides to start up his
millionth zine, we won't even be in the neighborhood.
you don't think that i want to report on shit _that_ boring? i may not
have a life, but i at least have _standards_.
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i'll also release reviews on albums, books, movies, and whatever else i
deem fit to grace the pages of gasp. stories? of couse we'll have
stories here... it wouldn't be a pipzine if there weren't any stories. i
think that if you're reading my zines, then you have an interest in what
i put out, so i'd like to know what you'd want me to write about. maybe
i'll take someone's input into consideration.
pippers@digital.csionline.com / slappy@digital.csionline.com
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that's about it for the first issue of gasp volume two... take it easy.
-pip
