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God of B0rk
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Praise be to the God of B0rk
Destroyer of installations
Hider of important files
and lord of the malfunctioning floppy drive
Praise be unto the great God of the Windows Protection Error
and dark baron of the blue screen of death
King of the unexplainably un-mounted boot disk
and bringer of virii and Trojan from otherwise unsuspicious Spam mail
May we rest securely knowing that all our data has already been lost
and that no disk recovery tool will ever work
oh lord of b0rk that has physically damaged our hard drive
thou art intangible and mysterious in your splendour.
Amen.
