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T h e G R E E N Y w o r l d D o m i n a t i o n T a s k F o r c e
Presents:
"Silliness Begets More Silliness"
by Zen and Aracnia
%%%% Here is an interesting and quite witty post on The Snake's Den by Zen: %%%%
you know if you swallow chewing gum, it stays in your tummy for 7 years?
if you swallow watermelon seeds, then a watermelon grows in your tummy?
storks bring babies to parents, they don't do that sickening act known as sex.
smoking IS good for you... and so is driving drunk... and crack...
the neatest way to die is by drowning.... i know it is, i have done it.
pepsi is NOT the choice of a new generation.
beer will not make you happy... won't make people like you... it's all false!
mcdonalds doesn't make burgers out of cows, it's your long lost little
sibling that you are eating.
technology is bad.... change is bad... but changing technology is good
are you down with the weasel?
are you down with the cow?
are you going down on someone/something right now?
are you getting up right now?
are you getting down?
are you going up and down?
should you really be reading all of this?
should i really be typing all of this?
should you try drugs?
should i shoot myself?
should i shoot you?
should i use bounce in my laundry?
should i drink the water from the tap?
what kind of detergent is best?
the more expensive something is, the better the quality.
the longer you think about doing something, chances are you will end up not
doing it.
can you surf?
as your doctor, i advise you to start drinking heavily.
is there really a god?
how do i know that i am not dreaming right now?
how am i to know that you are not dreaming all of this?
is this a dream or is this reality?
how do you tell the difference between good and bad?
do you really think that you are smart?
who is to say who is smart and who is not?
some people can be smart, and still have the common sense of a wooden nickel.
some people can have TONS of common sense and be as dense as a rock.
einstein was a genius, but he was also certifiably insane.
hitler was a genius.... people just misunderstood him.
and that, my little mindless followers, is all i have to say at the moment.
i will get in touch with you again later.
%%%% And here is Aracnia's witty yet neat reply: %%%%
Space Bar alert...
Z> you know if you swallow chewing gum, it stays in your tummy for 7 years?
Yes
Z> if you swallow watermelon seeds, then a watermelon grows in your tummy?
Yes
Z> storks bring babies to parents, they don't do that sickening act known as sex
That's a good thing otherwise we'd have a million drunk storks running around
like in the cartoons..
Z> smoking IS good for you... and so is driving drunk... and crack...
Smoking makes you cough up green and blue things... Driving is good...Drunk
is what storks are... Crack...Don't do drugs that are named after a part of
your ass...
Z> the neatest way to die is by drowning.... i know it is, i have done it.
I was held under the water for an extensive amount of time when I was young..
Z> pepsi is NOT the choice of a new generation.
No, it's not! Dr. Pepper and C0k3 are..
Z> beer will not make you happy... won't make people like you... it's all false
Beer makes you piss a lot...and it makes your breath stink...
Z> mcdonalds doesn't make burgers out of cows, it's your long lost little
Z> sibling that you are eating.
I always wondered where my half sister when to...
Z> technology is bad.... change is bad... but changing technology is good
Like Mini-Disks instead of CD players
Z> are you down with the weasel?
Yes
Z> are you down with the cow?
Yes
Z> are you going down on someone/something right now?
No, I'm not...but I HAVE gotten it on with someone before...:)
Z> are you getting up right now?
No, But are YOU getting IT up right now???
Z> are you going up and down?
No, not at the exact moment, but I have before...:)
Z> should you really be reading all of this?
No, you shouldn't be reading this either...
Z> should i really be typing all of this?
No, I shouldn't be writing this either...
Z> should you try drugs?
No, they make your dick small
Z> should i shoot myself?
No, although...it doesn't make your dick small...well, unless you shoot it...
Z> should i shoot you?
No, please don't...I'm only 15.
Z> should i use bounce in my laundry?
Yes, they give your laundry a non-clinging feeling and fresh scent..
Z> should i drink the water from the tap?
No, A communist, Nazi plot is to poison the tap water of Lubbock..
Z> what kind of detergent is best?
Tide with Alternative Bleach..so your clothes look new and don't fade
Z> the more expensive something is, the better the quality.
Not necessarily
Z> the longer you think about doing something, chances are you will end up not
Z> doing it.
That's right...It's called Procrastination...
Z> can you surf?
No.
Z> as your doctor, i advise you to start drinking heavily.
Mike, you're NOT a doctor
Z> is there really a god?
No
Z> how do i know that i am not dreaming right now?
You don't...
Z> how am i to know that you are not dreaming all of this?
You don't...
Z> is this a dream or is this reality?
Both
Z> how do you tell the difference between good and bad?
You don't
Z> do you really think that you are smart?
Yes
Z> who is to say who is smart and who is not?
Hmmm....interesting question
Z> some people can be smart, and still have the common sense of a wooden nickel
Yeah...like me, wait no, that's not right...
Damnit....someone distracted me so I am forced not to post anymore babblings
because I accidentally saved it...oops...
Oh well...it's better that way I guess
-- end --
%%%% Anyway, I left them in their original posted form so you could read %%%%
%%%% them in the proper order, instead of jumping straight to the reply. %%%%
%%%% Aww, yeah! %%%%
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