Going Ape Shit Press 043

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Going Ape Shit Press

 · 5 years ago

  

                 going ape shit press #43 by mendlivian 

  makes you overly happy to be a human in these times... 

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                        the evening's newscast 

  ...In other news, a man has been charged with aggravated vehicular 
personslaughter for causing the death of an unborn fetus. He failed 
to obey a yield, and side swiped the vehicle in which a pregnant 
woman was being taken to a planned parenthood facility for an 
abortion.  The man argues that since the woman had decided that the 
fetus was not legally entitled to the right to life, liberty, and 
property, the law doesn't protect the fetus as a person.  That's the 
news, good night. 

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